Not Him
My Interests Staying active, running, lifting, going to
highland games, playing my bagpipes, and listening to
bagpipe music, fishing, enjoying my early retirement.
Getting more pissed daily as "The Butcher Of Washington"
kills thousands of innocents. This countrys degraded to a
bunch of bullying thugs.
My Life
favorite quotes: "It's bad to treat a woman as an object,
but it's worse to treat an object as a woman" "You're not
too old until regrets take the place of dreams." "Some
people walk in the rain, others just get wet" "You're
scaring me man!" "When trouble arises & things look bad,
there is always one individual who perceives a solution and
is willing to take command. Very often, that person is
crazy" "Just try it, go ahead" "Twelve Scotsmen and a
bagpipe make a rebellion" "I am so cool, sheep count ME
before they go to sleep" "At the peak of tremendous and
victorious effort, while the blood is pounding in your head,
all suddenly comes quiet within you. Everything seems
clearer and whiter than ever before, as if a great spotlight
had been turned on. At that moment, you have the conviction
that you contain all the power in the world, that you are
capable of everything, that you have wings. There is no more
precise moment in life than this, the WHITE MOMENT, and you
will work hard for years, just to taste it again." "My
advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll
be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher" Socrates.
"Tourists: The only foreigners the French ever drove out."
"Only a mediocre person is always at their best." "Measure
wealth not by the things you have, but by the things you
have for which you would not take money." "I don't like
country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do.
And for the people who like country music,denigrate means
'put down." "Before we bring democracy to Iraq, maybe we
should try bringing it to Florida first?" "I have powdered
water in my refrigerator, but I don't know what to add to
it" "Bush, Ashcroft, Rumsfeld: the axis of idiocy"
"Everywhere I go, statues crumble for me" "Real generosity
is doing something nice for someone who'll never find it
out." "Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human
freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of
slaves." "Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone,
somewhere, may be happy." "We are born naked, wet and
hungry. Then Bush got non-elected, and things got worse."
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new
bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that
way, so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." "Life is
not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the
moments that take our breath away." "the pain is temporary,
the glory forever." "The three rules to getting old,
1)Never pass a bathroom, 2)Never waste a hard-on, and
3)Never trust a fart." "Don't walk behind me I will not
lead, don't walk in front of me I will not follow, just
walk beside me and be my friend." "The man who views the
world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted
thirty years of his life." -Muhammed Ali "Remember that
even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat" Moments
I'd like to take back: When swimming in the ocean, I
discovered that I scream just as loud when a piece of
seaweed touches my leg, as I do when I'm being attacked by
a great white shark.
highland games, playing my bagpipes, and listening to
bagpipe music, fishing, enjoying my early retirement.
Getting more pissed daily as "The Butcher Of Washington"
kills thousands of innocents. This countrys degraded to a
bunch of bullying thugs.
My Life
favorite quotes: "It's bad to treat a woman as an object,
but it's worse to treat an object as a woman" "You're not
too old until regrets take the place of dreams." "Some
people walk in the rain, others just get wet" "You're
scaring me man!" "When trouble arises & things look bad,
there is always one individual who perceives a solution and
is willing to take command. Very often, that person is
crazy" "Just try it, go ahead" "Twelve Scotsmen and a
bagpipe make a rebellion" "I am so cool, sheep count ME
before they go to sleep" "At the peak of tremendous and
victorious effort, while the blood is pounding in your head,
all suddenly comes quiet within you. Everything seems
clearer and whiter than ever before, as if a great spotlight
had been turned on. At that moment, you have the conviction
that you contain all the power in the world, that you are
capable of everything, that you have wings. There is no more
precise moment in life than this, the WHITE MOMENT, and you
will work hard for years, just to taste it again." "My
advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll
be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher" Socrates.
"Tourists: The only foreigners the French ever drove out."
"Only a mediocre person is always at their best." "Measure
wealth not by the things you have, but by the things you
have for which you would not take money." "I don't like
country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do.
And for the people who like country music,denigrate means
'put down." "Before we bring democracy to Iraq, maybe we
should try bringing it to Florida first?" "I have powdered
water in my refrigerator, but I don't know what to add to
it" "Bush, Ashcroft, Rumsfeld: the axis of idiocy"
"Everywhere I go, statues crumble for me" "Real generosity
is doing something nice for someone who'll never find it
out." "Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human
freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of
slaves." "Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone,
somewhere, may be happy." "We are born naked, wet and
hungry. Then Bush got non-elected, and things got worse."
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new
bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that
way, so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." "Life is
not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the
moments that take our breath away." "the pain is temporary,
the glory forever." "The three rules to getting old,
1)Never pass a bathroom, 2)Never waste a hard-on, and
3)Never trust a fart." "Don't walk behind me I will not
lead, don't walk in front of me I will not follow, just
walk beside me and be my friend." "The man who views the
world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted
thirty years of his life." -Muhammed Ali "Remember that
even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat" Moments
I'd like to take back: When swimming in the ocean, I
discovered that I scream just as loud when a piece of
seaweed touches my leg, as I do when I'm being attacked by
a great white shark.
