Dangling
Help me my friends! I'm in love, the problem? Unlike all
the other times, this love affair involves someone other
than myself and a mirror, an actual live person is
involved. This girl who I've barely known for 2 hours is
the perfect girl for me, however the complication is she's
my weed dealers live-in GF. Of course, just like the rest,
she wants me. Now I just met this couple, and I'm pretty
sure if this guy catches me laying hose to his GF he'll
probably cut me off, and ruin the best supply of the finest
hydro bud, and best strain of "Arizona" weeds I have ever
had in my entire life! And this is special because it's so
clean and pure that 1) you require very little, and 2) what
you do inhale is so clean it's almost tasteless and
odorless. Now under normal circumstances I can keep "Mr
(Fred) Rogers" under control, however here's why this girl
stands out. She's at least half my age, that's always a big
turnon LOL. Next, she's about 5' tall, just the right
height <grinning>. About 100lbs, just right. Then she's a
natural blond, blue eyed, the MOST perfect body I ever saw.
In spite of her tiny stature, her breasts are large for her
frame, and her (_!_) small for her size. Best of all, she
is the nicest person you could ask to meat, um I mean meet.
If I could design the perfect woman, she'd be her. So what
do I do? Go for love, get cutoff, go straight and get this
monkee off my back? Stay quiet, suffering in a horrible,
tortured silence with "bud" as my only love? Or should I
just kill him, chop him up, bury him in the cellar, keep
the girl and the bud, and live happily everafter? Of course
he'd start to stink, I'd go bald and lose
get fat and pregnant (but not in that order) and loose her
looks, and I'd end up in prison for life. I'm just not sure
what to do, "Mr Rogers" really wants to visit a new
neighborhood...
the other times, this love affair involves someone other
than myself and a mirror, an actual live person is
involved. This girl who I've barely known for 2 hours is
the perfect girl for me, however the complication is she's
my weed dealers live-in GF. Of course, just like the rest,
she wants me. Now I just met this couple, and I'm pretty
sure if this guy catches me laying hose to his GF he'll
probably cut me off, and ruin the best supply of the finest
hydro bud, and best strain of "Arizona" weeds I have ever
had in my entire life! And this is special because it's so
clean and pure that 1) you require very little, and 2) what
you do inhale is so clean it's almost tasteless and
odorless. Now under normal circumstances I can keep "Mr
(Fred) Rogers" under control, however here's why this girl
stands out. She's at least half my age, that's always a big
turnon LOL. Next, she's about 5' tall, just the right
height <grinning>. About 100lbs, just right. Then she's a
natural blond, blue eyed, the MOST perfect body I ever saw.
In spite of her tiny stature, her breasts are large for her
frame, and her (_!_) small for her size. Best of all, she
is the nicest person you could ask to meat, um I mean meet.
If I could design the perfect woman, she'd be her. So what
do I do? Go for love, get cutoff, go straight and get this
monkee off my back? Stay quiet, suffering in a horrible,
tortured silence with "bud" as my only love? Or should I
just kill him, chop him up, bury him in the cellar, keep
the girl and the bud, and live happily everafter? Of course
he'd start to stink, I'd go bald and lose
get fat and pregnant (but not in that order) and loose her
looks, and I'd end up in prison for life. I'm just not sure
what to do, "Mr Rogers" really wants to visit a new
neighborhood...
