Roadswag
After 4 years of taunting and fabricating consipiriciesies, the French government commissioned
studies of Lance's behavioral traits. These studies indicated his preponderance toward an
aggressive outlet, namely thrashing his fellow tour rivals on whatever climb hurt the most or
demoralizing them on races against the clock. As a last resort, this year, the French public
resorted to a conscious effort of being nice to the 4 time Tour champion, in an effort to lull the
potentially violent beast to sleep.
Irony: How different this Tour would have been today if Lance had crushed his [now] missing nut on
the top tube after pulling his foot out of the pedal.
studies of Lance's behavioral traits. These studies indicated his preponderance toward an
aggressive outlet, namely thrashing his fellow tour rivals on whatever climb hurt the most or
demoralizing them on races against the clock. As a last resort, this year, the French public
resorted to a conscious effort of being nice to the 4 time Tour champion, in an effort to lull the
potentially violent beast to sleep.
Irony: How different this Tour would have been today if Lance had crushed his [now] missing nut on
the top tube after pulling his foot out of the pedal.
