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Just Zis Guy
  
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Bush To Iraqi Militants: 'Please Stop Bringing It On'

WASHINGTON, DC-In an internationally televised statement
Monday, President Bush modified a July 2003 challenge to
Iraqi militants attacking U.S. forces. "Terrorists, Saddam
loyalists, and anti-American insurgents: Please stop
bringing it on now," Bush said at a Monday press conference.
"Nine months and 500 U.S. casualties ago, I may have invited
y'all to bring it on, but as of today, I formally rescind
that statement. I would officially like for you to step
back." The president added that the "it" Iraqis should stop
bringing includes gunfire, bombings, grenade attacks, and
suicide missions of all types.

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Sean
  
"Just zis Guy, you know?" <outlook.bugs@microsoft.com> wrote in message news:<npj290lvtaslkm0f7hogomblngirvi6che@4ax.com>...
> Time for a new keyboard :-)

Or a Hawaiian guitar?

>
>
> Bush To Iraqi Militants: 'Please Stop Bringing It On'
>
> WASHINGTON, DC-In an internationally televised statement
> Monday, President Bush modified a July 2003 challenge to
> Iraqi militants attacking U.S. forces. "Terrorists, Saddam
> loyalists, and anti-American insurgents: Please stop
> bringing it on now," Bush said at a Monday press
> conference. "Nine months and 500 U.S. casualties ago, I
> may have invited y'all to bring it on, but as of today, I
> formally rescind that statement. I would officially like
> for you to step back." The president added that the "it"
> Iraqis should stop bringing includes gunfire, bombings,
> grenade attacks, and suicide missions of all types.
>
> http://www.theonion.com (http://www.theonion.com/)

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