More about snakes

Moriarty

In Victoria, nearly all snakes longer than about 40cm, south of the Great
Dividing Range, are likely to be toxic to humans.

If you do see a snake near your house, keep an eye on it to see where it
goes, then call a licensed snake catcher, if necessary. The DSE Customer
Service Centre on 136 186 can supply the names of the nearest licensed snake
catchers.

dave

Moriarty wrote:
> In Victoria, nearly all snakes longer than about 40cm, south of the Great
> Dividing Range, are likely to be toxic to humans.
>
>
> If you do see a snake near your house, keep an eye on it to see where it
> goes, then call a licensed snake catcher, if necessary. The DSE Customer
> Service Centre on 136 186 can supply the names of the nearest licensed snake
> catchers.
>
>

Or just leave the bloody thing alone.

Incidently my experience is that snakes aint toxic. But they dont taste
like chicken either. They taste... like snake ;)

flyingdutch

Or just leave the bloody thing alone.

What he said

Incidently my experience is that snakes aint toxic. But they dont taste
like chicken either. They taste... like snake ;)

depends on how you cook em (never cooked one tho)

I was driving along with my uncle years back and he swerved to avoid one in the middle of the road. We looked back in the rear mirror but couldnt see the fella slink off.
Got back to the farm and i went to walk inside. Uncle was busy going round the wheel housings with a stick. I walked over jsut in time to almost walk into the huge feckin brownie he pulled out on the stick which had kicked up into the undercarriage somewhere. 'apparently' this aint an irregualr thing.

Good thing my bike dont have undercarriage :rolleyes:

Deest

[QUOTE=flyingdutch

Good thing my bike dont have undercarriage :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
Your bike don't have an undercarriage but you do!
I shall be poking under my saddle with a long stick after I next ride along the yarra trail.

(Now what's that funnly looking bike lock wrapped around my seatpost.....)

Resound

"dave" <dave@jeack.notmorespam.com.au> wrote in message
news:4361598b$1_1@news.melbourne.pipenetworks.com...
> Moriarty wrote:
>> In Victoria, nearly all snakes longer than about 40cm, south of the Great
>> Dividing Range, are likely to be toxic to humans.
>>
>>
>> If you do see a snake near your house, keep an eye on it to see where it
>> goes, then call a licensed snake catcher, if necessary. The DSE Customer
>> Service Centre on 136 186 can supply the names of the nearest licensed
>> snake catchers.
>
> Or just leave the bloody thing alone.
>
> Incidently my experience is that snakes aint toxic. But they dont taste
> like chicken either. They taste... like snake ;)

Probably be good smoked. :)

dave

Resound wrote:
> "dave" <dave@jeack.notmorespam.com.au> wrote in message
> news:4361598b$1_1@news.melbourne.pipenetworks.com...
>
>>Moriarty wrote:
>>
>>>In Victoria, nearly all snakes longer than about 40cm, south of the Great
>>>Dividing Range, are likely to be toxic to humans.
>>>
>>>
>>>If you do see a snake near your house, keep an eye on it to see where it
>>>goes, then call a licensed snake catcher, if necessary. The DSE Customer
>>>Service Centre on 136 186 can supply the names of the nearest licensed
>>>snake catchers.
>>
>>Or just leave the bloody thing alone.
>>
>>Incidently my experience is that snakes aint toxic. But they dont taste
>>like chicken either. They taste... like snake ;)
>
>
> Probably be good smoked. :)
>
>
Hmmm smoked snake :)

DaveB

Moriarty wrote:
> In Victoria, nearly all snakes longer than about 40cm, south of the Great
> Dividing Range, are likely to be toxic to humans.
>
>
> If you do see a snake near your house, keep an eye on it to see where it
> goes, then call a licensed snake catcher, if necessary. The DSE Customer
> Service Centre on 136 186 can supply the names of the nearest licensed snake
> catchers.
>
>

I was surprised to hear on the news last night that snake catchers have
to release the snake within 5kms of where they are found. Sounds to me
like all you're doing is pi$$ing off the snake with a long commute home.

It also mentioend Ivanhoe as one of Melbourne's snake hotpsots. I hate
that snake infested bike track section. :(

DaveB

GPLama

> In Victoria, nearly all snakes longer than about 40cm, south of the Great
> Dividing Range, are likely to be toxic to humans.
>

ahhhh... that explains why every woman I've 'done it' with has died soon
after...

cheers,
GPL

dave

flyingdutch wrote:
> dave Wrote:
>
>>Or just leave the bloody thing alone.
>>
>
>
> What he said
>
> dave Wrote:
>
>>Incidently my experience is that snakes aint toxic. But they dont
>>taste
>>like chicken either. They taste... like snake ;)
>
>
> depends on how you cook em (never cooked one tho)
>
> I was driving along with my uncle years back and he swerved to avoid
> one in the middle of the road. We looked back in the rear mirror but
> couldnt see the fella slink off.
> Got back to the farm and i went to walk inside. Uncle was busy going
> round the wheel housings with a stick. I walked over jsut in time to
> almost walk into the huge feckin brownie he pulled out on the stick
> which had kicked up into the undercarriage somewhere. 'apparently' this
> aint an irregualr thing.
>
> Good thing my bike dont have undercarriage :rolleyes:
>
>
Yeah it happened to my dad once. In the 60Å›

Out near millewa. He looked around after fishing it out, (and killing
it.. no conservationisat my dad_) to see the itallian tobacco farmers in
the next paddock climing the windbreak gum trees.

Cooked is best. If you can afford smoke.

dave

GPLama wrote:
>>In Victoria, nearly all snakes longer than about 40cm, south of the Great
>>Dividing Range, are likely to be toxic to humans.
>>
>
>
> ahhhh... that explains why every woman I've 'done it' with has died soon
> after...
>
>
> cheers,
> GPL
>
>
So we wont be setting you up with anyone we like then.

My evil ex is ....

:)

DaveB

flyingdutch wrote:
>
> I was driving along with my uncle years back and he swerved to avoid
> one in the middle of the road. We looked back in the rear mirror but
> couldnt see the fella slink off.
> Got back to the farm and i went to walk inside. Uncle was busy going
> round the wheel housings with a stick. I walked over jsut in time to
> almost walk into the huge feckin brownie he pulled out on the stick
> which had kicked up into the undercarriage somewhere. 'apparently' this
> aint an irregualr thing.
>
> Good thing my bike dont have undercarriage :rolleyes:
>

My Dad always reckoned you should lock up the brakes as you went over
them to break their backs and avoid the jumping. Although I suspect
locking up the brakes at speed may be more dangerous to you than the snake.

DaveB

GPLama

"DaveB" wrote in message ...
>
> My Dad always reckoned you should lock up the brakes as you went over them
> to break their backs and avoid the jumping. Although I suspect locking up
> the brakes at speed may be more dangerous to you than the snake.
>

So ABS was created by the snake lovers of this world.. grrrrr...

cheers
GPL

Marx SS

I wonder how the snakes feel about the pervailance of humans bumping off their relivitves during the summer for no apprant reason except for that they’re maybe scared or surprised.

Snakebite is not lethal in a majority of cases, although it can cause dicomfort & some degree of paraysis.

It’s good to leave them alone, they’re like koalas & Barry Humphries.

sinus

Snakebite is not lethal in a majority of cases, although it can cause dicomfort & some degree of paraysis.

As opposed to Goat, which causes comfort & some degree of paralysis.

TimC

On 2005-10-27, flyingdutch (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
> I was driving along with my uncle years back and he swerved to avoid
> one in the middle of the road. We looked back in the rear mirror but
> couldnt see the fella slink off.
> Got back to the farm and i went to walk inside. Uncle was busy going
> round the wheel housings with a stick. I walked over jsut in time to
> almost walk into the huge feckin brownie he pulled out on the stick
> which had kicked up into the undercarriage somewhere. 'apparently' this
> aint an irregualr thing.
>
> Good thing my bike dont have undercarriage :rolleyes:

But they have spokes:
http://groups.google.com/group/aus.bicycle/msg/e3fac71e233cc007?hl=en&

--
TimC
> cat ~/.signature
Passing cosmic ray (core dumped)

Marty

TimC

On 2005-10-28, Marx SS (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
> I wonder how the snakes feel about the pervailance of humans bumping off
> their relivitves during the summer for no apprant reason except for that
> they\222re maybe scared or surprised.

They probably just think they have gone to a secret 14 day
indoctrination camp.

--
TimC
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

Marty

DaveB wrote:
> flyingdutch wrote:
>
>>
>> I was driving along with my uncle years back and he swerved to avoid
>> one in the middle of the road. We looked back in the rear mirror but
>> couldnt see the fella slink off.
>> Got back to the farm and i went to walk inside. Uncle was busy going
>> round the wheel housings with a stick. I walked over jsut in time to
>> almost walk into the huge feckin brownie he pulled out on the stick
>> which had kicked up into the undercarriage somewhere. 'apparently' this
>> aint an irregualr thing.
>>
>> Good thing my bike dont have undercarriage :rolleyes:
>>
>
> My Dad always reckoned you should lock up the brakes as you went over
> them to break their backs and avoid the jumping. Although I suspect
> locking up the brakes at speed may be more dangerous to you than the snake.
>
> DaveB

It's best to do nothing. A freind of mine swerved to avoid a snake and
rolled the car. He was killed and the other three occupants of the car
were badly injured.

Marty

RoadRunner

Marty wrote:
> It's best to do nothing. A freind of mine swerved to avoid a snake and
> rolled the car and He was killed.

if the dumb ass was not driving in the bike lane and on the road
he would not be DEAD. HEHE

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