Two books, which one to buy?

[Weisse Luft]

Which book would you buy????
PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy? "Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clinton?

> >
> > Titanic: $29.99
> > Clinton: $29.99
> >
> > Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
> > Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
> >
> > Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
> > subsequent catastrophe
> > Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
> > subsequent catastrophe
> >
> > Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
> > Clinton: Bill is a ******** artist
> >
> > Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
> > Clinton: Ditto for Bill
> >
> > Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
> > Clinton: Ditto for Monica
> >
> > Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit
> > Clinton: Let's not go there
> >
> > Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
> > Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts
> >
> > Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
> > Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack
> >
> > Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
> > Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either
> >
> > Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death
> > Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing

 

[TrekDedicated]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[spudmaster]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! Now THAT is quality mate!/Pete

 

[skwanch]

Back in '98, Bill and Hillary were back in Arkansas on a campaign tour. Their entourage pulls into a gas station, and a middle-aged gas attendant comes out to fill their tank.

"Oh my god!" says Hillary, "That's Rob Corkson, my first boyfriend!"

Bill leans over to take a look, then sits back with a self-satisfied grin.

"Well just imagine Hillary, if you'd married Rob you'd be the wife of a gas station attendant".

Hillary, without missing a beat or even turning around, replies "No Bill. If I'd married him, Rob Corkson would be President of the USA"