Falling over ant bones

[Hank Higgens]

This is dangerous, many runners fall over ant bones each
year and break their necks or their heads with brains
falling out.

Ant bones are an underestimated danger to runners!

[Mike Maxwell]

Hank Higgens wrote:
> This is dangerous, many runners fall over ant bones each
> year and break their necks or their heads with brains
> falling out.
>
> Ant bones are an underestimated danger to runners!

I haven't run into them (!), but I have been endangered by
chicken breasts and hens' teeth.

All seriousness aside, in the place I used to trail run, I
would run into spider webs on morning runs. I never died
from running into one, but they sure were annoying...

Mike McSwell

[Not Him]

hank2018151212@yahoo.com.au (Hank Higgens) wrote in message news:<3963ecce.0404080203.6cdce7d3@posting.google.com>...
> This is dangerous, many runners fall over ant bones each
> year and break their necks or their heads with brains
> falling out.
>

Dude, Next time you want to troll do your research first,
because frankly you embarass us all. See this is a RUNNING
newsgroup, so obviously there are no brains to fall out, and
as a matter of fact, in the fall the vacuum might actually
suck something in.

> Ant boners are an underestimated danger to runners!

I didn't even know ants had penis's.

[Tenkbabe]

notwarburton69@hotmail.com (Not HIM) wrote in message news:<cd9b0843.0404080930.24c88a31@posting.google.com>...
> hank2018151212@yahoo.com.au (Hank Higgens) wrote in
> message
> news:<3963ecce.0404080203.6cdce7d3@posting.google.com>...
> > This is dangerous, many runners fall over ant bones each
> > year and break their necks or their heads with brains
> > falling out.
> >
>
> Dude, Next time you want to troll do your research first,
> because frankly you embarass us all. See this is a RUNNING
> newsgroup, so obviously there are no brains to fall out,
> and as a matter of fact, in the fall the vacuum might
> actually suck something in.

If this is a running newsgrop, wtf are you doing here?
You've done nothing but troll since you've been here.

tkb