question re : male problem

I have a question regarding moutain bike riding and its in relation to the male body......The
problem as to put is I have just got a new specialized bike seat to try to solve my problem but
it did't work but helps some...The problem as being a big guy 6'3 tall 240lbs and heavy boned
type body..etc....I have specific problem as male I have very large balls in my private area and
when I ride I tend to squish them and they get sore after a while..I'am woundering if anyone has
any suggestions to solve this problem with moutain bike clothing or other salution or advice to
help me ..

Thanks Brock R Bailey Victoria BC Canada brbailey@shaw.ca

Slice them off Queenie ! "Brock Bailey" <brbailey@shaw.ca> wrote in message
news:15LTa.498666$3C2.13428262@news3.calgary.shaw.ca...
> I have a question regarding moutain bike riding and its in relation to the male body......The
> problem as to put is I have just got a new specialized bike seat to try to solve my problem but it
> did't work but helps
some...The
> problem as being a big guy 6'3 tall 240lbs and heavy boned type body..etc....I have specific
> problem as male I have very large balls in my private area and when I ride I tend to squish them
> and they get sore after
a
> while..I'am woundering if anyone has any suggestions to solve this problem with moutain bike
> clothing or other salution or advice to help me ..
>
>
> Thanks Brock R Bailey Victoria BC Canada brbailey@shaw.ca

Brock Bailey wrote:

> I have a question regarding moutain bike riding and its in relation to the male body......The
> problem as to put is I have just got a new specialized bike seat to try to solve my problem but it
> did't work but helps some..

Have the problem. People suggest varying the saddle angle, and saddles with a slot and we have all
tried this. I think it helps to decide where they naturally tend to go and then make it easier for
them. I find that since I dress to the left it helps a great deal to turn the saddle a little, about
10 degrees to the right. At least you are not fighting nature.

Brock Bailey <brbailey@shaw.ca> wrote in message
news:15LTa.498666$3C2.13428262@news3.calgary.shaw.ca...
> I have a question regarding moutain bike riding and its in relation to the male body......The
> problem as to put is I have just got a new specialized bike seat to try to solve my problem but it
> did't work but helps
some...The
> problem as being a big guy 6'3 tall 240lbs and heavy boned type body..etc....I have specific
> problem as male I have very large balls in my private area and when I ride I tend to squish them
> and they get sore after
a
> while..I'am woundering if anyone has any suggestions to solve this problem with moutain bike
> clothing or other salution or advice to help me ..

Cycle specific padded lycra shorts (or lycra/padding lined baggies) - just 'arrange' your bollocks
out of the way and they should stay put. That, and the other guy's suggestion about turning the seat
to the side slightly - I find 10 degrees to be too much (leaves one side of my **** better supported
than the other and rubs my thigh a bit), so I go with about 5 deg.

HTH.

Shaun aRe

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On Thu, 24 Jul 2003 06:33:33 GMT, "Brock Bailey" <brbailey@shaw.ca> scribbled:

>I have a question regarding moutain bike riding and its in relation to the male body......The
>problem as to put is I have just got a new specialized bike seat to try to solve my problem but
>it did't work but helps some...The problem as being a big guy 6'3 tall 240lbs and heavy boned
>type body..etc....I have specific problem as male I have very large balls in my private area and
>when I ride I tend to squish them and they get sore after a while..I'am woundering if anyone has
>any suggestions to solve this problem with moutain bike clothing or other salution or advice to
>help me ..
>
>
>Thanks Brock R Bailey Victoria BC Canada brbailey@shaw.ca

You really do have quite the habit of requesting all kinds of information, repeatedly, don't you?

-Slash
--
"Ebert Victorious"

- The Onion

Slash <slash3@geocities.com> wrote in newsd5vhv01bg8einijf2llu1b7dsq79515bt@4ax.com:

> On Thu, 24 Jul 2003 06:33:33 GMT, "Brock Bailey" <brbailey@shaw.ca> scribbled:
>
>>I have a question regarding moutain bike riding and its in relation to the male body......The
>>problem as to put is I have just got a new specialized bike seat to try to solve my problem but
>>it did't work but helps some...The problem as being a big guy 6'3 tall 240lbs and heavy boned
>>type body..etc....I have specific problem as male I have very large balls in my private area and
>>when I ride I tend to squish them and they get sore after a while..I'am woundering if anyone has
>>any suggestions to solve this problem with moutain bike clothing or other salution or advice to
>>help me ..
>>
>>
>>Thanks Brock R Bailey Victoria BC Canada brbailey@shaw.ca
>
> You really do have quite the habit of requesting all kinds of information, repeatedly, don't you?
>
> -Slash
> --
> "Ebert Victorious"
>
> - The Onion
>

wait... you mean this isn't a forum for questions regarding mountain biking?

--
- Chris - www.skokatt.com
_____________________________

People say I'm cruel. But I have the heart of a small child. In a jar. On my desk.

Skokatt <nunya@business.com> wrote in message news:Xns93C222AC7477CSkokatt@207.217.77.24...
> Slash <slash3@geocities.com> wrote in newsd5vhv01bg8einijf2llu1b7dsq79515bt@4ax.com:
>
> > On Thu, 24 Jul 2003 06:33:33 GMT, "Brock Bailey" <brbailey@shaw.ca> scribbled:
> >
> >>I have a question regarding moutain bike riding and its in relation to the male body......The
> >>problem as to put is I have just got a new specialized bike seat to try to solve my problem but
> >>it did't work but helps some...The problem as being a big guy 6'3 tall 240lbs and heavy boned
> >>type body..etc....I have specific problem as male I have very large balls in my private area and
> >>when I ride I tend to squish them and they get sore after a while..I'am woundering if anyone has
> >>any suggestions to solve this problem with moutain bike clothing or other salution or advice to
> >>help me ..
> >>
> >>
> >>Thanks Brock R Bailey Victoria BC Canada brbailey@shaw.ca
> >
> > You really do have quite the habit of requesting all kinds of information, repeatedly,
> > don't you?
> >
> > -Slash
> > --
> > "Ebert Victorious"
> >
> > - The Onion
> >
>
> wait... you mean this isn't a forum for questions regarding mountain biking?

Brock repeatedly ask questions that revolve around him having 'huge balls and large penis'. Over,
and over, and over, and over - google search it.

Shaun aRe

> Brock repeatedly ask questions that revolve around him having 'huge balls and large penis'. Over,
> and over, and over, and over - google search it.
>
> Shaun aRe

sorry 'bout that... I'm just a lurker/newbie poster here... never noticed the trend before... I'll
be sure to think before posting replies in the future.

ok.. prolly not... where's the fun in that?

--
- Chris - www.skokatt.com
_____________________________

People say I'm cruel. But I have the heart of a small child. In a jar. On my desk.

Skokatt <nunya@business.com> wrote in message news:Xns93C244A5F76C7Skokatt@207.217.77.22...
>
> > Brock repeatedly ask questions that revolve around him having 'huge
balls
> > and large penis'. Over, and over, and over, and over - google search it.
> >
> > Shaun aRe
>
> sorry 'bout that... I'm just a lurker/newbie poster here... never noticed the trend before...

Caught me out today (hey, it was early!) and I know!

> I'll be sure to think before posting replies in the future.

Don't worry 'bout it!

> ok.. prolly not... where's the fun in that?

Eggsuckingfactly! Heheheh ',;~}~

Shaun aRe

"Brock Bailey" <brbailey@shaw.ca> wrote in message
news:15LTa.498666$3C2.13428262@news3.calgary.shaw.ca...
> I have a question regarding moutain bike riding and its in relation to the male body......The
> problem as to put is I have just got a new specialized bike seat to try to solve my problem but it
> did't work but helps
some...The
> problem as being a big guy 6'3 tall 240lbs and heavy boned type body..etc....I have specific
> problem as male I have very large balls in my private area and when I ride I tend to squish them
> and they get sore after
a
> while..I'am woundering if anyone has any suggestions to solve this problem with moutain bike
> clothing or other salution or advice to help me ..
>
>
> Thanks Brock R Bailey Victoria BC Canada brbailey@shaw.ca
>
>
I have heard that Canadian Guys cut their balls off to gain an edge on the female competition and
race DH. Canadian Women are fast. Cut your balls off and you too could be Canadian Natl. Downhill
Champ. Give it a go.

TJ

"Brock Bailey" <brbailey@shaw.ca> wrote in message
news:15LTa.498666$3C2.13428262@news3.calgary.shaw.ca...
> I have a question regarding moutain bike riding and its in relation to the male body......The
> problem as to put is I have just got a new specialized bike seat to try to solve my problem but it
> did't work but helps
some...The
> problem as being a big guy 6'3 tall 240lbs and heavy boned type body..etc....I have specific
> problem as male I have very large balls in my private area and when I ride I tend to squish them
> and they get sore after
a
> while..I'am woundering if anyone has any suggestions to solve this problem with moutain bike
> clothing or other salution or advice to help me ..

I used to just move mine out of the way, but after shoulder surgery the doc told me "no
heavy lifting".

HTH, Bill

This may help. When you get into your underware (shorts non boxers) hold them nuts high. It works
for me that it even becomes habit when I'm not riding.

Fire up MTB 03

"Brock Bailey" <brbailey@shaw.ca> wrote in message
news:<15LTa.498666$3C2.13428262@news3.calgary.shaw.ca>...
> I have a question regarding moutain bike riding and its in relation to the male body......The
> problem as to put is I have just got a new specialized bike seat to try to solve my problem but
> it did't work but helps some...The problem as being a big guy 6'3 tall 240lbs and heavy boned
> type body..etc....I have specific problem as male I have very large balls in my private area and
> when I ride I tend to squish them and they get sore after a while..I'am woundering if anyone has
> any suggestions to solve this problem with moutain bike clothing or other salution or advice to
> help me ..
>
>
> Thanks Brock R Bailey Victoria BC Canada brbailey@shaw.ca

Try using a vented athletic cup . Wear it under cycling shorts .

M&M

Only found 1 previous:

look at: http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=e...et&q=author%3-
Abrbailey%40shaw.ca+balls&btnG=Google+Search

"Shaun Rimmer" <shaun@newtronic.co.uk> wrote in message
news:<bfo6mu$g18rv$1@ID-170198.news.uni-berlin.de>...
> Skokatt <nunya@business.com> wrote in message news:Xns93C222AC7477CSkokatt@207.217.77.24...
> > Slash <slash3@geocities.com> wrote in newsd5vhv01bg8einijf2llu1b7dsq79515bt@4ax.com:
> >
> > > On Thu, 24 Jul 2003 06:33:33 GMT, "Brock Bailey" <brbailey@shaw.ca> scribbled:
> > >
> > >>I have a question regarding moutain bike riding and its in relation to the male body......The
> > >>problem as to put is I have just got a new specialized bike seat to try to solve my problem
> > >>but it did't work but helps some...The problem as being a big guy 6'3 tall 240lbs and heavy
> > >>boned type body..etc....I have specific problem as male I have very large balls in my private
> > >>area and when I ride I tend to squish them and they get sore after a while..I'am woundering if
> > >>anyone has any suggestions to solve this problem with moutain bike clothing or other salution
> > >>or advice to help me ..
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Thanks Brock R Bailey Victoria BC Canada brbailey@shaw.ca
> > >
> > > You really do have quite the habit of requesting all kinds of information, repeatedly, don't
> > > you?
> > >
> > > -Slash
> > > --
> > > "Ebert Victorious"
> > >
> > > - The Onion
> > >
> >
> > wait... you mean this isn't a forum for questions regarding mountain biking?
>
> Brock repeatedly ask questions that revolve around him having 'huge balls and large penis'. Over,
> and over, and over, and over - google search it.
>
> Shaun aRe