GW Bush joke

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Here's a good joke I recently heard:

Three micro-surgeons are talking. First one says, "They brought in a 14-year-old girl. Her hand was smashed in a car wreck. Broke every finger. Took me 12 hours but I put her hand back together and now, one year later, she's a concert pianist who's playing Carnegie Hall tonight."

Second surgeon says, "That's impressive. I had a patient who was skydiving. The parachute didn't open, he crushed both legs. Took me 16 hours but I put him back together, better than ever. This month, he won the Olympic Gold Medal in the 400 meter dash."

Third surgeon says, "Most commendable. But I had a patient who was out in West Texas, riding a horse, and the horse was blind and ran head on into a freight train. Nothing left to work with but a horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Took me 25 hours of surgery but I put him back together, and today he's president of the United States."

http://img59.exs.cx/img59/8047/Vatican.jpg

Here's a good joke I recently heard:

Three micro-surgeons are talking. First one says, "They brought in a 14-year-old girl. Her hand was smashed in a car wreck. Broke every finger. Took me 12 hours but I put her hand back together and now, one year later, she's a concert pianist who's playing Carnegie Hall tonight."

Second surgeon says, "That's impressive. I had a patient who was skydiving. The parachute didn't open, he crushed both legs. Took me 16 hours but I put him back together, better than ever. This month, he won the Olympic Gold Medal in the 400 meter dash."

Third surgeon says, "Most commendable. But I had a patient who was out in West Texas, riding a horse, and the horse was blind and ran head on into a freight train. Nothing left to work with but a horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Took me 25 hours of surgery but I put him back together, and today he's president of the United States."

http://img59.exs.cx/img59/8047/Vatican.jpg
Mayb some people might be interested in this one in the "bush or kerry" thread.

Nice,
I got one

Bush and his wife are gettin it on in his private jet when a 100 doller bill falls out of Bush's pocket. George picks it up and says stupidly "I got an Idea, I am goin to throw this out the windo and make one lucky person happy."
His wife replies, "why don't you throw 2 50 doller bills out the window and make 2 people happy"
Bush than proclaims "I am going to throw 5 $20 bills out the window and make 4 people happy"
The piolot walks out and tells them, "5 twnties getting thrown out the window would make 5 people happy, now why don't you throw yourselves out the window and make the whole world happy." :D