Food joke

[Michael Odom]

From Molly Ivins' column: Did you hear what the Buddhist
said to the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything."

modom

"If you have a racist friend, Now is the time, now is the
time For your friendship to end."
-- The Specials

[Julian9ehp]

>From: Michael Odom modom@un-koyote.com

>From Molly Ivins' column: Did you hear what the Buddhist
>said to the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything."

Pooh! You've never heard the second part?

The Buddhist gives the vendor $10.00. The vendor (only)
gives him the hot dog. The Buddhist says, "I want change."
The vendor answers, "Change comes from within."

E. P.

[Michael Odom]

On 04 Jul 2004 21:45:40 GMT, julian9ehp@aol.com (Julian9EHP) wrote:

>>From: Michael Odom modom@un-koyote.com
>
>>From Molly Ivins' column: Did you hear what the Buddhist
>>said to the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything."
>
>Pooh! You've never heard the second part?
>
>The Buddhist gives the vendor $10.00. The vendor (only)
>gives him the hot dog. The Buddhist says, "I want change."
>The vendor answers, "Change comes from within."
>
*Groan* Thanks, I think.

modom

"If you have a racist friend, Now is the time, now is the
time For your friendship to end."
-- The Specials