Wet Day!

[Msa]

15 miles into my commute home and a hot hatch goes past me,
music blaring, fat exhaust pipe, you know the type. As the
car goes past the driver turns on the rear washer which
being at completely the wrong angle soaks me on my bike. The
3 passengers all look out the back window laughing at me as
the car drove off. they obviously knew that the jet was
angled my way.

I just laugh.

5 minutes later I overtake them while they are stuck in
traffic, but I don't take any notice. A few minutes later I
hear the car coming up behind me, and as it passes I get
another dose.

I just laughed.

About 1 mike down the road is a major junction with a right
filter lane, the traffic was quite heavy. I was going
straight on but I noticed their car stuck in a queue in the
right hand filter. I looked behind me, not a car in sight. I
crossed over to the right filter and as I rode down the left
hand side of the car I squirted my water bottle straight
through the passengers open window! They were going
nowhere,with cars in front and cars up behind. I pulled back
over to the left and carried on my merry way.

I just laughed..and laughed!

--
Mark (MSA) This post is packaged by intellectual weight, not
volume. Some settling of contents may have occurred during
transmission

[Simonb]

MSA wrote:

> I just laughed..and laughed!

Brilliant.

I wish I could've seen it. Even better would've been the
satisfaction of actually doing it.

Well done that man.

[Andy]

"MSA" <onyerbikemark@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:MPG.1b217f2386fed04398972a@News.Individual.NET...
> 15 miles into my commute home and a hot hatch goes past
> me, music blaring, fat exhaust pipe, you know the type. As
> the car goes past the driver turns on the rear washer
> which being at completely the wrong angle soaks me on my
> bike. The 3 passengers all look out the back window
> laughing at me as the car drove off. they obviously knew
> that the jet was angled my way.
>
> I just laugh.
>
> 5 minutes later I overtake them while they are stuck in
> traffic, but I don't take any notice. A few minutes later
> I hear the car coming up behind me, and as it passes I get
> another dose.
>
> I just laughed.
>
> About 1 mike down the road is a major junction with a
> right filter lane, the traffic was quite heavy. I was
> going straight on but I noticed their car stuck in a
> queue in the right hand filter. I looked behind me, not a
> car in sight. I crossed over to the right filter and as I
> rode down the left hand side of the car I squirted my
> water bottle straight through the passengers open window!
> They were going nowhere,with cars in front and cars up
> behind. I pulled back over to the left and carried on my
> merry way.
>
> I just laughed..and laughed!
>

Thankyou for brightening up my evening!

[Nigel Randell]

"MSA" <onyerbikemark@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:MPG.1b217f2386fed04398972a@News.Individual.NET...
> 15 miles into my commute home and a hot hatch goes past
> me, music blaring, fat exhaust pipe, you know the type. As
> the car goes past the driver turns on the rear washer
> which being at completely the wrong angle soaks me on my
> bike. The 3 passengers all look out the back window
> laughing at me as the car drove off. they obviously knew
> that the jet was angled my way.
>
> I just laugh.
>
> 5 minutes later I overtake them while they are stuck in
> traffic, but I don't take any notice. A few minutes later
> I hear the car coming up behind me, and as it passes I get
> another dose.
>
> I just laughed.
>
> About 1 mike down the road is a major junction with a
> right filter lane, the traffic was quite heavy. I was
> going straight on but I noticed their car stuck in a
> queue in the right hand filter. I looked behind me, not a
> car in sight. I crossed over to the right filter and as I
> rode down the left hand side of the car I squirted my
> water bottle straight through the passengers open window!
> They were going nowhere,with cars in front and cars up
> behind. I pulled back over to the left and carried on my
> merry way.
>
> I just laughed..and laughed!
>
>
> --
> Mark (MSA) This post is packaged by intellectual weight,
> not volume. Some settling of contents may have occurred
> during transmission

Excellent story, thanks

--
Nigel Randell

[Dru]

"Nigel Randell" <nigel_randell@lineone.net> wrote in message
news:40b7c978$1_2@mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com...
> "MSA" <onyerbikemark@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1b217f2386fed04398972a@News.Individual.NET...
> > 15 miles into my commute home and a hot hatch goes past
> > me, music blaring, fat exhaust pipe, you know the type.
> > As the car goes past the driver turns on the rear washer
> > which being at completely the wrong angle soaks me on my
> > bike. The 3 passengers all look out the back window
> > laughing at me as the car drove off. they obviously knew
> > that the jet was angled my way.
> >
> > I just laugh.
> >
> > 5 minutes later I overtake them while they are stuck in
> > traffic, but I don't take any notice. A few minutes
> > later I hear the car coming up behind me, and as it
> > passes I get another dose.
> >
> > I just laughed.
> >
> > About 1 mike down the road is a major junction with a
> > right filter lane, the traffic was quite heavy. I was
> > going straight on but I noticed their car stuck in a
> > queue in the right hand filter. I looked behind me, not
> > a car in sight. I crossed over to the right filter and
> > as I rode down the left hand side of the car I squirted
> > my water bottle straight through the passengers open
> > window! They were going nowhere,with cars in front and
> > cars up behind. I pulled back over to the left and
> > carried on my merry way.
> >
> > I just laughed..and laughed!
> >
> >
> > --
> > Mark (MSA) This post is packaged by intellectual weight,
> > not volume. Some settling of contents may have occurred
> > during transmission
>
>
> Excellent story, thanks
>
> --
> Nigel Randell
>
>

Top drawer,i just laughed.. and laughed.... . . . . and i'am
still laughing, thanks for making my holiday weekend.