Redneck Vacations

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Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy
Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a
vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little
different. The last few years, I took your advice about
where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I
went to Hawaii and Daisy May got pregnant. Then two years
ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,and Daisy May got
pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned
if Daisy May didn't get pregnant again." Luther asks Billy
Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Daisy May with me

Killer punch line. Loved it! :D