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bomba wrote: > Bet you looked at the groin of the guy on the right ![]() Nope, didn;t pull the pic up yet.... SWMBO is siting on the couch looking over my shoulder. |
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Technician wrote: > In article <3ECCDE7C.40408@netscape.net>, ClydesdaleMTB@netscape.net says... > >> >>**** wrote: >> >>>Jan Sacharuk wrote: >>> >>> >>>>Cycling has some nasty side effects. >>>> >>>>For one thing, I've gotten bigger and stronger with all the riding I've done over the past >>>>couple of years. Also, I hate walking more than ever now. My thighs have grown large enough now >>>>that when I walk, they rub together. My boxer-briefs don't cover the area properly, and pants >>>>don't really seperate my legs well enough either. So, now when I walk, there's a section of >>>>thigh that rubs on each leg. So, now I've got a sore where I've rubbed the skin away on my inner >>>>left thigh, and I don't know how to stop it and let it heal. I tried a bandaid, and that didn't >>>>work. None of my clothes do it, except for my non-baggy cycling shorts, but I figure I'm not >>>>giving the wound any room to breathe if I wear those around all the time. I'm going to try a >>>>large gauze bandage tomorrow to see if that helps at all. >>>> >>>>I'm SURE someone else has had this problem before me. Any advice? >>>> >>>>JS >>>> >>> >>>Have you tried walking like a cowboy? Get a hat and some chaps and no one will think >>>anything of it. >> >>Or just wear a "Gay Pride" tee-shirt. >> >> > > > for a woman? if she was gay, i don't think she would be bow-legged. but then again... JS is not female, you doof. Even if you haven't been around long enough to pick that up, the clues are there in the message (boxer-briefs?!) Kathleen |
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In article <3ECD06B2.9060806@netscape.net>, ClydesdaleMTB@netscape.net says... > > > bomba wrote: > > Bet you looked at the groin of the guy on the right ![]() > > > Nope, didn;t pull the pic up yet.... SWMBO is siting on the couch looking over my shoulder. > > > > If i recall, i think there was a polarized screen you could place over a monitor so then you had to be wearing the special glasses to see the screen. theoretically you could be checking the "bad" sites with your kids beside you. never seen one in person or hear a review of them. just remember seeing something about them. -- ~Travis travis57 at megalink dot net http://www.megalink.net/~farmers/ |
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In article <baimd7$arm$1@grandcanyon.binc.net>, **** wrote: >> I'm SURE someone else has had this problem before me. Any advice? >> > > Have you tried walking like a cowboy? Get a hat and some chaps and no one will think > anything of it. I DID think about it briefly, but then remembered that I HATE cowboys. Jan -- ========================= jan@chloris.ca ======================== Jan Sacharuk Member in Good Standing of The Discordian Solidarity Turn on viewing of the X-Geek-Code header to see my Geek Code ----------------------------------------------------------------- DNA neither cares nor knows. DNA just is. And we dance to its music. -Richard Dawkins |
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In article <ebf270c9.0305220900.5892356f@posting.google.com>, JD wrote: > Go "commando". That would just make it worse. The problem is too little cloth between my legs, not too much. JS -- ========================= jan@chloris.ca ======================== Jan Sacharuk Member in Good Standing of The Discordian Solidarity Turn on viewing of the X-Geek-Code header to see my Geek Code ----------------------------------------------------------------- DNA neither cares nor knows. DNA just is. And we dance to its music. -Richard Dawkins |
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In article <78583aa8.0305220827.32be6e2b@posting.google.com>, supabonbon wrote: > Dear Thunder Thighs, I've got the same problem. To fix it, I hike my pants up until I have some > serious male cameltoe. Actually, I'm not totally kidding. But not when I'm walking, only when I'm > running and I start to feel the burn. Vaseline helps down there too. Who'd have thought it's for > more than... never mind. Yeah, the problem with my pants is definitely that the crotch hangs a little too low, and there's no fabric between my legs. Maybe I should start wearing jeans again. I remember rubbing holes in the pants, not in my legs. > One thing I definitely DON'T recommend is Icy Hot or Tiger Balm. Take my word for it. I can imagine. Fortunately, I'd never try something like that. JS -- ========================= jan@chloris.ca ======================== Jan Sacharuk Member in Good Standing of The Discordian Solidarity Turn on viewing of the X-Geek-Code header to see my Geek Code ----------------------------------------------------------------- DNA neither cares nor knows. DNA just is. And we dance to its music. -Richard Dawkins |
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ClydesdaleMTB <ClydesdaleMTB@netscape.net> wrote in message news:<3ECCDE7C.40408@netscape.net>... > **** wrote: > > Jan Sacharuk wrote: > > > >> Cycling has some nasty side effects. > >> > >> For one thing, I've gotten bigger and stronger with all the riding I've done over the past > >> couple of years. Also, I hate walking more than ever now. My thighs have grown large enough now > >> that when I walk, they rub together. My boxer-briefs don't cover the area properly, and pants > >> don't really seperate my legs well enough either. So, now when I walk, there's a section of > >> thigh that rubs on each leg. So, now I've got a sore where I've rubbed the skin away on my > >> inner left thigh, and I don't know how to stop it and let it heal. I tried a bandaid, and that > >> didn't work. None of my clothes do it, except for my non-baggy cycling shorts, but I figure I'm > >> not giving the wound any room to breathe if I wear those around all the time. I'm going to try > >> a large gauze bandage tomorrow to see if that helps at all. > >> > >> I'm SURE someone else has had this problem before me. Any advice? > >> > >> JS > >> > > > > Have you tried walking like a cowboy? Get a hat and some chaps and no one will think anything > > of it. > > Or just wear a "Gay Pride" tee-shirt. Now you gone n done it! I'm LOL! Paladin |
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In article <MPG.1936b6648771f4ac989a76@news.megalink.net>, Technician wrote: > strangely, my thighs are the same size. the only thing that shows of rubbing is a curious lack of > hair on the inner thigh where they rub from time to time. That's what I USED to have. Apparently, this year of cycling has given me more leg than before, and I now have a spot that's bald AND bleeding a little. :P JS -- ========================= jan@chloris.ca ======================== Jan Sacharuk Member in Good Standing of The Discordian Solidarity Turn on viewing of the X-Geek-Code header to see my Geek Code ----------------------------------------------------------------- DNA neither cares nor knows. DNA just is. And we dance to its music. -Richard Dawkins |
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In article <3ECD107B.9020802@charter.net>, Kathleen wrote: > Technician wrote: >> for a woman? if she was gay, i don't think she would be bow-legged. but then again... > > JS is not female, you doof. Even if you haven't been around long enough to pick that up, the clues > are there in the message (boxer-briefs?!) That aside, it's true. I'm not female. I didn't think that anyone was paying that much attention to remember that I'm a guy. ![]() JS -- ========================= jan@chloris.ca ======================== Jan Sacharuk Member in Good Standing of The Discordian Solidarity Turn on viewing of the X-Geek-Code header to see my Geek Code ----------------------------------------------------------------- DNA neither cares nor knows. DNA just is. And we dance to its music. -Richard Dawkins |
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Jan Sacharuk thoughtfully penned: > In article <78583aa8.0305220827.32be6e2b@posting.google.com>, supabonbon wrote: > >> Dear Thunder Thighs, I've got the same problem. To fix it, I hike my pants up until I have some >> serious male cameltoe. Actually, I'm not totally kidding. But not when I'm walking, only when I'm >> running and I start to feel the burn. Vaseline helps down there too. Who'd have thought it's for >> more than... never mind. > > Yeah, the problem with my pants is definitely that the crotch hangs a little too low, and there's > no fabric between my legs. Maybe I should start wearing jeans again. I remember rubbing holes in > the pants, not in my legs. > >> One thing I definitely DON'T recommend is Icy Hot or Tiger Balm. Take my word for it. > > I can imagine. Fortunately, I'd never try something like that. > > JS dang I guess my panty hose (control style, extra lycra) either didn't show up, went completely over your heads, or is being ignored. Penny |
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In article <slrnbcq9co.f9.jan@localhost.chloris.ca>, jan@dontspamme.chloris.ca says... > In article <3ECD107B.9020802@charter.net>, Kathleen wrote: > > Technician wrote: > > >> for a woman? if she was gay, i don't think she would be bow-legged. but then again... > > > > JS is not female, you doof. Even if you haven't been around long enough to pick that up, the > > clues are there in the message (boxer-briefs?!) > > > That aside, it's true. I'm not female. I didn't think that anyone was paying that much attention > to remember that I'm a guy. ![]() > > JS > > Hmm, i am very sorry. Just haven't met any men named Jan so i assumed. -- ~Travis travis57 at megalink dot net http://www.megalink.net/~farmers/ |
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Penny S. wrote: > dang I guess my panty hose (control style, extra lycra) either didn't show up, went completely > over your heads, or is being ignored. but if you dno' shave, the hair gets all clumpy and pokes through the hose in a most unsighlty manner. (My Doc suggested I wear them to prevent blood clots after my "big" knee surgery about 6 years ago.) |
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"Jan Sacharuk" <jan@dontspamme.chloris.ca> wrote in message news:slrnbcon5r.f9.jan@localhost.chloris.ca... > Cycling has some nasty side effects. > > For one thing, I've gotten bigger and stronger with all the riding I've done over the past couple > of years. Also, I hate walking more than ever now. > > My thighs have grown large enough now that when I walk, they rub together. My boxer-briefs don't > cover the area properly, and pants don't really seperate my legs well enough either. So, now when > I walk, there's a section of thigh that rubs on each leg. So, now I've got a sore where I've > rubbed the skin away on my inner left thigh, and I don't know how to stop it and let it heal. I > tried a bandaid, and that didn't work. None of my clothes do it, except for my non-baggy cycling > shorts, but I figure I'm not giving the wound any room to breathe if I wear those around all the > time. I'm going to try a large gauze bandage tomorrow to see if that helps at all. > > I'm SURE someone else has had this problem before me. Any advice? > > JS Have you tried rubbing some baby power on your legs? And Aloe Vera gel on the sores at night. -- Slacker |
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"JD" <dij@usafcct.com> wrote in message news:ebf270c9.0305220900.5892356f@posting.google.com... > Jan Sacharuk <jan@dontspamme.chloris.ca> wrote in message news:<slrnbcon5r.f9.jan@localhost.chloris.ca>... > > Cycling has some nasty side effects. > > > > For one thing, I've gotten bigger and stronger with all the riding I've done over the past > > couple of years. Also, I hate walking more than ever now. > > > > My thighs have grown large enough now that when I walk, they rub together. My boxer-briefs don't > > cover the area properly, and pants don't really seperate my legs well enough either. So, now > > when I walk, there's a section of thigh that rubs on each leg. So, now I've got a sore where > > I've rubbed the skin away on my inner left thigh, and I don't know how to stop it and let it > > heal. I tried a bandaid, and that didn't work. None of my clothes do it, except for my non-baggy > > cycling shorts, but I figure I'm not giving the wound any room to breathe if I wear those around > > all the time. I'm going to try a large gauze bandage tomorrow to see if that helps at all. > > > > I'm SURE someone else has had this problem before me. Any advice? > > Go "commando". > > JD AKA: freeballing. This was the solution along with medicated powder the chief corpsman gave me for a rash a had way back when I was in the Navy. -- Dave Haley www.geocities.com/bikegeek66 |
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Technician <travis57@nospam.megalink.net> wrote in news:MPG.1936b2dab28cd562989a75@news.megalink.net: <snip> > for a woman? if she was gay, i don't think she would be bow-legged. but then again... http://www.theage.com.au/articles/20...196672168.html Trevor S |
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