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Spotted a cop on a stealth push bike in Willenhall West
Mids today (Wolves not Cov.). Definitely the coolest thing
Willenhall has seen for a long time....'part from me of
course 8-D ...and the best thing was, he was moving an
illegally parked WVM off the double yellows, opposite
Somerfield exit, in front of banks. These yellows seem to
be a special marking to allow FLB (fat lazy b*stards) to
get money from the bank ATMs without having to travel too
far from their beloved cages. Unfortunately the cop
disagreed and moved him on...Brilliant!!!, I almost stopped
and applauded. Interesting fact - cop had long(ish)
highlighted hair, causing confusion as to whether it was a
cop or not. Very amusing as he was tall, tanned, good
looking and obviously fit (no!, I'm not gay or owt ;-).
Very competent on his bike, totally confident and a cool
uniform to boot (or possibly not, given exercise and local
ambient temperature.....) Excellent, money well spent at
last!!! Dave.
WVM?
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Tumbleweed
Remove my socks for email address "(t'other) Dave" <no-
one@nowhere.org> wrote in message
news:Byutc.22945$xq3.17810@pathologist.blueyonder.net...
> Spotted a cop on a stealth push bike in Willenhall West
> Mids today (Wolves not Cov.). Definitely the coolest
> thing Willenhall has seen for a long time....'part from
> me of course 8-D ...and the best thing was, he was
> moving an illegally parked WVM off the double yellows,
> opposite Somerfield exit, in front of banks. These
> yellows seem to be a special marking to allow FLB (fat
> lazy b*stards) to get money from the bank ATMs without
> having to travel too far from their beloved cages.
> Unfortunately the cop disagreed and moved him
> on...Brilliant!!!, I almost stopped and applauded.
> Interesting fact - cop had long(ish) highlighted hair,
> causing confusion as to whether it was a cop or not.
> Very amusing as he was tall, tanned, good looking and
> obviously fit (no!, I'm not gay or
owt
> ;-). Very competent on his bike, totally confident and a
> cool uniform to boot (or possibly not, given exercise and
> local ambient temperature.....) Excellent, money well
> spent at last!!! Dave.
"(t'other) Dave" <no-one@nowhere.org> wrote in message
news:Byutc.22945$xq3.17810@pathologist.blueyonder.net...
> Spotted a cop on a stealth push bike in Willenhall West
> Mids today (Wolves not Cov.). Definitely the coolest
> thing Willenhall has seen for a long time....'part from
> me of course 8-D ...and the best thing was, he was
> moving an illegally parked WVM off the double yellows,
> opposite Somerfield exit, in front of banks. These
> yellows seem to be a special marking to allow FLB (fat
> lazy b*stards) to get money from the bank ATMs without
> having to travel too far from their beloved cages.
> Unfortunately the cop disagreed and moved him
> on...Brilliant!!!, I almost stopped and applauded.
> Interesting fact - cop had long(ish) highlighted hair,
> causing confusion as to whether it was a cop or not.
> Very amusing as he was tall, tanned, good looking and
> obviously fit (no!, I'm not gay or
owt
> ;-). Very competent on his bike, totally confident and a
> cool uniform to boot (or possibly not, given exercise and
> local ambient temperature.....) Excellent, money well
> spent at last!!! Dave.
"(t'other) Dave" <no-one@nowhere.org> wrote in message news:Byutc.22945
> ...and the best thing was, he was moving an illegally
> parked WVM off the double yellows, opposite Somerfield
> exit, in front of banks. These yellows seem to be a
> special marking to allow FLB (fat lazy b*stards) to get
> money from the bank ATMs without having to travel too far
> from their beloved cages.
>
I heard on a talk show once that it wasn't illegal to
park on yellow lines if you told the warden you were
collecting valuables, including money. Don't know if he
was mistaken or not.
--
Simon Mason Anlaby East Yorkshire. 53°44'N 0°26'W
http://www.simonmason.karoo.net (http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/)
"(t'other) Dave" <no-one@nowhere.org> wrote in message
news:Byutc.22945$xq3.17810@pathologist.blueyonder.net...
> Very amusing as he was tall, tanned, good looking and
> obviously fit (no!,
I'm not gay or owt
> ;-). Very competent on his bike, totally confident and a
> cool uniform to boot (or possibly not, given exercise and
> local ambient temperature.....) Excellent, money well
> spent at last!!! Dave.
>
YUMMY, YUMMY!!! WHERE IS THIS COP EXACTLY??????????????? :-)
--
Vivian
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"We learned more from a three minute record than we ever learned in school".
No Surrender
Tumbleweed posted ...
> WVM?
White Van Man ...
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Paul
(8(|) Homer rocks .. ;)
"Simon Mason" <simon@simonmason.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:xZadnQufmciglCrdSa8jmA@karoo.co.uk...
>
> "(t'other) Dave" <no-one@nowhere.org> wrote in message
> news:Byutc.22945
> > ...and the best thing was, he was moving an illegally
> > parked WVM off the double yellows, opposite Somerfield
> > exit, in front of banks. These
yellows
> > seem to be a special marking to allow FLB (fat lazy
> > b*stards) to get
money
> > from the bank ATMs without having to travel too far from
> > their beloved cages.
> >
>
> I heard on a talk show once that it wasn't illegal to
> park on yellow
lines
> if you told the warden you were collecting valuables,
> including money.
Don't
> know if he was mistaken or not.
> --
> Simon Mason Anlaby East Yorkshire. 53°44'N 0°26'W
> http://www.simonmason.karoo.net (http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/)
>
>
Around these 'ere parts it seems to be accepted practice
that yellow lines = reserved parking spaces for the hard of
thinking ;-)
"Vivian" <nonspam@nojodas.com> wrote in message
news:1C3uc.200$ua.134@newsr2.u-net.net...
>
> "(t'other) Dave" <no-one@nowhere.org> wrote in message
> news:Byutc.22945$xq3.17810@pathologist.blueyonder.net...
> > Very amusing as he was tall, tanned, good looking and
> > obviously fit
(no!,
> I'm not gay or owt
> > ;-). Very competent on his bike, totally confident and a
> > cool uniform to boot (or possibly not, given exercise
> > and local ambient
temperature.....)
> > Excellent, money well spent at last!!! Dave.
> >
> YUMMY, YUMMY!!! WHERE IS THIS COP
> EXACTLY??????????????? :-)
>
> --
> Vivian
> -------
> "We learned more from a three minute record than we ever
> learned in
school".
> No Surrender
>
>
Do you want me to see if I can get a photo ? first ng
pin-up?? ;-)
On Fri, 28 May 2004 10:41:16 +0100, "Simon Mason"
<simon@simonmason.karoo.co.uk> wrote (more or less):
>
>"(t'other) Dave" <no-one@nowhere.org> wrote in message
>news:Byutc.22945
>> ...and the best thing was, he was moving an illegally
>> parked WVM off the double yellows, opposite Somerfield
>> exit, in front of banks. These yellows seem to be a
>> special marking to allow FLB (fat lazy b*stards) to get
>> money from the bank ATMs without having to travel too far
>> from their beloved cages.
>>
>
> I heard on a talk show once that it wasn't illegal to
> park on yellow lines if you told the warden you were
> collecting valuables, including money. Don't know if he
> was mistaken or not.
Money is not goods, for the point of collecting or
delivering goods while parked briefly on yellows.
(Test case in England & Wales many years ago).
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"Tumbleweed" <tumbleweednews@mysockshotmail.com> wrote in message news:<40b688b8$0$21207$afc38c87@news.easynet.co.uk>...
> WVM?
White Van Man?
(t'other) Dave wrote:
> Do you want me to see if I can get a photo ? first ng
> pin-up??
>
If I could just correct you there, Murray; we had that
picture of Nicole Cooke from the Sunday Times not so
long ago...
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"Dave Larrington" <me@privacy.net> wrote in news:2i37ibFi4snkU2@uni-
berlin.de:
> If I could just correct you there, Murray; we had that
> picture of Nicole Cooke from the Sunday Times not so
> long ago...
>
And then there's Guy's pictures on his own web site ;-)
"Graeme" <graeme@gpdods.removethis.com> wrote in message
news:Xns94FBDC3691269graemegpdodsremoveth@203.2.194.51...
> "Dave Larrington" <me@privacy.net> wrote in news:2i37ibFi4snkU2@uni-
> berlin.de:
>
> > If I could just correct you there, Murray; we had that
> > picture of Nicole Cooke from the Sunday Times not so
> > long ago...
> >
>
> And then there's Guy's pictures on his own web site ;-)
Well..I was going to correct it to 'first *Male* pinup on
this ng' for da laydees, but if Guy's had one up (so to
speak!!), then I guess I'll just get me coat... Dave.
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