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Robert

I'm running my 5 miles yesterday and all of sudden I feel
some wet slobber all over the back of my leg. I look down
and there's a big bloodhood type dog. It doesn't go away. I
start telling it to go away but it comes right after me. I
look around and see only one person - this stupid, fat woman
about 100 yards away pretending it's not her

looks up and starts screaming "It's your fault. You're
running". I say it's against the law and the next time I'm
calling the police. She

stupid assholes. The next time I'm calling the police.
Ban all dogs!

Sam

"Robert" <rk73737@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:8c7b0f9.0406050941.496c064f@posting.google.com...
> I'm running my 5 miles yesterday and all of sudden I feel
> some wet slobber all over the back of my leg. I look down
> and there's a big bloodhood type dog. It doesn't go away.
> I start telling it to go away but it comes right after me.
> I look around and see only one person - this stupid, fat
> woman about 100 yards away pretending it's not her

> looks up and starts screaming "It's your fault. You're
> running". I say it's against the law and the next time I'm
> calling the police. She

> stupid assholes. The next time I'm calling the police. Ban
> all dogs!

Quite a generalization there Bob.

Tim Downie

Topcounsel

>The next time I'm calling the police. Ban all dogs!

Yawn.

Donovan Rebbech

On 2004-06-05, Robert <rk73737@yahoo.com> wrote:
> I'm running my 5 miles yesterday and all of sudden I feel
> some wet slobber all over the back of my leg. I look down
> and there's a big bloodhood type dog. It doesn't go away.
> I start telling it to go away but it comes right after me.
> I look around and see only one person - this stupid, fat
> woman about 100 yards away pretending it's not her

> looks up and starts screaming "It's your fault. You're
> running". I say it's against the law and the next time I'm
> calling the police. She

> stupid assholes. The next time I'm calling the police. Ban
> all dogs!

This was lame enough the first time around. Get some
new material.

--
Donovan Rebbechi http://pegasus.rutgers.edu/~elflord/

Ceeg

My biggest concern is when people don't clean up after their
dog...especially when they do their 'business' on the
sidewalks/streets where I run.

In Boston, you have to watch out for both the potholes and
the dog crap (and I don't mean the stuff that comes out of
Teddy Kennedy's mouth). :-)

"Robert" <rk73737@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:8c7b0f9.0406050941.496c064f@posting.google.com...
> I'm running my 5 miles yesterday and all of sudden I feel
> some wet slobber all over the back of my leg. I look down
> and there's a big bloodhood type dog. It doesn't go away.
> I start telling it to go away but it comes right after me.
> I look around and see only one person - this stupid, fat
> woman about 100 yards away pretending it's not her

> looks up and starts screaming "It's your fault. You're
> running". I say it's against the law and the next time I'm
> calling the police. She

> stupid assholes. The next time I'm calling the police. Ban
> all dogs!

Mwright

Thanks a lot, fool. I had a nice 7 mile run with my dog this
morning in the park. He was on a leash. The 15 other dogs
and owners I passed were also well behaved.

Have you ever considered anger management?

"Robert" <rk73737@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:8c7b0f9.0406050941.496c064f@posting.google.com...
> I'm running my 5 miles yesterday and all of sudden I feel
> some wet slobber all over the back of my leg. I look down
> and there's a big bloodhood type dog. It doesn't go away.
> I start telling it to go away but it comes right after me.
> I look around and see only one person - this stupid, fat
> woman about 100 yards away pretending it's not her

> looks up and starts screaming "It's your fault. You're
> running". I say it's against the law and the next time I'm
> calling the police. She

> stupid assholes. The next time I'm calling the police. Ban
> all dogs!

Harold Buck

In article <8c7b0f9.0406050941.496c064f@posting.google.com>,
rk73737@yahoo.com (Robert) wrote:

> I'm running my 5 miles yesterday and all of sudden I feel
> some wet slobber all over the back of my leg. I look down
> and there's a big bloodhood type dog. It doesn't go away.
> I start telling it to go away but it comes right after me.
> I look around and see only one person - this stupid, fat
> woman about 100 yards away pretending it's not her

> looks up and starts screaming "It's your fault. You're
> running". I say it's against the law and the next time I'm
> calling the police. She

> stupid assholes. The next time I'm calling the police. Ban
> all dogs!

Not even a good troll.

<PLONK>

--Harold Buck

"I used to rock and roll all night, and party every day. Th-
en it was every other day. . . ."
- Homer J. Simpson

I was running this morning along a fairly busy two lane
road. All of a sudden I felt a firm thump on top of my head.
I turned to see a starling in attack mode circling over me
and preparing to really let me have it. I through my hands
up to fend off the attack but she persisted to hover over me
and continue her assault. This went on for a few minutes
until I stopped, turned in her direction and waved her off
aggressively. This is a first for me in three years of
running at 25 miles a week. Maybe the animals are going
crazy...??? lol

Jim

"Robert" <rk73737@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:8c7b0f9.0406050941.496c064f@posting.google.com...
> I'm running my 5 miles yesterday and all of sudden I feel
> some wet slobber all over the back of my leg. I look down
> and there's a big bloodhood type dog. It doesn't go away.
> I start telling it to go away but it comes right after me.
> I look around and see only one person - this stupid, fat
> woman about 100 yards away pretending it's not her

> looks up and starts screaming "It's your fault. You're
> running". I say it's against the law and the next time I'm
> calling the police. She

> stupid assholes. The next time I'm calling the police. Ban
> all dogs!

Miss Anne Throp

Use your head. Dogs outnumber joggers 100 to 1. It will be
much easier to ban joggers.

D-Dub

it touched your leg??!?!\\

ya wussy.

"Robert" <rk73737@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:8c7b0f9.0406050941.496c064f@posting.google.com...
> I'm running my 5 miles yesterday and all of sudden I feel
> some wet slobber all over the back of my leg. I look down
> and there's a big bloodhood type dog. It doesn't go away.
> I start telling it to go away but it comes right after me.
> I look around and see only one person - this stupid, fat
> woman about 100 yards away pretending it's not her

> looks up and starts screaming "It's your fault. You're
> running". I say it's against the law and the next time I'm
> calling the police. She

> stupid assholes. The next time I'm calling the police. Ban
> all dogs!

Not Stabbem

Abuse reports to "abuse@yahoo.com"

rk73737@yahoo.com (Robert) wrote in message
news:<8c7b0f9.0406050941.496c064f@posting.google.com>...
> I'm running my 5 miles yesterday and all of sudden I feel
> some wet slobber all over the back of my leg. I look down
> and there's a big bloodhood type dog. It doesn't go away.
> I start telling it to go away but it comes right after me.
> I look around and see only one person - this stupid, fat
> woman about 100 yards away pretending it's not her

> looks up and starts screaming "It's your fault. You're
> running". I say it's against the law and the next time I'm
> calling the police. She

> stupid assholes. The next time I'm calling the police. Ban
> all dogs!

Eddy Eagle

"Tim Downie" <timdownie2003@obvious.yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message news:<2iejddFmeks8U1@uni-berlin.de>...
> "Robert" <rk73737@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:8c7b0f9.0406050941.496c064f@posting.google.com...
> > I'm running my 5 miles yesterday and all of sudden I
> > feel some wet slobber all over the back of my leg. I
> > look down and there's a big bloodhood type dog. It
> > doesn't go away. I start telling it to go away but it
> > comes right after me. I look around and see only one
> > person - this stupid, fat woman about 100 yards away
> > pretending it's not her

> > looks up and starts screaming "It's your fault. You're
> > running". I say it's against the law and the next time
> > I'm calling the police. She

> > stupid assholes. The next time I'm calling the police.
> > Ban all dogs!
>
> <yawn>
>
> So you still don't like dogs. Big deal. 99% of the
> population learn how to cope with dogs. Next time you're
> looking for an asshole, look in a mirror.

Decades ago I had a very similar situation happen. I turned
around and literally drop kicked the dog. I never looked
back. To this day I regret that over reaction. I was bitten
once, but that's one bite in about 140,000 miles of running.

Robert

"Tim Downie" <timdownie2003@obvious.yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message news:<2iejddFmeks8U1@uni-berlin.de>...
> "Robert" <rk73737@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:8c7b0f9.0406050941.496c064f@posting.google.com...
> > I'm running my 5 miles yesterday and all of sudden I
> > feel some wet slobber all over the back of my leg. I
> > look down and there's a big bloodhood type dog. It
> > doesn't go away. I start telling it to go away but it
> > comes right after me. I look around and see only one
> > person - this stupid, fat woman about 100 yards away
> > pretending it's not her

> > looks up and starts screaming "It's your fault. You're
> > running". I say it's against the law and the next time
> > I'm calling the police. She

> > stupid assholes. The next time I'm calling the police.
> > Ban all dogs!
>
> <yawn>
>
> So you still don't like dogs. Big deal. 99% of the
> population learn how to cope with dogs. Next time you're
> looking for an asshole, look in a mirror.

I don't look for assholes. They just appear. Just like you.

Robert

topcounsel@aol.com (TopCounsel) wrote in message news:<20040605155831.18571.00000596@mb-m07.aol.com>...
> >The next time I'm calling the police. Ban all dogs!
>
> Yawn.

I'll get justice. You might have a dog incident and
you won't.

Robert

Donovan Rebbechi <abuse@aol.com> wrote in message news:<slrncc49kp.qdp.abuse@panix2.panix.com>...
> On 2004-06-05, Robert <rk73737@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > I'm running my 5 miles yesterday and all of sudden I
> > feel some wet slobber all over the back of my leg. I
> > look down and there's a big bloodhood type dog. It
> > doesn't go away. I start telling it to go away but it
> > comes right after me. I look around and see only one
> > person - this stupid, fat woman about 100 yards away
> > pretending it's not her

> > looks up and starts screaming "It's your fault. You're
> > running". I say it's against the law and the next time
> > I'm calling the police. She

> > stupid assholes. The next time I'm calling the police.
> > Ban all dogs!
>
> This was lame enough the first time around. Get some new
> material.

New material? Ok. Your posting is lame.

Joe

They always attack at this time of year since they are
nesting. I used to get chased by the same one when I would
go out biking the whole month of June. I always thought it
was a bug until it started to peck my head through my
helmet. They're pretty aggressive.

"JM" <goodrunner@REMOVEverizon.net> wrote in message
news:IRtwc.9496$AU1.8497@nwrddc01.gnilink.net...
> I was running this morning along a fairly busy two lane
> road. All of a sudden I felt a firm thump on top of my
> head. I turned to see a starling
in
> attack mode circling over me and preparing to really let
> me have it. I through my hands up to fend off the attack
> but she persisted to hover over me and continue her
> assault. This went on for a few minutes until I
stopped,
> turned in her direction and waved her off aggressively.
> This is a first
for
> me in three years of running at 25 miles a week. Maybe the
> animals are
going
> crazy...??? lol
>
> Jim
>
> "Robert" <rk73737@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:8c7b0f9.0406050941.496c064f@posting.google.com...
> > I'm running my 5 miles yesterday and all of sudden I
> > feel some wet slobber all over the back of my leg. I
> > look down and there's a big bloodhood type dog. It
> > doesn't go away. I start telling it to go away but it
> > comes right after me. I look around and see only one
> > person - this stupid, fat woman about 100 yards away
> > pretending it's not her

> > looks up and starts screaming "It's your fault. You're
> > running". I say it's against the law and the next time
> > I'm calling the police. She

> > stupid assholes. The next time I'm calling the police.
> > Ban all dogs!

Robert

"mwright" <mbw59@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<EZidnb23XMDUw17dRVn-uQ@comcast.com>...
> Thanks a lot, fool. I had a nice 7 mile run with my dog
> this morning in the park. He was on a leash. The 15 other
> dogs and owners I passed were also well behaved.
>
> Have you ever considered anger management?

Never considered it and never considered that you have a
point. I didn't say all dogs are misbehaved.

Not Stabbem

"mwright" <mbw59@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<EZidnb23XMDUw17dRVn-uQ@comcast.com>...
> Thanks a lot, fool. I had a nice 7 mile run with my dog
> this morning in the park.

Couldn't get a date?

Not Stabbem

"mwright" <mbw59@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<EZidnb23XMDUw17dRVn-uQ@comcast.com>...
> Have you ever considered anger management?

I think he needs a penis in his butt, that'll stop his
bitchin'.

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