Which is better: having sex or mtn biking? - Page 3

"Gman" <glaprade_XXYYZZ_@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 15 Oct 2003 09:43:28 +0100, Shaun Rimmer <shaun@newtronic.co.uk>
wrote:
> >
> > "Destroy" <no@thanks.com> wrote in message news:mQ2jb.27378$%C5.21276@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com...
> >> Or asking in a different way, if you had to give up one for the rest of your life, which would
> >> it be?
> >

> > mountain biking.
> >
> > Otherwise, I'd give up mountain biking, fit wheels to my wife, and ride
her
> > everywhere.
> >
> > Shaun aRe
> >
>
> ROFLMAO!!!! This is the funniest fsking thread I've read on this ng.

Heheheheheh, thanks - I love this place! ',;~}~

Shaun aRe

"bloocow" <bloocowSPAMBLEAH@singapore.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Shaun Rimmer" <shaun@newtronic.co.uk> wrote in message
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> > > lol, beer out of the nose! Martin
> >
> > Heheheheh, I fwded that to my wife after I wrote it, se replied with:
> >

nuffink
> > else.........
> >
> > I promised her they'd be real nice, shiny new wheels, but it didn't seem
> to
> > help ;-(
>
> Well it was a pretty condescending remark IMO, because you're comparing
her
> to an object, although humorously. And maybe the bit about riding her

I'm sorry, I don't understand, not being fluent in PC.

> For some reason, this sounds like something you shouldn't let her hear.

Bollox - there isn't a thing I say that I wouldn't say in front of my wife.

> Or maybe she's just playin with yer head. ;-p

Yeah, she does that all the time. One of the many reasons I married her.

Shaun aRe

bloocow scrawled in bright red lipstick:
> "Shaun Rimmer" <shaun@newtronic.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:bmllq3$o45e5$1@ID-170198.news.uni-berlin.de...
>>
>> <martinjlowe@ntlworld.com> wrote in message news:taerovkrc44gcdtrql7tkip1kglai7gf9i@4ax.com...
>>> On Wed, 15 Oct 2003 09:43:28 +0100, "Shaun Rimmer" <shaun@newtronic.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Destroy" <no@thanks.com> wrote in message news:mQ2jb.27378$%C5.21276@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com...
>>>>> Or asking in a different way, if you had to give up one for the rest of your life, which would
>>>>> it be?
>>>>

>>>> good mountain biking.
>>>>
>>>> Otherwise, I'd give up mountain biking, fit wheels to my wife, and ride her everywhere.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Shaun aRe
>>>>
>>> lol, beer out of the nose! Martin
>>
>> Heheheheh, I fwded that to my wife after I wrote it, se replied with:
>>

>> nuffink else.........
>>
>> I promised her they'd be real nice, shiny new wheels, but it didn't seem to help ;-(
>
> Well it was a pretty condescending remark IMO, because you're comparing her to an object, although
> humorously. And maybe the bit

> For some reason, this sounds like something you shouldn't let her hear.
>
> Or maybe she's just playin with yer head. ;-p
>
> bloocow

Personally I've found it's good form and good for my marriage to mostly leave my mate and /or
personal life out of discussions unless it's too be 100% positive. If my hubby talked like that
about me in a newsgroup I'd be pissed too! But what do I know, working on 24 years of togetherness.

Penny S

ouch scrawled in bright red lipstick:
> <snip snip>
>>> 8. You can bring another strange new bike home and the old one won't ***** about it..
>>> 9. At least you can enjoy it when the bike spends all your money.
>>> 10. When your tired of the old bike, somebody will take it off your hands for free, sometimes
>>> they'll even pay your for it.
>>> 11. You can put two bikes into a room and they won't talk all day.
>>> 12. You can happily watch TV and have the bike in the same room.
>>
>> 13. Bikes are always up for a ride.
>> 14. If you you're nasty to your bike, you don't have to give it flowers before you can ride it
>> again.
>> 15. Bikes don't insult you if you're a crap rider.
>> 16. You can ride your bike and drink beer at the same time. Woohoo.
>> 17. You can keep more than one bike without the fear of being mutilated.
>> 18. You can ride your bike any time of the month.
>> 19. You don't have to lube before every ride.
>> 20. If your bike is loose, you can tighten it.
>> 21. If your bike is looking a bit old and saggy, you can upgrade with no problems.
>
> Hahahahahahaha. Great additions!
>> 20. If your bike is loose, you can tighten it.
> That's so vulgar but so funny.

it's highgraded from an old list on why bikes are better than women. It's nothing new.

Penny "raining on your parade" S.

A. I'm not getting enough of either to choose.

*pouts*

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B a r r y B u r k e J r . wrote:
> On Wed, 15 Oct 2003 20:38:41 -0700, "John Morgan" <jhnmorgan@NOSPAMcox.net> wrote:
>
>
>

>>broken wrist.
>
>
> Which wrist? <G>
>
> Barry

Doesn't matter, if you swing both ways.

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On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 22:10:42 -0500, Destroy <no@thanks.com> wrote:

>Or asking in a different way, if you had to give up one for the rest of your life, which
>would it be?

If you're doing them right, there should be no question. <G>

Barry

"Destroy" <no@thanks.com> wrote in message news:mQ2jb.27378$%C5.21276@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com...
> Or asking in a different way, if you had to give up one for the rest of your life, which
> would it be?
>
> Touch choice for some. Cake walk for others? hmmmm.
>

I thought that MTB frame tubes were hollow. Could be a little rough though. Might have o use some
greased lightening.

>Or asking in a different way, if you had to give up one for the rest of your life, which
>would it be?
>
>Touch choice for some. Cake walk for others? hmmmm.

Pro mtb'ing:
1. Euphoria lasts longer after a ride
2. The 'pleasure' need only be one-sided
3. Can go with your best mate(s)
4. Don't need spare rubber, just carry a puncture repair kit
5. Incentive for building stamina
6. Can smoke while riding

"Shaun Rimmer" <shaun@newtronic.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> "Destroy" <no@thanks.com> wrote in message news:mQ2jb.27378$%C5.21276@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com...
> > Or asking in a different way, if you had to give up one for the rest of your life, which would
> > it be?
>

> mountain biking.
>
> Otherwise, I'd give up mountain biking, fit wheels to my wife, and ride
her
> everywhere.

<applause> If only I could fit that on a bumper sticker. It's beautiful.
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>On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 22:10:42 -0500, Destroy <no@thanks.com> wrote:
>
>>Or asking in a different way, if you had to give up one for the rest of your life, which
>>would it be?
>
>If you're doing them right, there should be no question. <G>
>
>Barry

Mountainbiking?

On Wed, 15 Oct 2003 12:30:15 +0100, ouch <> wrote:

>>Or asking in a different way, if you had to give up one for the rest of your life, which
>>would it be?
>>
>>Touch choice for some. Cake walk for others? hmmmm.
>
>Pro mtb'ing:
>1. Euphoria lasts longer after a ride
>2. The 'pleasure' need only be one-sided
>3. Can go with your best mate(s)
>4. Don't need spare rubber, just carry a puncture repair kit
>5. Incentive for building stamina
>6. Can smoke while riding

+
7. Don't need to ask before trying something different ;-)

On Thu, 16 Oct 2003 at 14:54 GMT, Shaun Rimmer penned:
>
> "bloocow" <bloocowSPAMBLEAH@singapore.com> wrote in message
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>>
>
>> For some reason, this sounds like something you shouldn't let her hear.
>
> Bollox - there isn't a thing I say that I wouldn't say in front of my wife.
>

Thanks for posting that, Shaun. I was gonna say something to the effect of, "if you think that a
healthy relationship involves having to hide stuff you say from your s.o., you have issues," but you
took care of it far more eloquently =)

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"John Morgan" <jhnmorgan@NOSPAMcox.net> wrote in message newsi5jb.66086$vj2.22439@fed1read06...
> > Or asking in a different way, if you had to give up one for the rest of your life, which would
> > it be?
> >
> > Touch choice for some. Cake walk for others? hmmmm.
>
> Mountain Biking.
>

>
> -John Morgan
>
>

LOL!...you got that right!!! Even more than downhilling.

Mike