Obstructions

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On Jun 3, 1:13 am, carlfo...@comcast.net wrote:
> Some recent obstructions remind me not to complain too much about that
> annoying traffic light on my daily ride. Most them expand in Explorer
> if you click on the lower right. None of them are squirrels or dogs.
>
> Absolutely limp, motionless, and hoping that it won't be noticed,
> stretched across the path:http://i11.tinypic.com/52fvkno.jpg
>
> Obviously, it _was_ noticed, but my first attempt at one-handed
> photography is embarrassingly fuzzy:
>
> http://i15.tinypic.com/4utq8mh.jpg
>
> This unharmed idiot was sunbathing on the path a few days later. The
> one-handed focus is better, but a more intelligent photographer would
> have checked that his automatic shutter had opened all the way:
>
> http://i15.tinypic.com/6ccz2iw.jpg
>
> Another unharmed idiot, caught a few minutes later, also sunbathing on
> the path:http://i10.tinypic.com/673ty4n.jpg
>
> This poor foot-long devil was still alive, but couldn't rattle, coil,
> crawl, or hiss, so I had to put it out of its misery. (Handling this
> kind is foolish--most fatal bites in the U.S. involve the head or neck
> and a bizarre religious belief that rattlers won't resent handling.)
> At first I thought that a car had hit it, but it was almost undamaged.
> The fatal wound, an ugly, unseen gash on the far side of its neck,
> probably came from a beak:http://i13.tinypic.com/53rtreu.jpg
>
> These two camera hogs were too big for one-handed photography. The
> first is about three feet long, the second about four feet long:http://i6.tinypic.com/4ztygba.jpghttp://i18.tinypic.com/4xqogfs.jpg
>
> This nitwit was playing why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road, as they
> often do, and finally ran over my shoe. They have a disconcerting
> habit of near-sightedly charging at you instead of fleeing:http://i16.tinypic.com/5z6l5y8.jpg
>
> Here's his little brother, next to a bottle of bug repellant:http://i9.tinypic.com/4uxcfa1.jpg
>
> These three adults just stood there, while the two recently born kids
> ran happily back and forth past them. The second kid is just visible
> between the middle and right hand adults:http://i13.tinypic.com/6g1xe1s.jpg
>
> One kid has already zoomed past the left edge of the picture. The
> other is following:http://i14.tinypic.com/5z20k09.jpg
>
> If you look closely, you can see the other kid, now running back the
> other way, its head just past its sibling's tail:http://i7.tinypic.com/4muhbbl.jpg
>
> And now it's raced back the other way, past all three adults:http://i7.tinypic.com/4yhvh42.jpg
>
> These two versions of four horns have already been posted, but you
> might as well see them again if you've browsed this far:http://i8.tinypic.com/4yjyjvn.jpghttp://i7.tinypic.com/4y7cbgx.jpg
>
> Finally, here's about ten pounds of expectant mother, a bit bigger
> than a bike helmet. Inflamed by a thunderstorm, she foolishly dug a
> nest this afternoon at the edge of a sandy but poorly drained two-rut
> road, fifteen feet from her marsh:http://i12.tinypic.com/6gxpi1g.jpg
>
> Tails are often broken or truncated, but this tail is pristine, ready
> for the show ring. (Yes, I once kept them as pets, but no, there are
> no formal best-of-show competitions.)http://i13.tinypic.com/4zvf9nb.jpg
>
> Excellent shell, little moss, no leeches, no holes:http://i17.tinypic.com/6434ia9.jpg
>
> The tail has been moved to one side to show to advantage, while the
> eye catches the camera flash:http://i8.tinypic.com/5y9huds.jpg
>
> Cheers,
>
> CarlFogel

The crowd today was sparse and betrayed little enthusiasm, but at
least stayed at the edge of the course:

http://i16.tinypic.com/4m7j6te.jpg

http://i14.tinypic.com/4mv6gpy.jpg

A glove dropped nearby for scale caused the crowd to hop into the
brush.

Later, a thinner spectator was seized and warned not to wriggle across
the course in front of the peloton:

http://i19.tinypic.com/4kee9hl.jpg

Left-handed photography is awkard, so things are fuzzy. Even in focus,
the picture would be deceptive, since thumbs are rarely as thick as
wrists.

Cheers,

Carl Fogel

On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:15:27 -0700, carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:

[snip]

A real obstruction, blown down by fierce winds:

http://i14.tinypic.com/642i3oj.jpg

But the wind had some help:

http://i12.tinypic.com/4y79i52.jpg

Here's the lumberjack's late relative:

http://i15.tinypic.com/54og1vo.jpg

Cheers,

Carl Fogel

On Wed, 18 Jul 2007 20:40:45 -0600, carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:

>On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:15:27 -0700, carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:
>
>[snip]
>
>A real obstruction, blown down by fierce winds:
>
>http://i14.tinypic.com/642i3oj.jpg

Those were some fierce winds to blow your bike upside down like that.

Ron

On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:15:27 -0700, carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:

[snip]

A flash flood left some large puddles and even larger mounds of mud
and gravel near my daily ride, along with a handsome gimme-cap.

Here's what I first thought might be a small bullfrog when I noticed
it out of the corner of my eye, darting away in a big puddle:

http://i14.tinypic.com/4pnkokm.jpg

As you can see, the claws have as usual grown faster than the body:

http://i8.tinypic.com/4lxktht.jpg

Here it holds the cap in the air at arm level:

http://i7.tinypic.com/662zzbc.jpg

I'm _almost_ sure that the claw tip wouldn't penetrate a 700c tire,
even if you ran over it at an awkward angle.

Cheers,

Carl Fogel

On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:15:27 -0700, carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:

>On Jun 3, 1:13 am, carlfo...@comcast.net wrote:
>> Some recent obstructions remind me not to complain too much about that
>> annoying traffic light on my daily ride. Most them expand in Explorer
>> if you click on the lower right. None of them are squirrels or dogs.
>>
>> Absolutely limp, motionless, and hoping that it won't be noticed,
>> stretched across the path:
>> http://i11.tinypic.com/52fvkno.jpg
>>
>> Obviously, it _was_ noticed, but my first attempt at one-handed
>> photography is embarrassingly fuzzy:
>>
>> http://i15.tinypic.com/4utq8mh.jpg
>>
>> This unharmed idiot was sunbathing on the path a few days later. The
>> one-handed focus is better, but a more intelligent photographer would
>> have checked that his automatic shutter had opened all the way:
>>
>> http://i15.tinypic.com/6ccz2iw.jpg
>>
>> Another unharmed idiot, caught a few minutes later, also sunbathing on
>> the path:
>> http://i10.tinypic.com/673ty4n.jpg
>>
>> This poor foot-long devil was still alive, but couldn't rattle, coil,
>> crawl, or hiss, so I had to put it out of its misery. (Handling this
>> kind is foolish--most fatal bites in the U.S. involve the head or neck
>> and a bizarre religious belief that rattlers won't resent handling.)
>> At first I thought that a car had hit it, but it was almost undamaged.
>> The fatal wound, an ugly, unseen gash on the far side of its neck,
>> probably came from a beak:
>> http://i13.tinypic.com/53rtreu.jpg
>>
>> These two camera hogs were too big for one-handed photography. The
>> first is about three feet long, the second about four feet long:
>> http://i6.tinypic.com/4ztygba.jpghttp://i18.tinypic.com/4xqogfs.jpg
>>
>> This nitwit was playing why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road, as they
>> often do, and finally ran over my shoe. They have a disconcerting
>> habit of near-sightedly charging at you instead of fleeing:
>> http://i16.tinypic.com/5z6l5y8.jpg
>>
>> Here's his little brother, next to a bottle of bug repellant:
>> http://i9.tinypic.com/4uxcfa1.jpg
>>
>> These three adults just stood there, while the two recently born kids
>> ran happily back and forth past them. The second kid is just visible
>> between the middle and right hand adults:
>> http://i13.tinypic.com/6g1xe1s.jpg
>>
>> One kid has already zoomed past the left edge of the picture. The
>> other is following:
>> http://i14.tinypic.com/5z20k09.jpg
>>
>> If you look closely, you can see the other kid, now running back the
>> other way, its head just past its sibling's tail:
>> http://i7.tinypic.com/4muhbbl.jpg
>>
>> And now it's raced back the other way, past all three adults:
>> http://i7.tinypic.com/4yhvh42.jpg
>>
>> These two versions of four horns have already been posted, but you
>> might as well see them again if you've browsed this far:
>> http://i8.tinypic.com/4yjyjvn.jpghttp://i7.tinypic.com/4y7cbgx.jpg
>>
>> Finally, here's about ten pounds of expectant mother, a bit bigger
>> than a bike helmet. Inflamed by a thunderstorm, she foolishly dug a
>> nest this afternoon at the edge of a sandy but poorly drained two-rut
>> road, fifteen feet from her marsh:
>> http://i12.tinypic.com/6gxpi1g.jpg
>>
>> Tails are often broken or truncated, but this tail is pristine, ready
>> for the show ring. (Yes, I once kept them as pets, but no, there are
>> no formal best-of-show competitions.)
>> http://i13.tinypic.com/4zvf9nb.jpg
>>
>> Excellent shell, little moss, no leeches, no holes:
>> http://i17.tinypic.com/6434ia9.jpg
>>
>> The tail has been moved to one side to show to advantage, while the
>> eye catches the camera flash:
>> http://i8.tinypic.com/5y9huds.jpg
>>
>> Cheers,
>>
>> Carl Fogel

The obstruction in this post had foolishly wandered a mile up from the
reservoir after a recent thunderstorm and found itself stranded in a
bare, dry shale gully.

Not knowing what else to do, it wedged itself head-first into a rocky
hole the size of a 5-gallon bucket, where there was still some water,
and wondered where all the water had gone.

Since a new thunderstorm was soaking me and threatening to bury the
obstruction alive under the debris of a gully-washer, I took no
pictures at the scene.

Instead, I pulled and tugged until the obstruction reluctantly let go
of its ill-chosen refuge, carried it home, and kept it overnight.

Here it is in a 25 X 19 mortar tub with an 18-inch ruler:

http://i13.tinypic.com/53sdipy.jpg

This shows the well-healed edge of the shell to the right of the tail,
where the normal saw-tooth pattern is gone:

http://i17.tinypic.com/68bgg47.jpg

Here's a coy three-quarter profile, showing the camouflaged eye, tiny
nostrils, and absurdly small beak-hook:

http://i14.tinypic.com/61w9qmw.jpg

As these clips show, the obstruction reacts to being placed in the
comfort of shallow water like Eddie Merckx being placed on a trainer:

http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=4qyfr6x

http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=4uvpjex

The obstruction is ten inches wide at the hips, fond of crayfish, and
now living the large pond filling an abandoned gravel pit.

Cheers,

Carl Fogel

On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:15:27 -0700, carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:

[snip]

The lone spectator at the daily Tour de Pueblo seems unimpressed
moments after I swerved around it:

http://i12.tinypic.com/53r9nv9.jpg

Moments after the next picture, the spectator leapt over the seated
photographer's right leg, leaving liquid evidence of what frightened
amphibians do to reduce non-rotating weight:

http://i16.tinypic.com/4ujthn8.jpg

Earlier on the weekend, this familiar obstruction lay motionless in
the brush, exercising its first line of defense and hoping that its
feeble imitation of a hognose snake would let it escape my notice:

http://i9.tinypic.com/6gtbg5s.jpg

Its reluctance to wriggle away let me walk around it, take off my
gloves, and grab its tail, about four feet from the head. It switched
to its second line of defense, hissing and striking and vibrating its
tail in my hand in a furious imitation of a rattlesnake:

http://i17.tinypic.com/5yvdi6v.jpg

It calmed down after I trapped its head gently under one shoe, grabbed
it by the neck with my other hand, and gave it something to coil
around:

http://i16.tinypic.com/6cptwef.jpg

Having posed, it was released and fell back on its third set of
tactics, slithering off under the nearest juniper:

http://i16.tinypic.com/5yhlzqe.jpg

Cheers,

Carl Fogel

On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:15:27 -0700, carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:

[snip]

Next to the road today, a red-tailed obstruction was perched on one of
the stern signs posted to keep terrorists off the dam at the Pueblo
Reservoir:

http://i10.tinypic.com/4t903tv.jpg

The foothills rising to the left turn into Pikes Peak.

The obstruction let me approach with my head down, so the next picture
looking upward while sitting next to the road includes some of the
roadside weeds:

http://i16.tinypic.com/6azj37s.jpg

When I crept closer, a sunflower crept into the frame:

http://i19.tinypic.com/5xxzdlc.jpg

Alas, an even closer shot auto-focussed on the damned weeds, with the
sunflower up in one corner:

http://i18.tinypic.com/5z5c506.jpg

Here's one of the items on the obstruction's menu, a checkered
whiptail:

http://i15.tinypic.com/4l5bo8k.jpg

Whiptails skitter off the bike path so fast that it's hard to get a
picture of them.

Cheers,

Carl Fogel

On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:15:27 -0700, carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:

[snip]

The daily 10% chance of afternoon or evening thunderstorms caught and
soaked me on the bike path.

It also caught Lord Nelson, below, who I hope will serve as breeder
stock for the toad herd at Fogel Labs:

http://i11.tinypic.com/4l60yms.jpg

Why he was sitting on the bike path in the rain with his left hand
missing is a mystery.

Unlike Hardy, I declined to kiss him; unlike his namesake, he lost his
left arm, not his right; and unlike Trafalgar, it all ended happily,
with him released in the garden, where his missing limb will be a
minor nuisance.

Should Lady Hamilton find his honorable wound irresistible (she lives
in the corner by the car-port), the back yard may soon swarm with tiny
Horatias.

Cheers,

Carl Fogel

On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 21:12:50 -0600, carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:

>On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:15:27 -0700, carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:
>
>[snip]
>
>The daily 10% chance of afternoon or evening thunderstorms caught and
>soaked me on the bike path.
>
>It also caught Lord Nelson, below, who I hope will serve as breeder
>stock for the toad herd at Fogel Labs:
>
>http://i11.tinypic.com/4l60yms.jpg
>
>Why he was sitting on the bike path in the rain with his left hand
>missing is a mystery.
>
>Unlike Hardy, I declined to kiss him; unlike his namesake, he lost his
>left arm, not his right; and unlike Trafalgar, it all ended happily,
>with him released in the garden, where his missing limb will be a
>minor nuisance.
>
>Should Lady Hamilton find his honorable wound irresistible (she lives
>in the corner by the car-port), the back yard may soon swarm with tiny
>Horatias.
>
>Cheers,
>
>Carl Fogel

By coincidence, today's obstruction is a distant relative of Lord
Nelson, judging by his missing two legs. Luckily, he can afford to
lose two legs more easily than most creatures, and eventually crept
off the highway into the grass.

Here's a view from the bottom, after a wind gust upended him:

http://i17.tinypic.com/4ka9q1z.jpg

A more normal view from the top:

http://i12.tinypic.com/61tgsaw.jpg

For anyone wondering if the obstruction's eight-armed mother was
involved in a sordid affair with a ten-armed squid, the two small
"legs" in the front are not really legs--those are a tarantula's
impressive pedipalps.

Cheers,

Carl Fogel

On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:15:27 -0700, carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:

[snip]

This evening, I was toiling up the road next to the dam at the Pueblo
Reservoir about an hour before sunset with no traffic.

Half-way to the top of the dam, a large, dark butterfly began pacing
me, flying next to me on the other side of the center stripe, a foot
or two higher than my head.

It was quite large for a butterfly, its flight was a bit heavier than
a butterfly's normal airy fluttering, and it was rather dark for a
butterfly.

After a few moments, I realized that this obstruction was no butterfly
and that I hadn't the ghost of a chance of stopping, getting my camera
out, and taking a picture.

So I just kept pedalling up the road and enjoyed the show until the
slowly fluttering predator crossed in front of me, flapped up the
slope of the dam, and disappeared into the setting sun.

Here's what it looks like when it poses for other people:

http://www.azgfd.gov/w_c/edits/images/pipihesp.jpg

It looks much darker when it flies because its bare wings are black
and much bigger than the blondish body when unfolded.

My neck of the woods is the extreme northern edge of the range of
Pipistrellus hesperus. It's fond of dams, probably because the
shoreline provides a belt of tasty insects, and often flies before
dusk.

Years ago, I trotted back and forth along the flagstone-lined bank of
a much smaller dam, up in the mountains at San Isabel, chasing the
same creature. That I could keep up with it on foot tells you just how
slowly it flies. That one grew tired and landed several times on the
rocks and even let me gently poke at its incredibly tiny hind claws
with a twig before it flew off again.

Cheers,

Carl Fogel

On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:15:27 -0700, carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:

Someone forgot to clean the course after the hail hit the cottonwoods
yesterday, which left the normally bare path up the Arkansas River
looking like a feeble wooden imitation of Paris-Roubaix, with branches
and inch-thick chunks of bark hiding amidst the leaves:

http://i14.tinypic.com/4qsre6s.jpg

http://i13.tinypic.com/5yj9w6c.jpg

http://i17.tinypic.com/4l62f5s.jpg

Maybe the fellows who sweep the route of the Tour de France are idle
and willing to work cheap?

Cheers,

Carl Fogel

On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:15:27 -0700, carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:

[snip]

Only a panic-stricken bunny-hop saved today's obstruction.

I wasn't paying enough attention on a cloudy afternoon and mistook it
for a branch or some other debris left on the bike path by a recent
hailstorm.

Cursing the four-foot-long obstruction for lying limp and still across
the bike path in hopes of not being seen, I stopped and went back to
see if I'd managed to avoid killing it.

By the time I got my camera out, it had curled up a bit:

http://i11.tinypic.com/4yi2ssm.jpg

Honest, it was a lot harder to see when I was coming the other way at
about 20 mph.

While I swatted mosquitoes and looked for a branch to pin its head,
the obstruction curled up more:

http://i5.tinypic.com/4z09fcz.jpg

I shooed it off the path, where its camouflage makes more sense:

http://i15.tinypic.com/4vrd340.jpg

Then I pinned it, grabbed it by the neck, and practiced my one-handed
photography, but the obstruction was so long that the coils on my
elbow and upper arm are completely out of the frame:

http://i5.tinypic.com/4xm8eis.jpg

And here's the stupid obstruction, off the path and showing that its
camouflage works fine against a natural background:

http://i9.tinypic.com/61mwqjs.jpg

I wish they'd lie length-wise down the path instead of draping
themselves across it at right angles.

Cheers,

Carl Fogel

In article <2svmd3l4aooec0944poqtqlenfp2i5rka2@4ax.com>,
<carlfogel@comcast.net> wrote:

> Then I pinned it, grabbed it by the neck, and practiced my one-handed
> photography, but the obstruction was so long that the coils on my
> elbow and upper arm are completely out of the frame:
>
> http://i5.tinypic.com/4xm8eis.jpg


Lotsa questions. Pin it with what? How did you get close enough without
the snake striking to immobilize it? There's no rattle, what kind of
snake is this?

On Mon, 03 Sep 2007 02:22:01 -0400, Luke <lucasiragusa@rogers.com>
wrote:

>In article <2svmd3l4aooec0944poqtqlenfp2i5rka2@4ax.com>,
><carlfogel@comcast.net> wrote:
>
>> Then I pinned it, grabbed it by the neck, and practiced my one-handed
>> photography, but the obstruction was so long that the coils on my
>> elbow and upper arm are completely out of the frame:
>>
>> http://i5.tinypic.com/4xm8eis.jpg
>
>
>Lotsa questions. Pin it with what? How did you get close enough without
>the snake striking to immobilize it? There's no rattle, what kind of
>snake is this?

Dear Luke,

With a little experience, the snakes around here are fairly easy to
catch. This one is a harmless bullsnake, a common sight east of the
Rockies, often mistaken for a rattler.

I pinned this one with the branch that I mentioned looking for, about
two feet long. Like most snakes, bullsnakes don't strike at a branch.
They're not terribly bright, but they're smart enough not to attack
wooden sticks.

You prod and push, the bullsnake tends to curve around the stick, you
press the neck gently against the ground, and then you grab the snake,
just behind the stick.

The larger the snake, the easier you can grab it behind the head.
Small snakes are much trickier. Even a short length of free neck may
let a small snake turn enough to bite you.

I grabbed this bullsnake because it's fun to catch them, because I
hope that it scares them enough to stay the hell off the path, and
because I had to check it to make sure that my careless bunny-hop had
been successful. Fortunately, it was unhurt, so I was able to let it
go instead of putting it out of its misery.

Alas, I've never interrupted a snake in the middle of a meal. A few
days ago, a friend sent me this picture of a garter snake having lunch
with a field mouse:

http://i8.tinypic.com/4m1zaco.jpg

He and his wife happened on the scene while hiking. The bullsnake that
I grabbed today does the same thing with the ground squirrels that run
back and forth across the bike path.

Cheersssss,

Carl Fogel

On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:15:27 -0700, carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:

[snip]

This obstruction had the grace to lie in plain sight on a sunny
evening and waited while I stopped, walked back, and took a picture:

http://i9.tinypic.com/4yj6hlg.jpg

It's a good example of just how limp a motionless bullsnake lies when
hoping not to be noticed.

I put the camera down and grabbed the bullsnake by the tail, which it
vibrated in imitation of a rattlesnake, but I had a fearful time
avoiding its outraged attempts to bite me with its gaping jaws because
its head was only about the size of my little finger. Small snakes are
harder to grab.

Eventually I won, practiced my one-handed photography, and let it
slither off into the weeds, hopefully never to bask on the bike path
again.

Regrettably, my one-handed photography skills need work, since I cut
the head off the bullsnake in both pictures:

http://i17.tinypic.com/6g1p828.jpg

http://i19.tinypic.com/5zmktiw.jpg

A magpie was probably what tried to cut the head off this poor devil,
posing next to an 18-inch ruler:

http://i3.tinypic.com/5yb74fq.jpg

It was a full-grown two-foot smooth green snake, somewhat rare in
Colorado. I saw it lying in the gutter close enough to home that I
went back and picked it up while walking my dog.

In my neighborhood, uneaten snakes with neck wounds like this are
usually the work of the magpies that are slowly returning after West
Nile virus wiped them out a few years ago. Mapgies are charming birds
in many ways, but they kill any snake near their nests, usually
without bothering to eat their victims, even though the local snakes
neither climb trees nor eat eggs--I've seen magpies kill garter snakes
in my back yard, leave the corpses on the walk, and flap back up to
their nests.

Cheers,

Carl Fogel

In article <e214e3t718ko1ppkvrabu1gof48t2nlh46@4ax.com>,
carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:

> On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:15:27 -0700, carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:

> A magpie was probably what tried to cut the head off this poor devil,
> posing next to an 18-inch ruler:
>
> http://i3.tinypic.com/5yb74fq.jpg
>
> It was a full-grown two-foot smooth green snake, somewhat rare in
> Colorado. I saw it lying in the gutter close enough to home that I
> went back and picked it up while walking my dog.

Being the kind of nerd I am, I was even more interested in exploring the
rich data contained in the background of that photo:

-Carl likes Vivaldi a lot
-Carl is googling smooth green snakes
-Carl has a notepad from the "Army Reserve Health Care Team"
-Carl uses Internet Explorer, and it looks like version 6 still.
-Carl keeps the phone number for his local sheriff by his computer.

> In my neighborhood, uneaten snakes with neck wounds like this are
> usually the work of the magpies that are slowly returning after West
> Nile virus wiped them out a few years ago. Mapgies are charming birds
> in many ways, but they kill any snake near their nests,

I was in Greece recently, and the most common reptile, by far, were some
sort of lizard that ranged in size from about 5 cm to 25 cm, tip to
tail, but often missing the tail.

--
Ryan Cousineau rcousine@sfu.ca http://www.wiredcola.com/
"I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

On Sat, 08 Sep 2007 05:10:41 GMT, Ryan Cousineau <rcousine@sfu.ca>
wrote:

>In article <e214e3t718ko1ppkvrabu1gof48t2nlh46@4ax.com>,
> carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:15:27 -0700, carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:
>
>> A magpie was probably what tried to cut the head off this poor devil,
>> posing next to an 18-inch ruler:
>>
>> http://i3.tinypic.com/5yb74fq.jpg
>>
>> It was a full-grown two-foot smooth green snake, somewhat rare in
>> Colorado. I saw it lying in the gutter close enough to home that I
>> went back and picked it up while walking my dog.
>
>Being the kind of nerd I am, I was even more interested in exploring the
>rich data contained in the background of that photo:
>
>-Carl likes Vivaldi a lot
>-Carl is googling smooth green snakes
>-Carl has a notepad from the "Army Reserve Health Care Team"
>-Carl uses Internet Explorer, and it looks like version 6 still.
>-Carl keeps the phone number for his local sheriff by his computer.
>
>> In my neighborhood, uneaten snakes with neck wounds like this are
>> usually the work of the magpies that are slowly returning after West
>> Nile virus wiped them out a few years ago. Mapgies are charming birds
>> in many ways, but they kill any snake near their nests,
>
>I was in Greece recently, and the most common reptile, by far, were some
>sort of lizard that ranged in size from about 5 cm to 25 cm, tip to
>tail, but often missing the tail.

Dear Ryan,

Dashiell Hammett recalled a somewhat similar case in his memoirs of
his years as a Pinkerton's detective:

"21. The chief of police of a Southern city once gave me a description
of a man, complete even to the mole on his neck, but neglected to
mention that he had only one arm."

http://www.thrillingdetective.com/trivia/hammett2.html

Your list might begin with this:

--Carl stretches dead snakes out on his desk

And things can change . . .

http://i3.tinypic.com/5yb74fq.jpg

http://i4.tinypic.com/6g041fm.jpg

Brelew on the left, beaver on the right, other differences left as an
exercise to the reader.

As for the more interesting question of Greek lizards, a size range
and missing tail is not exactly a description brimming with detail,
but . . .

Best guess, Agama stellio, the starred Agama, common in daytime in
Greece, right size, and coloring unremarkable enough to have deserved
no comment.

Here's a fair range of pictures, with some truncated tails:

http://www.club100.net/species/L_stellio/L_stellio.html

Really fast agamas wear numbers in the Tour de Rhodes:

http://www.biol.lu.se/zooekologi/jon/herpbild/hb36.htm

Other suspects tend to be nocturnal or more colorful.

Cheers,

Carl Fogel

In article <qag4e3dkkn7s5b14k6fotjq680mpn1ijr9@4ax.com>,
carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:

> On Sat, 08 Sep 2007 05:10:41 GMT, Ryan Cousineau <rcousine@sfu.ca>
> wrote:
>
> >In article <e214e3t718ko1ppkvrabu1gof48t2nlh46@4ax.com>,
> > carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:
> >
> >> On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:15:27 -0700, carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:
> >
> >> A magpie was probably what tried to cut the head off this poor devil,
> >> posing next to an 18-inch ruler:
> >>
> >> http://i3.tinypic.com/5yb74fq.jpg
> >>
> >> It was a full-grown two-foot smooth green snake, somewhat rare in
> >> Colorado. I saw it lying in the gutter close enough to home that I
> >> went back and picked it up while walking my dog.
> >
> >Being the kind of nerd I am, I was even more interested in exploring the
> >rich data contained in the background of that photo:
> >
> >-Carl likes Vivaldi a lot
> >-Carl is googling smooth green snakes
> >-Carl has a notepad from the "Army Reserve Health Care Team"
> >-Carl uses Internet Explorer, and it looks like version 6 still.
> >-Carl keeps the phone number for his local sheriff by his computer.
> >
> >> In my neighborhood, uneaten snakes with neck wounds like this are
> >> usually the work of the magpies that are slowly returning after West
> >> Nile virus wiped them out a few years ago. Mapgies are charming birds
> >> in many ways, but they kill any snake near their nests,
> >
> >I was in Greece recently, and the most common reptile, by far, were some
> >sort of lizard that ranged in size from about 5 cm to 25 cm, tip to
> >tail, but often missing the tail.
>
> Dear Ryan,
>
> Dashiell Hammett recalled a somewhat similar case in his memoirs of
> his years as a Pinkerton's detective:
>
> "21. The chief of police of a Southern city once gave me a description
> of a man, complete even to the mole on his neck, but neglected to
> mention that he had only one arm."
>
> http://www.thrillingdetective.com/trivia/hammett2.html
>
> Your list might begin with this:
>
> --Carl stretches dead snakes out on his desk
>
> And things can change . . .
>
> http://i3.tinypic.com/5yb74fq.jpg
>
> http://i4.tinypic.com/6g041fm.jpg

I like what you've done with the place! As a person with a French name,
I admire your taste in the cuisine of my homeland.

> As for the more interesting question of Greek lizards, a size range
> and missing tail is not exactly a description brimming with detail,
> but . . .
>
> Best guess, Agama stellio, the starred Agama, common in daytime in
> Greece, right size, and coloring unremarkable enough to have deserved
> no comment.

Could be. I have a fair number of photos, but they're not up yet.

> Here's a fair range of pictures, with some truncated tails:
>
> http://www.club100.net/species/L_stellio/L_stellio.html

Those ones look rather pudgy, but close. I'll check my pictures (on the
other computer...).

> Really fast agamas wear numbers in the Tour de Rhodes:
>
> http://www.biol.lu.se/zooekologi/jon/herpbild/hb36.htm
>
> Other suspects tend to be nocturnal or more colorful.

These were very active in daytime and routinely startled as we came
close. It sometimes seemed you couldn't walk 30m without scaring the
living daylights out of a lizard.

--
Ryan Cousineau rcousine@sfu.ca http://www.wiredcola.com/
"I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 04:29:34 GMT, Ryan Cousineau <rcousine@sfu.ca>
wrote:

>In article <qag4e3dkkn7s5b14k6fotjq680mpn1ijr9@4ax.com>,
> carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:

[snip]

>> As for the more interesting question of Greek lizards, a size range
>> and missing tail is not exactly a description brimming with detail,
>> but . . .
>>
>> Best guess, Agama stellio, the starred Agama, common in daytime in
>> Greece, right size, and coloring unremarkable enough to have deserved
>> no comment.
>
>Could be. I have a fair number of photos, but they're not up yet.
>
>> Here's a fair range of pictures, with some truncated tails:
>>
>> http://www.club100.net/species/L_stellio/L_stellio.html
>
>Those ones look rather pudgy, but close. I'll check my pictures (on the
>other computer...).
>
>> Really fast agamas wear numbers in the Tour de Rhodes:
>>
>> http://www.biol.lu.se/zooekologi/jon/herpbild/hb36.htm
>>
>> Other suspects tend to be nocturnal or more colorful.
>
>These were very active in daytime and routinely startled as we came
>close. It sometimes seemed you couldn't walk 30m without scaring the
>living daylights out of a lizard.

Dear Ryan,

The pudginess may be an artifact of technology.

Female agamas often protest that the camera adds ten grams.

Desperate ones will even shed their tails to lose weight.

Cheers,

Carl Fogel

On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:15:27 -0700, carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:

[snip]

So at mid-Spetember I noticed a great blue heron standing just inside
the chain link fence at the fish hatchery pond, half-way up the long
grade along the front of the dam at the Pueblo reservoir.

I stopped, fumbled out my camera, turned, and swore because the huge
bird had silently vanished, without even a flapping sound. Apparently,
he didn't like me watching over his shoulder while he decided which
trout hatchlings to eat for dinner.

I spotted him standing in the water at the far end of the hatchery
pond, so I walked across the road, stuck my camera's snout through the
chain link fence, and took a picture of him at the far shore:

http://i19.tinypic.com/4oqfs6s.jpg

Then I pedalled off to collect my 34th flat tire of the year.

When I looked at the picture full-size on the screen, it turned out
that the great blue heron had flown off to the other end of the pond
because he had a dinner date waiting for him there, just to his left
in the tall grass.

Cheers,

Carl Fogel