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Anne Robinson in the Daily Telegraph today.
"The important historical fact they are probably going home with is that Diana, Princess of Wales
occasionally ate at the restaurant opposite. More life-saving and instructive would be for them to
know that, in Red Ken's London, cyclists are the new royalty. And as such they regard traffic
signs, especially No Entry ones, as decoration only. So should Wilbur and Jenny from
Moosedroppings, Nebraska, step off the pavement, they risk being mowed down by one of Ken's friends
coming the wrong way.
Ken's friends, incidentally, have about four brisk standard morning greetings: "F---", "F--- you",
"A-------" or "A-------" (twice)."
>Anne Robinson in the Daily Telegraph today.
What do you expect, apparently she's a mate of the woolly-haired w*nker Clarkson. She's even been on
his Top Tosser programme.
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John's Cat deftly scribbled:
> Anne Robinson in the Daily Telegraph today.
> So should Wilbur and Jenny from Moosedroppings, Nebraska, step off the pavement, they risk being
> mowed down by one of Ken's friends coming the wrong way.
I suggest anyone who steps off a pavement into the road is probably well on the way for a Darwin ..
no matter what hits them .. And if it *is* Wilbur and Jenny from Moosedroppings, Nebraska how the
hell do they know which way to look ? No-one ever walks anywhere in Nebraska .. ;)
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On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 10:37:21 +0100, John's Cat <johns-cat@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Ken's friends, incidentally, have about four brisk standard morning greetings: "F---", "F--- you",
>"A-------" or "A-------" (twice)."
And if you saw Anne Robinson wouldn't /you/ shout obscenities at the poisonous cow?
Guy
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"John's Cat" <johns-cat@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Anne Robinson in the Daily Telegraph today.
>
>
> "The important historical fact they are probably going home with is that Diana, Princess of Wales
> occasionally ate at the restaurant opposite. More life-saving and instructive would be for them to
> know that, in Red Ken's London, cyclists are the new royalty. And as such they regard traffic
> signs, especially No Entry ones, as decoration only. So should Wilbur and Jenny from
> Moosedroppings, Nebraska, step off the pavement, they risk being mowed down by one of Ken's
> friends coming the wrong way.
Ken's friends, incidentally, have about four brisk standard morning greetings: "F---", "F--- you",
"A-------" or "A-------" (twice)."
I heard on the radio last night that the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea where AR lives has
the highest density of population in the EU, so you can imagine that on hot summer days, with
1000's of tourists, large Beemers and Mercs looking for parking spaces, congestion charges, traffic
wardens and "lycra louts" there will be a certain amount of loss of raggage going on.
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In news:jmuqfv0cpebra0qofm1b5vunekksm0tbc2@4ax.com, Just zis Guy, you know?
<guy.chapman@spamcop.net> typed:
>
> And if you saw Anne Robinson wouldn't /you/ shout obscenities at the poisonous cow?
>
Nice to know tolerance and liberalism are alive and well in urc ;-)
Tony
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On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 12:31:40 +0100, "Simon Mason" <simon@simonmason.karoo.co.uk> wrote:
>I heard on the radio last night that the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea where AR lives has
>the highest density of population in the EU,
And la Robinson is so dense she is responsible for about 50% of that on her own ;-)
Guy
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> off the pavement, they risk being mowed down by one of Ken's friends coming the wrong way.
Remember the old days, when people always said "look both ways before crossing the road" ? Nice to
see now days that doesn't apply on one-way roads. Obviously the cyclists fault as cars never reverse
on one-way streets. This woman cracks me up. I don't think anyones paying attention to her are they?
"John's Cat" <johns-cat@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Anne Robinson in the Daily Telegraph today.
>
. And as such
> they regard traffic signs, especially No Entry ones, as decoration only. So should Wilbur and
> Jenny from Moosedroppings, Nebraska, step off the pavement, they risk being mowed down by one of
> Ken's friends coming the wrong way.
>
Can't see why cyclists should not obey the rules of the road like any other traffic.
Toby
On Sat, 28 Jun, Toby Sleigh <tr@sleigh.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>
> Can't see why cyclists should not obey the rules of the road like any other traffic.
They do. Actually, they obey it rather better than most. Compare (for example) the annual road
traffic speed statistics with any incidence of cyclists breaking any traffic rule you care to.
regards, Ian SMith
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"Toby Sleigh" <tr@sleigh.freeserve.co.uk> writes:
>"John's Cat" <johns-cat@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>> Anne Robinson in the Daily Telegraph today.
>. And as such
>> they regard traffic signs, especially No Entry ones, as decoration only. So should Wilbur and
>> Jenny from Moosedroppings, Nebraska, step off the pavement, they risk being mowed down by one of
>> Ken's friends coming the wrong way.
>Can't see why cyclists should not obey the rules of the road like any other traffic.
"Hey, you just stepped off the pavement without looking both ways!"
"Of course I did. Didn't you notice this is a one way street? So the only way I'm going to get hit
is if some moron is breaking a road traffic regulation. Now, how likely is that?"
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"Johnny Klunk" <johnnyklunk@:rem0ve-this:johnnyklunk.com> wrote in message
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>
> Remember the old days, when people always said "look both ways before crossing the road" ? Nice to
> see now days that doesn't apply on one-way roads. Obviously the cyclists fault as cars never
> reverse on one-way streets.
one evening last week WVM abused me -- providing me with the surplus information that 'my' lane was
on the other side of the road and that I should *expletive deleted* get in it.
He seemed bemused when I told him it was a contraflow cycle lane for people coming the other way and
that I was in the correct lane.
To help prove my point an old codger on a sit up & beg rolled on by.
:)
"Toby Sleigh" <tr@sleigh.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> >
> Can't see why cyclists should not obey the rules of the road like any
other
> traffic.
No other bugger seems obeys the rules. But I agree -- cyclists should.
On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 12:24:35 +0100, "Just zis Guy, you know?" <guy.chapman@spamcop.net> wrote:
>On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 10:37:21 +0100, John's Cat <johns-cat@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Ken's friends, incidentally, have about four brisk standard morning greetings: "F---", "F--- you",
>>"A-------" or "A-------" (twice)."
>
>And if you saw Anne Robinson wouldn't /you/ shout obscenities at the poisonous cow?
>
If she doesn't like it, she could always go back to living in a bottle.
John's Cat wrote:
> Anne Robinson in the Daily Telegraph today.
>
>
> "The important historical fact they are probably going home with is that Diana, Princess of Wales
> occasionally ate at the restaurant opposite. More life-saving and instructive would be for them to
> know that, in Red Ken's London, cyclists are the new royalty. And as such they regard traffic
> signs, especially No Entry ones, as decoration only. So should Wilbur and Jenny from
> Moosedroppings, Nebraska, step off the pavement, they risk being mowed down by one of Ken's
> friends coming the wrong way.
>
> Ken's friends, incidentally, have about four brisk standard morning greetings: "F---", "F--- you",
> "A-------" or "A-------" (twice)."
Well, what do you expect from that f---ing a-------? Seriously, as they say, though, I find
wrong way cyclists, footpath/pavement cyclists, red-light-jumping cyclists etc a real pain in
the saddle-sore. They give us all a bad name, and if I'm waiting at the lights, they can bloody
well wait too!
--
Martin Bulmer "Mixless Foot Persuasion"
"Martin Bulmer" <martin@bulmers4.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> John's Cat wrote:
> > Anne Robinson in the Daily Telegraph today.
> >
> >
> > "The important historical fact they are probably going home with is that Diana, Princess of
> > Wales occasionally ate at the restaurant opposite. More life-saving and instructive would be for
> > them to know that, in Red Ken's London, cyclists are the new royalty. And as such they regard
> > traffic signs, especially No Entry ones, as decoration only. So should Wilbur and Jenny from
> > Moosedroppings, Nebraska, step off the pavement, they risk being mowed down by one of Ken's
> > friends coming the wrong way.
> >
> > Ken's friends, incidentally, have about four brisk standard morning greetings: "F---", "F---
> > you", "A-------" or "A-------" (twice)."
>
> Well, what do you expect from that f---ing a-------? Seriously, as they say, though, I find wrong
> way cyclists,
footpath/pavement
> cyclists, red-light-jumping cyclists etc a real pain in the saddle-sore. They give us all a bad
> name, and if I'm waiting at the lights, they can bloody well wait too!
>
> Martin Bulmer "Mixless Foot Persuasion"
It's time for that good old 'there are people who ride bikes and there are cyclists....'....line
again ;-) Dave.
Martin Bulmer <martin@bulmers4.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>Seriously, as they say, though, I find wrong way cyclists, footpath/pavement cyclists,
>red-light-jumping cyclists etc a real pain in the saddle-sore. They give us all a bad name, and if
>I'm waiting at the lights, they can bloody well wait too!
'sright.
And to add insult to, errm, insult, the red light jumpers are usually the wobbly, dithering people
you just overtook.
So once the lights change they get in your way all over again...
Pete. i am a hypocrite when it comes to empty pelican crossings though
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