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/Upritis Nonbentii/ is a newly recognised condition affecting certain
cyclists. The symptoms include:
- wrist pain
- shoulder pain
- neck pain
- back pain
- saddle sores
A number of palliative measures have been produced over the
years, including gel gloves and gel saddles, but these have
only ever served to mask the symptoms, not cure the problem.
New research from the University of Falmouth has shown that
a permanent cure can be effected. There are a few mild side
effects, such as inane grins and the tendency to utter
"rebel yells" when travelling downhill, but those treated in
the main report complete satisfaction (except when climbing
long hills) and no return of their symptoms.
The cure employs /vehiculus humanpower recumbenti/, a naturally-
occuring orthotic isolated and refined by a number of
craft natural remedy companies. By replacing the
traditional upwrong bicycle with one of these devices, and
after a short period of adjustment for the growth of new
"bent leg muscless", the rider is left with no recurrence
of former problems.
Guy -- May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to
settle after posting.
How about sending in this letter to the Federal Trade
Commision and have uprights banned as unsafe equipment. Just
got a EZ-1 at the end of March and have rode 1300 miles and
agree with all this.
Oddcyclist wrote:
>
> /Upritis Nonbentii/ is a newly recognised condition
> affecting certain cyclists. The symptoms include:
>
> - wrist pain
> - shoulder pain
> - neck pain
> - back pain
> - saddle sores
>
> A number of palliative measures have been produced over
> the years, including gel gloves and gel saddles, but these
> have only ever served to mask the symptoms, not cure the
> problem.
>
> New research from the University of Falmouth has shown
> that a permanent cure can be effected. There are a few
> mild side effects, such as inane grins and the tendency to
> utter "rebel yells" when travelling downhill, but those
> treated in the main report complete satisfaction (except
> when climbing long hills) and no return of their symptoms.
>
> The cure employs /vehiculus humanpower recumbenti/, a naturally-
> occuring orthotic isolated and refined by a number of
> craft natural remedy companies. By replacing the
> traditional upwrong bicycle with one of these devices, and
> after a short period of adjustment for the growth of new
> "bent leg muscless", the rider is left with no recurrence
> of former problems.
>
> Guy -- May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to
> settle after posting.
Say what?!? I.E.Systems resurrected? And the EZ-1 is a
trike?!? New holiday I suppose: July Fools Day :-) I sold my
I.E.Systems last week for $100., then turned around and
bought it for $101. Now I can legally re-sell it if anyone
is interested in that wide, heavy, 63 speed Deluxe.
Chris Jordan Santa Cruz, CA. PS- I also agree with the
thoughts below,,,,,
Mike Schwab <MASchwab@Wamusa.com> wrote in message
news:<40E6D483.2183B451@Wamusa.com>...
> How about sending in this letter to the Federal Trade
> Commision and have uprights banned as unsafe equipment.
> Just got a EZ-1 at the end of March and have rode 1300
> miles and agree with all this.
>
> Oddcyclist wrote:
> >
> > /Upritis Nonbentii/ is a newly recognised condition
> > affecting certain cyclists. The symptoms include:
> >
> > - wrist pain
> > - shoulder pain
> > - neck pain
> > - back pain
> > - saddle sores
> >
> > A number of palliative measures have been produced over
> > the years, including gel gloves and gel saddles, but
> > these have only ever served to mask the symptoms, not
> > cure the problem.
> >
> > New research from the University of Falmouth has shown
> > that a permanent cure can be effected. There are a few
> > mild side effects, such as inane grins and the tendency
> > to utter "rebel yells" when travelling downhill, but
> > those treated in the main report complete satisfaction
> > (except when climbing long hills) and no return of their
> > symptoms.
> >
> > The cure employs /vehiculus humanpower recumbenti/, a
> > naturally-occuring orthotic isolated and refined by a
> > number of craft natural remedy companies. By replacing
> > the traditional upwrong bicycle with one of these
> > devices, and after a short period of adjustment for the
> > growth of new "bent leg muscless", the rider is left
> > with no recurrence of former problems.
> >
> > Guy -- May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to
> > settle after posting.
EZ-1 and EZ-Sport are recumbents, 2 wheels, EZ-3 three is a
trike, my LBS was putting one together Friday night.
http://www.easyracers.com (http://www.easyracers.com/) is the designer and reseller,
Sun(?) bicycles is the manufacturer.
Christopher Jordan wrote: <snip>
> And the EZ-1 is a trike?!?
<snip>
> Chris Jordan Santa Cruz, CA. PS- I also agree with the
> thoughts below,,,,,
>
> Mike Schwab <MASchwab@Wamusa.com> wrote in message
> news:<40E6D483.2183B451@Wamusa.com>...
<<snip>>
> > Just got a EZ-1 at the end of March and have rode 1300
> > miles and agree with all this.
> >
> > Oddcyclist wrote:
<<<snip>>>
> > > The cure employs /vehiculus humanpower recumbenti/, a
> > > naturally-occuring orthotic isolated and refined by a
> > > number of craft natural remedy companies. By replacing
> > > the traditional upwrong bicycle
<<<snip>>>
> > > Guy -- May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to
> > > settle after posting.
On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 08:22:02 -0700, Oddcyclist <jtgilpin@bigfoot.com>
wrote in message <40E6CF1A.30106@bigfoot.com>:
>/Upritis Nonbentii/ is a newly recognised condition
>affecting certain cyclists. The symptoms include:
Original at <url:http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk/web/public-
.nsf/Documents/Upritis>
Guy
--
May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after
posting. http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk (http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk/)
88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at
Washington University
Mike Schwab wrote:
> EZ-1 and EZ-Sport are recumbents, 2 wheels, EZ-3 three is
> a trike, my LBS was putting one together Friday night.
> http://www.easyracers.com (http://www.easyracers.com/) is the designer and reseller,
> Sun(?) bicycles is the manufacturer.
While Easy Racers does sell the Sun recumbents, the
distributor is J&B Importers <http://www.jbimporters.com/> (http://www.jbimporters.com/).
Almost every bike shop in the US has an account with J&B and
can order any of the Sun bicycles.
--
Tom Sherman – Quad City Area
In article <63jfe0pjhqa04c2suslbdkdho293a22mrd@4ax.com>,
outlook.bugs@microsoft.com says...
> On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 08:22:02 -0700, Oddcyclist
> <jtgilpin@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
> <40E6CF1A.30106@bigfoot.com>:
>
> >/Upritis Nonbentii/ is a newly recognised condition
> >affecting certain cyclists. The symptoms include:
>
> Original at <url:http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk/web/publ-
> ic.nsf/Documents/Upritis>
>
> Guy
>
And based on an original idea from somewhere else ;o)
--
.paul
If at first you don't succeed... Skydiving is probably not
the sport for you.
On Fri, 9 Jul 2004 00:18:55 +0000 (UTC), paul
<paul.coombs@btinternetSPAMSOFF.com> wrote in message
<MPG.1b57f8c993066b0e989773@news.btinternet.com>:
>And based on an original idea from somewhere else ;o)
True - I have not put in the attribution have I? Must do
that.
Guy
--
May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after
posting. http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk (http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk/)
88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at
Washington University
"Just zis Guy, you know?" <outlook.bugs@microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:f8vte090d1m04os6qt05knb7ltk8nltjg2@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 9 Jul 2004 00:18:55 +0000 (UTC), paul
> <paul.coombs@btinternetSPAMSOFF.com> wrote in message
> <MPG.1b57f8c993066b0e989773@news.btinternet.com>:
>
> >And based on an original idea from somewhere else ;o)
>
> True - I have not put in the attribution have I? Must
> do that.
>
> Guy
Monty Python, as usual?
skip
On Fri, 9 Jul 2004 22:47:42 -0500, "skip" <skip@acmeproducts.com>
wrote in message <rvmdnd2XzvdD-3Ld4p2dnA@comcast.com>:
>> True - I have not put in the attribution have I? Must
>> do that.
>Monty Python, as usual?
Eh?
Guy
--
May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after
posting. http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk (http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk/)
88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at
Washington University
"Just zis Guy, you know?" <outlook.bugs@microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:q7ave0pmp06l2vmo5tnag0lmrenr2nsag0@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 9 Jul 2004 22:47:42 -0500, "skip"
> <skip@acmeproducts.com> wrote in message <rvmdnd2XzvdD-
> 3Ld4p2dnA@comcast.com>:
>
> >> True - I have not put in the attribution have I? Must
> >> do that.
> >Monty Python, as usual?
>
> Eh?
>
> Guy
A little joke. You seem to be a frequent user of Monty
Python material.
skip
On Sat, 10 Jul 2004 08:29:36 -0500, "Rip" <rip@toshreds.com> wrote in
message <GJqdnYpcUp3dcnLd4p2dnA@comcast.com>:
>> >> True - I have not put in the attribution have I? Must
>> >> do that.
>> >Monty Python, as usual?
>> Eh?
>A little joke. You seem to be a frequent user of Monty
>Python material.
OIC. I thought I'd made an inadvertent Python reference.
Guy
--
May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after
posting. http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk (http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk/)
88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at
Washington University
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