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Lock pickers and bike thieves... - Page 2

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Old 09-19.-2004
Stephen Baker
 
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closesupport says:

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>YOU KNOW THAT FEELING YOU GET IN YOUR LEGS WHEN THERE SAYING THERE
>QUITTING ON YOU,


Still had enough breath left to shout, though... ;-)

Bike thieves deserve to be hung.

Steve
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Old 09-19.-2004
(Pete Cresswell)
 
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RE/
>i have a good idea too, though not as gentle.
>you set your bike in a high theft area, and wait in the parkinglot with
>some buddies. when your bike is being stolen, rush the guy and beat the
>**** out of him.
>after a few times word will spread and people wont be so willing to
>steal in your nieghborhood.


My late brother, living in Hawaii where theft is basically legal, was living in
a little apartment complex where the apartments fanned out on either side of the
owner/manager's office/residence.

One night somebody was trying to break into something. The manager ran out
with a .45 automatic and just *emptied* that thing into the sounds of the night.

My brother determined later later that he was shooting blanks...but they didn't
have any more theft problems for awhile. I'm guessing that work got out that
the manager was crazy...
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PeteCresswell
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Old 09-19.-2004
crazy6r54@webtv.net
 
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If it doesn't kill him or her,your get sued big time.
Remember criminals have rights too. But nice try.

I MTB 2004










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Old 09-19.-2004
Coyoteboy
 
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I just make sure I can take my bike wherever I go with it, if I have to lock
it up there I just dont go. Nice idea though.
J


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Old 09-20.-2004
AndyC
 
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"(Pete Cresswell)" <x@y.z> wrote in message
news:qa7kk0pg9iingkh5nct5a6e51mprpt3ran@4ax.com...
> RE/
> >Without giving too much away, it involves a light charge shotgun shell
> >(loaded with rock salt - I'm a humanitarian after all) inside the

seatpost.
>
> I like the idea of amputating a single joint from one finger of the perp's
> choice for each theft conviction.
>
> That way, the inevitable false convictions won't maim anybody...and even a
> 3-time loser wouldn't be unemployable....but at least when people saw

somebody
> with only a couple fingers they'd know who was around...
>
>
> --
> PeteCresswell


Brings a whole new meaning to "light fingered"...


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