Support the Speeders Helmet Iniative Trust.

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Hi folks,

After all the hoo-ha about cycle helmets perhaps the best way forward
it to not try to beat them but to join them!

I am really concerned about all those deaths of car occupants from head
injuries, especially children. I am looking for a cycling celebrity who
will sponsor the development of a car-specific helmet (should look nice
in bright pink) and to help set up a campaign group seeking to make it
a criminal offence to drive a car without one.

Seeing the Free Masons help to fund 'Be-hit' (to the tune of £40,000)
I might even ask them for a few grand. All I need is a name for my
organisation and a tame and ill-informed MP who can go around making a
nuisance of themselves in the House. How about 'The Speeders Helmet
Initiative Trust' or 'S HIT' for short?

How could anyone object? Think of the children!

Seasons greeting.

Howard.

P.s. You thinks this is a mad idea? Take a look at this...
http://www.thudguard.co.uk/

[Tony B]

> P.s. You thinks this is a mad idea? Take a look at this...
> http://www.thudguard.co.uk/

Good grief. Still, as they say in the quotes, "Will make a valuable
contribution in a similar way to cycle helmets......."

Which sort of says it all really.

Wonder when I'll be commiting an offence, allowing my kids to develop
WITHOUT a thudguard? Or trackmitts, body armour, respirator...

The world has gone completely on it's ****.

Tony B

PS the thudguard's a joke, right??

[Tony W]

"Tony B" <tonySPAMTRAPbramah@involutedesign.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> Wonder when I'll be commiting an offence, allowing my kids to develop
> WITHOUT a thudguard? Or trackmitts, body armour, respirator...
>
> The world has gone completely on it's ****.

I thought that was why Pampers and Huggies are so large on the **** area --
to prevent bruising in those inevitable fast sit downs beloved of little
ones!!

T