Wish me luck....

I'm going GRS style tomorrow. Yes, thats right, I'm racing the Tufts Criterium! Wanna know the funny
thing? I'm racing on a bike thats being built up tonight. that I've never ridden. Want to know whats
funnier? I've ridden a road bike all of 500 yards or so.

I'll post the massive crash report from the hospital

Jon "GRS for a day" Bond

"Jonathan Bond" <Jonathan.Bond@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu> wrote in message
news:3E85134D.9060604@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu...
> I'm going GRS style tomorrow. Yes, thats right, I'm racing the Tufts Criterium! Wanna know the
> funny thing? I'm racing on a bike thats being built up tonight. that I've never ridden. Want to
> know whats funnier? I've ridden a road bike all of 500 yards or so.
>
> I'll post the massive crash report from the hospital
>
> Jon "GRS for a day" Bond

That's fine, go ahead and post the report, but for crying out loud NO pix...please! I don't think I
could stand seeing a pic of our little "johnny coming out."

sniff...sniff...sniffle
--
Slacker - damn college...I knew they were unhealthy

"Jonathan Bond" <Jonathan.Bond@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu> wrote in message
news:3E85134D.9060604@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu...
> I'm going GRS style tomorrow. Yes, thats right, I'm racing the Tufts Criterium! Wanna know the
> funny thing? I'm racing on a bike thats being built up tonight. that I've never ridden. Want to
> know whats funnier? I've ridden a road bike all of 500 yards or so.
>
> I'll post the massive crash report from the hospital
>
> Jon "GRS for a day" Bond
>
A moment of silence for Jon?

Cleanbean ducks the barrage. You had to be in the other thread.

"Cleanbean" <jbean@NOSPAMhot.rr.com> wrote in message
news:kT8ha.28019$k8.837913@twister.austin.rr.com...
>
> "Jonathan Bond" <Jonathan.Bond@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu> wrote in message
> news:3E85134D.9060604@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu...
> > I'm going GRS style tomorrow. Yes, thats right, I'm racing the Tufts Criterium! Wanna know the
> > funny thing? I'm racing on a bike thats being built up tonight. that I've never ridden. Want to
> > know whats funnier? I've ridden a road bike all of 500 yards or so.
> >
> > I'll post the massive crash report from the hospital
> >
> > Jon "GRS for a day" Bond
> >
> A moment of silence for Jon?
>
> Cleanbean ducks the barrage. You had to be in the other thread.

Silence ??? I think we need an exorcism.
--
Slacker

Slacker wrote:
> "Jonathan Bond" <Jonathan.Bond@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu> wrote in message
> news:3E85134D.9060604@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu...
>
>>I'm going GRS style tomorrow. Yes, thats right, I'm racing the Tufts Criterium! Wanna know the
>>funny thing? I'm racing on a bike thats being built up tonight. that I've never ridden. Want to
>>know whats funnier? I've ridden a road bike all of 500 yards or so.
>>
>>I'll post the massive crash report from the hospital
>>
>>Jon "GRS for a day" Bond
>
>
>
> That's fine, go ahead and post the report, but for crying out loud NO pix...please! I don't think
> I could stand seeing a pic of our little "johnny coming out."
>
> sniff...sniff...sniffle
> --
> Slacker - damn college...I knew they were unhealthy
>
>

Haha. Only reason I'm racing is because its our race. I swept the course for 4 hours today (yes, as
in with a broom), and I gotta do it again at 5AM, so I might as well get something back from it! I'm
gonna go on some road rides and stuff, but with the soul purpose of training for mountain bike
racing. I suck brutally at hills, so a bit o' training can't hurt.

Now where's my feather boa?

Jon "GRS" Bond

Jonathan Bond <Jonathan.Bond@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu> wrote in message
news:<3E85134D.9060604@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu>...
> I'm going GRS style tomorrow. Yes, thats right, I'm racing the Tufts Criterium! Wanna know the
> funny thing? I'm racing on a bike thats being built up tonight. that I've never ridden. Want to
> know whats funnier? I've ridden a road bike all of 500 yards or so.
>
> I'll post the massive crash report from the hospital
>
> Jon "GRS for a day" Bond

Well, what ever happened to readin, writin and rithmetic at dem Universities? They gotta make our
boy a danged gay roadie for a day, too!

Well, have fun, and don't let any swish follow too close.

Paladin

"Jonathan Bond" <Jonathan.Bond@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu> wrote in message
news:3E851CFD.7000105@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu...
>
>
> Slacker wrote:
> > "Jonathan Bond" <Jonathan.Bond@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu> wrote in
message news:3E85134D.9060604@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu...
> >
> >>I'm going GRS style tomorrow. Yes, thats right, I'm racing the Tufts Criterium! Wanna know the
> >>funny thing? I'm racing on a bike thats being built up tonight. that I've never ridden. Want to
> >>know whats funnier? I've ridden a road bike all of 500 yards or so.
> >>
> >>I'll post the massive crash report from the hospital
> >>
> >>Jon "GRS for a day" Bond
> >
> >
> >
> > That's fine, go ahead and post the report, but for crying out loud NO
pix...please! I don't think I could stand seeing a pic of our
> > little "johnny coming out."
> >
> > sniff...sniff...sniffle
> > --
> > Slacker - damn college...I knew they were unhealthy
> >
> >
>
> Haha. Only reason I'm racing is because its our race. I swept the course for 4 hours today (yes,
> as in with a broom), and I gotta do it again at 5AM, so I might as well get something back from
> it! I'm gonna go on some road rides and stuff, but with the soul purpose of training for mountain
> bike racing.

We've already had enough "religious/spiritual" threads today!

Bill "someone'll spot it" S.

Sorni wrote:
> "Jonathan Bond" <Jonathan.Bond@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu> wrote in message
> news:3E851CFD.7000105@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu...
>
>>
>>Slacker wrote:
>>
>>>"Jonathan Bond" <Jonathan.Bond@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu> wrote in
>>
> message news:3E85134D.9060604@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu...
>
>>>>I'm going GRS style tomorrow. Yes, thats right, I'm racing the Tufts Criterium! Wanna know the
>>>>funny thing? I'm racing on a bike thats being built up tonight. that I've never ridden. Want to
>>>>know whats funnier? I've ridden a road bike all of 500 yards or so.
>>>>
>>>>I'll post the massive crash report from the hospital
>>>>
>>>>Jon "GRS for a day" Bond
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>That's fine, go ahead and post the report, but for crying out loud NO
>>
> pix...please! I don't think I could stand seeing a pic of our
>
>>>little "johnny coming out."
>>>
>>>sniff...sniff...sniffle
>>>--
>>>Slacker - damn college...I knew they were unhealthy
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Haha. Only reason I'm racing is because its our race. I swept the course for 4 hours today (yes,
>>as in with a broom), and I gotta do it again at 5AM, so I might as well get something back from
>>it! I'm gonna go on some road rides and stuff, but with the soul purpose of training for mountain
>>bike racing.
>
>
> We've already had enough "religious/spiritual" threads today!
>
> Bill "someone'll spot it" S.
>
>

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Make sure you duck, or you'll get the soul of my shoe on yer face

Jon "Sole Rider" Bond

"Slacker" <pasensio@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:ZL8ha.30668$ja4.2047895@bgtnsc0...rldnet.att.net...
>
> "Jonathan Bond" <Jonathan.Bond@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu> wrote in message
news:3E85134D.9060604@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu...
> > I'm going GRS style tomorrow. Yes, thats right, I'm racing the Tufts Criterium! Wanna know the
> > funny thing? I'm racing on a bike thats being built up tonight. that I've never ridden. Want to
> > know whats funnier? I've ridden a road bike all of 500 yards or so.
> >
> > I'll post the massive crash report from the hospital
> >
> > Jon "GRS for a day" Bond
>
>
> That's fine, go ahead and post the report, but for crying out loud NO
pix...please! I don't think I could stand seeing a pic of our
> little "johnny coming out."
>
> sniff...sniff...sniffle
> --
> Slacker - damn college...I knew they were unhealthy

Don't worry, it's just a phase, everybody "experiments" during college...
--
Chris
________________
www.chrisgroff.com

Jonathan Bond wrote:
>
> I'm going GRS style tomorrow. Yes, thats right, I'm racing the Tufts Criterium! Wanna know the
> funny thing? I'm racing on a bike thats being built up tonight. that I've never ridden. Want to
> know whats funnier? I've ridden a road bike all of 500 yards or so.
>
> I'll post the massive crash report from the hospital
>
> Jon "GRS for a day" Bond

Good luck in the pack. Maybe you should watch some NASCAR restrictor plate races to get a preview of
the crash you're going to be in. <G>

Have fun, Barry

"Sorni" <sorni@biteme.san.rr.com> wrote in message
news:dsaha.11659$Hx.4586529@twister.socal.rr.com...
>
> "Jonathan Bond" <Jonathan.Bond@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu> wrote in message
> news:3E851CFD.7000105@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu...
> >
> >
> > Slacker wrote:
> > > "Jonathan Bond" <Jonathan.Bond@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu> wrote in
> message news:3E85134D.9060604@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu...
> > >
> > >>I'm going GRS style tomorrow. Yes, thats right, I'm racing the Tufts Criterium! Wanna know the
> > >>funny thing? I'm racing on a bike thats being built up tonight. that I've never ridden. Want
> > >>to know whats funnier? I've ridden a road bike all of 500 yards or so.
> > >>
> > >>I'll post the massive crash report from the hospital
> > >>
> > >>Jon "GRS for a day" Bond
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > That's fine, go ahead and post the report, but for crying out loud NO
> pix...please! I don't think I could stand seeing a pic of our
> > > little "johnny coming out."
> > >
> > > sniff...sniff...sniffle
> > > --
> > > Slacker - damn college...I knew they were unhealthy
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Haha. Only reason I'm racing is because its our race. I swept the course for 4 hours today (yes,
> > as in with a broom), and I gotta do it again at 5AM, so I might as well get something back from
> > it! I'm gonna go on some road rides and stuff, but with the soul purpose of training for
> > mountain bike racing.
>
> We've already had enough "religious/spiritual" threads today!
>
> Bill "someone'll spot it" S.
>
>

Hehehe... http://city.hokkai.or.jp/~martin/monks.htm

Mike

B a r r y B u r k e J r . wrote:
> Jonathan Bond wrote:
>
>>I'm going GRS style tomorrow. Yes, thats right, I'm racing the Tufts Criterium! Wanna know the
>>funny thing? I'm racing on a bike thats being built up tonight. that I've never ridden. Want to
>>know whats funnier? I've ridden a road bike all of 500 yards or so.
>>
>>I'll post the massive crash report from the hospital
>>
>>Jon "GRS for a day" Bond
>
>
>
> Good luck in the pack. Maybe you should watch some NASCAR restrictor plate races to get a preview
> of the crash you're going to be in. <G>

Jon, don't listen to them, Crit racing is a BLAST

Hey..... Don;t scare the kid! It's not like he's riding the Hartford Crit around Bushnell Park or
anything ;-) Just that it might be good to start thinking of what kinda cool tattoo you are gona get
to hide the scar tissue from the road rash.

"Jonathan Bond" <Jonathan.Bond@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu> wrote in message
news:3E851CFD.7000105@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu...
>
>
> Slacker wrote:
> > "Jonathan Bond" <Jonathan.Bond@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu> wrote in
message news:3E85134D.9060604@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu...
> >
> >>I'm going GRS style tomorrow. Yes, thats right, I'm racing the Tufts Criterium! Wanna know the
> >>funny thing? I'm racing on a bike thats being built up tonight. that I've never ridden. Want to
> >>know whats funnier? I've ridden a road bike all of 500 yards or so.
> >>
> >>I'll post the massive crash report from the hospital
> >>
> >>Jon "GRS for a day" Bond
> >
> >
> >
> > That's fine, go ahead and post the report, but for crying out loud NO
pix...please! I don't think I could stand seeing a pic of our
> > little "johnny coming out."
> >
> > sniff...sniff...sniffle
> > --
> > Slacker - damn college...I knew they were unhealthy
> >
> >
>
> Haha. Only reason I'm racing is because its our race. I swept the course for 4 hours today (yes,
> as in with a broom), and I gotta do it again at 5AM, so I might as well get something back from
> it! I'm gonna go on some road rides and stuff, but with the soul purpose of training for mountain
> bike racing. I suck brutally at hills, so a bit o' training can't hurt.
>
> Now where's my feather boa?
>
> Jon "GRS" Bond
>

Don't you worry about these fools! I accept you any way you are I can also introduce you to some
very nice single guys ....

~CG playin' Cupid

Cinder Girl wrote:
> "Jonathan Bond" <Jonathan.Bond@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu> wrote in message
> news:3E851CFD.7000105@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu...
>
>>
>>Slacker wrote:
>>
>>>"Jonathan Bond" <Jonathan.Bond@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu> wrote in
>>
> message news:3E85134D.9060604@TAKEMEOUTTAHEREtufts.edu...
>
>>>>I'm going GRS style tomorrow. Yes, thats right, I'm racing the Tufts Criterium! Wanna know the
>>>>funny thing? I'm racing on a bike thats being built up tonight. that I've never ridden. Want to
>>>>know whats funnier? I've ridden a road bike all of 500 yards or so.
>>>>
>>>>I'll post the massive crash report from the hospital
>>>>
>>>>Jon "GRS for a day" Bond
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>That's fine, go ahead and post the report, but for crying out loud NO
>>
> pix...please! I don't think I could stand seeing a pic of our
>
>>>little "johnny coming out."
>>>
>>>sniff...sniff...sniffle
>>>--
>>>Slacker - damn college...I knew they were unhealthy
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Haha. Only reason I'm racing is because its our race. I swept the course for 4 hours today (yes,
>>as in with a broom), and I gotta do it again at 5AM, so I might as well get something back from
>>it! I'm gonna go on some road rides and stuff, but with the soul purpose of training for mountain
>>bike racing. I suck brutally at hills, so a bit o' training can't hurt.
>>
>>Now where's my feather boa?
>>
>>Jon "GRS" Bond
>>
>
>
> Don't you worry about these fools! I accept you any way you are I can also introduce you to
> some very nice single guys ....
>
> ~CG playin' Cupid

Oh honey, don't you worry. There's plenty of hot man meat here.

I was going after the team captain, but after driving this car around for a while:
http://www.pbase.com/image/14910285 I figure he's gotta be like toothpick size! And sister, you just
KNOW that won't do!

Haha, aight, 'nuff of that foolishness. Do, however, notice the amount of pictures I took of the
women's race. There were some real cuties there... damn! The Army girls weren't too shabby, and
there was one girl from Yale that was just fantastic. Always had a smile on her face too, and would
have like one line conversations with me and my bro charlie while she sped by the corner we were
marshalling. I didn't get any pictures tho, too busy drooling

Jon "How could you think I'm GAY??? (Cuba Gooding Jr. style)" Bond

Cinder Girl wrote:
> I accept you any way you are I can also introduce you to some very nice single guys ....

But you are on the wrong coast! Jon, I hear Manch'Angeles has a thriving underground gay scene. Come
on up for a weekend, I know some folks who can "show you the town" :-)