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  #1  
Old 10-15.-2003
Destroy
 
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Default Which is better: having sex or mtn biking?

Or asking in a different way, if you had to give up one for the rest of your life, which
would it be?

Touch choice for some. Cake walk for others? hmmmm.


Which is better: having sex or mtn biking?







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Old 10-15.-2003
Bb
 
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Default Re: Which is better: having sex or mtn biking?

On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 22:10:42 -0500, Destroy wrote:
> Or asking in a different way, if you had to give up one for the rest of your life, which
> would it be?

So you're saying the wife's getting a little fed up with all the time you spend mountain biking? ;-)

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Old 10-15.-2003
Monique Y. Herm
 
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Default Re: Which is better: having sex or mtn biking?

On Wed, 15 Oct 2003 at 03:10 GMT, Destroy penned:
> Or asking in a different way, if you had to give up one for the rest of your life, which
> would it be?
>
> Touch choice for some. Cake walk for others? hmmmm.
>

I love my mountain bike, but I can't *luuuuuv* my mountain bike.

Cake walk.

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  #4  
Old 10-15.-2003
Mattb
 
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"Destroy" <no@thanks.com> wrote in message news:mQ2jb.27378$%C5.21276@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com...
> Or asking in a different way, if you had to give up one for the rest of your life, which
> would it be?
>
> Touch choice for some. Cake walk for others? hmmmm.
>

I can't say. I think which ever one I gave up I'd end up secretly doing again. Best to just keep
honestly keepin' on.

I abstain.

Matt
  #5  
Old 10-15.-2003
Chris Glidden
 
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Default Re: Which is better: having sex or mtn biking?

"Destroy" <no@thanks.com> wrote in message news:mQ2jb.27378$%C5.21276@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com...
> Or asking in a different way, if you had to give up one for the rest of your life, which
> would it be?
>
> Touch choice for some. Cake walk for others? hmmmm.
>

Monique said it best...

cg
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Old 10-15.-2003
The Ogre
 
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Default Re: Which is better: having sex or mtn biking?

Destroy <no@thanks.com> wrote in message news:<mQ2jb.27378$%C5.21276@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com>...
> Or asking in a different way, if you had to give up one for the rest of your life, which
> would it be?
>
> Touch choice for some. Cake walk for others? hmmmm.

live out the week so I would get neither. My wife would kill me if I

-- The Ogre http://ogrehut.net
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Old 10-15.-2003
Bb
 
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Default Re: Which is better: having sex or mtn biking?

On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 21:41:24 -0600, MattB wrote:

> I can't say. I think which ever one I gave up I'd end up secretly doing again.

(alone?)

Good answer, though. :-)

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  #8  
Old 10-15.-2003
Ouch
 
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Default Re: Which is better: having sex or mtn biking?

<snip snip>
>The right rubber for conditions is an important consideration.

You wouldn't want a blowout in either situation or you're in trouble! ;-)
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Old 10-15.-2003
Dave W
 
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Default Re: Which is better: having sex or mtn biking?

> "Destroy" <no@thanks.com> wrote in message news:mQ2jb.27378$%C5.21276@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com...
>> Or asking in a different way, if you had to give up one for the rest of your life, which
>> would it be?
>
> Well, let's see...
>
> I often end up scratched, bruised and sore.
>
> The best ones leave me totally exhausted, but looking forward to next ride.
>
> Dangly bits can go numb after a few hours.
>
> Comfy grips are nice.
>
> When the suspension is tuned just right, obstacles just add to the pleasure. (A little bob no
> biggie; sag kept to minimum, however.)
>
> Fit is everything.
>
> The right rubber for conditions is an important consideration.
>
> Even though I quit, I still want to smoke afterwards.
>
> Oh, and STAY HYDRATED!
>
> Bill "and then there's mountain biking..." S.

Tell the truth, this was just a set up for your lounge act, wasn't it?

Dave (rimshot.wav)
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Old 10-15.-2003
Bikingdiva
 
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ambspam@ogrehut.net (The Ogre) wrote in message
news:<5b236b0a.0310150924.7585a03f@posting.google.com>...
> Destroy <no@thanks.com> wrote in message news:<mQ2jb.27378$%C5.21276@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com>...
> > Or asking in a different way, if you had to give up one for the rest of your life, which would
> > it be?
> >
> > Touch choice for some. Cake walk for others? hmmmm.
>

> live out the week so I would get neither. My wife would kill me if I

>
> -- The Ogre http://ogrehut.net

Well. I dont know ..I reached new heights with my Hard Tail when I bought my ThudBuster....

and as a response to the original question....

At least you dont have to 'Plug In' you bike.
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Old 10-15.-2003
Mattb
 
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"BB" <bbauerAtitude@freeshell.org> wrote in message
news:bmig04$mlipo$1@ID-130844.news.uni-berlin.de...
> On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 21:41:24 -0600, MattB wrote:
>
> > I can't say. I think which ever one I gave up I'd end up secretly doing again.
>
> (alone?)
>

Ideally, no.

Matt (although a solo ride ain't so bad here and there)
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Old 10-15.-2003
Monique Y. Herm
 
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On Wed, 15 Oct 2003 at 13:27 GMT, supabonbon penned:
> "Monique Y. Herman" <spam@bounceswoosh.org> wrote in message
> news:<slrnbopfpp.veo.spam@home.bounceswoosh.org>...
>> On Wed, 15 Oct 2003 at 03:10 GMT, Destroy penned:
>> > Or asking in a different way, if you had to give up one for the rest of your life, which would
>> > it be?
>> >
>> > Touch choice for some. Cake walk for others? hmmmm.
>> >
>>
>> I love my mountain bike, but I can't *luuuuuv* my mountain bike.
>
>
> Hmmm... I won't tell you what my ex did when I bought her a road bike, then. Lets just say that
> she made that seat her very own that night....

Oh my.

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Old 10-15.-2003
The Ogre
 
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Default Re: Which is better: having sex or mtn biking?

"Shaun Rimmer" <shaun@newtronic.co.uk> wrote in message
news:<bmji5q$n8vh4$1@ID-170198.news.uni-berlin.de>...
> <ouch> wrote in message news:vgbqovcmsbker89h5g6p2j2rv86g78cp0r@4ax.com...
>
>
> > 6. Can smoke while riding
>

>

In a word... OUCH

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Old 10-15.-2003
B A R R Y B U R
 
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Default Re: Which is better: having sex or mtn biking?

On Wed, 15 Oct 2003 15:35:33 GMT, "Chris Glidden" <chris@nospam.cinapsys.com> wrote:

>I had a girl leave me because she joined the other team, but leaving you for a bike??? You must
>still be in therapy. ;-)
>
>cg

I've NEVER had a woman leave me for the other team.

Are you doing something wrong, or do you look like a woman? <G>

Barry
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Old 10-15.-2003
Sorni
 
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Default Re: Which is better: having sex or mtn biking?

"John Morgan" <jhnmorgan@NOSPAMcox.net> wrote in message newslojb.66361$vj2.30043@fed1read06...
> > > Mountain Biking.
> > >

> > >
> > > -John Morgan
>

> broken wrist.

Nah...too easy.

Bill "Cubs lose! Cubs lose!" S.
 

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