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Raptor
  
Apparently the Snowbird hill climb is about this time. I've either missed it or will. But apparently
some local(s) finally picked up on the Euro tradition of painting encouragement on the road,
complete with penii and vaginae. The road is quite visible from surrounding peaks and hiking trails,
of course. The complaints of religious ninnies and UDOT's efforts to paint over the "encouragement"
made the local news last night.

Local TV of course did not depict the imagery, but given that they used tar or black paint to
"conceal" the white stuff, I'm sure it's possible to see what was rendered. Curiosity will probably
drag me up there to check it out.

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could to protect our customers. Our products just aren't engineered for security." --Microsoft VP in
charge of Windows OS Development, Brian Valentine.

Richard Adams
  
Raptor wrote:

> Apparently the Snowbird hill climb is about this time. I've either missed it or will. But
> apparently some local(s) finally picked up on the Euro tradition of painting encouragement on the
> road, complete with penii and vaginae. The road is quite visible from surrounding peaks and hiking
> trails, of course. The complaints of religious ninnies and UDOT's efforts to paint over the
> "encouragement" made the local news last night.
>
> Local TV of course did not depict the imagery, but given that they used tar or black paint to
> "conceal" the white stuff, I'm sure it's possible to see what was rendered. Curiosity will
> probably drag me up there to check it out.
>

You're a born tourist. :-)

Fred Marx
  
> They organizers announced afterwards that the city was going to revoke their license if it
> happened again--no more Snowbird hill climb. On my ride down the police and about 10 UDOT crew
> were holding up traffic to frantically get the rode clean, like it was some kind of emergency.
> Maybe I just have loose standards when it comes to pavement, but I don't see what all the huff
> was about.
>

I fail to see how they can remove the road art so quickly but it seems to take months to get dead
carcasses off the shoulders of our riding routes......

Kurgan Gringion
  
"Fred Marx" <FredMarx@GreasyChainrings.com> wrote in message
news:bibm2v$8p0$1@terabinaries.xmission.com...
>
> > They organizers announced afterwards that the city was going to revoke
their
> > license if it happened again--no more Snowbird hill climb. On my ride
down
> > the police and about 10 UDOT crew were holding up traffic to frantically
get
> > the rode clean, like it was some kind of emergency. Maybe I just have
loose
> > standards when it comes to pavement, but I don't see what all the huff
was
> > about.
> >
>
> I fail to see how they can remove the road art so quickly but it seems to take months to get dead
> carcasses off the shoulders of our riding routes......


You live in the land of Religious Zealotism.

What was the art of - a piece of the human anatomy right? Big deal.

People have penises and vaginas, but they can't talk about them, see them. What a bunch of idiots.

Nev Shea
  
"Kurgan Gringioni" <kgringioni.remove.it.for.mail@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:pvd2b.7109$Nc.4553490@news1.news.adelphia.net:

> You live in the land of Religious Zealotism.
>
>
> What was the art of - a piece of the human anatomy right? Big deal.
>
>
> People have penises and vaginas, but they can't talk about them, see them. What a bunch of idiots.

Don't forget -- this is also the land of funny underwear. And that canyon is where they have the
church geneological records buried in the granite mountain -- if the faithful workers there happen
to see gonads on the road they could faint and crash.

NS

Fred Marx
  
> You're a born tourist. :-)

nah it has more to do with checkingout what the cultural deviants in our "Pretty Great State" try to
get away with....

Shayne Wissler
  
"Raptor" <me@attbi.com> wrote in message news:3F48E8CC.8000003@attbi.com...
> Apparently the Snowbird hill climb is about this time. I've either missed it or will. But
> apparently some local(s) finally picked up on the Euro tradition of painting encouragement on the
> road, complete with penii and vaginae. The road is quite visible from surrounding peaks and hiking
> trails, of course. The complaints of religious ninnies and UDOT's efforts to paint over the
> "encouragement" made the local news last night.

Yeah, I was in the race. I thought it was amusing myself--little Utah trying to emulate the Tour.

They organizers announced afterwards that the city was going to revoke their license if it happened
again--no more Snowbird hill climb. On my ride down the police and about 10 UDOT crew were holding
up traffic to frantically get the rode clean, like it was some kind of emergency. Maybe I just have
loose standards when it comes to pavement, but I don't see what all the huff was about.

Shayne Wissler

Raptor
  
Shayne Wissler wrote:
> "Raptor" <me@attbi.com> wrote in message news:3F48E8CC.8000003@attbi.com...
>
>>Apparently the Snowbird hill climb is about this time. I've either missed it or will. But
>>apparently some local(s) finally picked up on the Euro tradition of painting encouragement on the
>>road, complete with penii and vaginae. The road is quite visible from surrounding peaks and hiking
>>trails, of course. The complaints of religious ninnies and UDOT's efforts to paint over the
>>"encouragement" made the local news last night.
>
>
> Yeah, I was in the race. I thought it was amusing myself--little Utah trying to emulate the Tour.
>
> They organizers announced afterwards that the city was going to revoke their license if it
> happened again--no more Snowbird hill climb. On my ride down the police and about 10 UDOT crew
> were holding up traffic to frantically get the rode clean, like it was some kind of emergency.
> Maybe I just have loose standards when it comes to pavement, but I don't see what all the huff
> was about.
>
>
> Shayne Wissler

They actually covered it up pretty good. I drove up there today (to take a hike), admired the
brand-new asphalt, and couldn't really make out much. But the giant penii were hard to miss. I've
penciled in a ride of the canyon for this week.

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--
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could to protect our customers. Our products just aren't engineered for security." --Microsoft VP in
charge of Windows OS Development, Brian Valentine.

Fred Marx
  
> You live in the land of Religious Zealotism.
>
>
> What was the art of - a piece of the human anatomy right? Big deal.
>
>
> People have penises and vaginas, but they can't talk about them, see them. What a bunch of idiots.
>
>

damn I can't argue with any of that....

Shayne Wissler
  
"Nev Shea" <spamtrap@garbage.net> wrote in message
news:oae2b.2165$Jh2.406@newsread4.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> "Kurgan Gringioni" <kgringioni.remove.it.for.mail@hotmail.com> wrote in
> news:pvd2b.7109$Nc.4553490@news1.news.adelphia.net:
>
> > You live in the land of Religious Zealotism.
> >
> >
> > What was the art of - a piece of the human anatomy right? Big deal.
> >
> >
> > People have penises and vaginas, but they can't talk about them, see them. What a bunch of
> > idiots.
>
>
> Don't forget -- this is also the land of funny underwear.

No, the *magic* underwear.

Fred Marx
  
> Don't forget -- this is also the land of funny underwear.

and funnier liquor laws.

And that canyon
> is where they have the church geneological records buried in the granite mountain -- if the
> faithful workers there happen to see gonads on the road they could faint and crash.
>
> NS

Howard Kveck
  
In article <6Ye2b.188733$Oz4.51335@rwcrnsc54>,
"Shayne Wissler" <thales000@yahoo.com> wrote:

> "Nev Shea" <spamtrap@garbage.net> wrote in message
> news:oae2b.2165$Jh2.406@newsread4.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> > Don't forget -- this is also the land of funny underwear.
>
> No, the *magic* underwear.

Magic underwear? You mean like this?

<http://www.goodvibes.com/cgi-bin/sgin0102.exe?FNM=50&T1=1+2+AJ+0205&UID=20030824
20405582&UREQA=5&UREQB=4&UREQC=3&TRAN85=N&GENP=>

--
tanx, Howard

"He likes your lemonade..." Lawrence of Arabia

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

Clovis Lark
  
"Shayne Wissler" <thales000@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:<7G92b.88321$2x.25980@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att.net>...
> "Raptor" <me@attbi.com> wrote in message news:3F48E8CC.8000003@attbi.com...
> > Apparently the Snowbird hill climb is about this time. I've either missed it or will. But
> > apparently some local(s) finally picked up on the Euro tradition of painting encouragement on
> > the road, complete with penii and vaginae. The road is quite visible from surrounding peaks and
> > hiking trails, of course. The complaints of religious ninnies and UDOT's efforts to paint over
> > the "encouragement" made the local news last night.
>
> Yeah, I was in the race. I thought it was amusing myself--little Utah trying to emulate the Tour.
>
> They organizers announced afterwards that the city was going to revoke their license if it
> happened again--no more Snowbird hill climb. On my ride down

What city? It's a county road. No, don't tell me... Is the great Nancy Workman taking on bikers now?

> the police and about 10 UDOT crew were holding up traffic to frantically get the rode clean, like
> it was some kind of emergency. Maybe I just have loose standards when it comes to pavement, but I
> don't see what all the huff was about.

>
>
> Shayne Wissler

Howard Kveck
  
In article <pvd2b.7109$Nc.4553490@news1.news.adelphia.net>, "Kurgan Gringioni"
<kgringioni.remove.it.for.mail@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
> You live in the land of Religious Zealotism.
>
>
> What was the art of - a piece of the human anatomy right? Big deal.
>
>
> People have penises and vaginas, but they can't talk about them, see them. What a bunch of idiots.
>
>

I wonder how much Ashcroft has spent covering up statues in and around the
Justice Dept. that have, ya know, nekkidness. The first one was about $5000.

--
tanx, Howard

"He likes your lemonade..." Lawrence of Arabia

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

Clovis Lark
  
Shayne Wissler <thales000@yahoo.com> wrote:

> "Nev Shea" <spamtrap@garbage.net> wrote in message
> news:oae2b.2165$Jh2.406@newsread4.news.pas.earthlink.net...
>> "Kurgan Gringioni" <kgringioni.remove.it.for.mail@hotmail.com> wrote in
>> news:pvd2b.7109$Nc.4553490@news1.news.adelphia.net:
>>
>> > You live in the land of Religious Zealotism.
>> >
>> >
>> > What was the art of - a piece of the human anatomy right? Big deal.
>> >
>> >
>> > People have penises and vaginas, but they can't talk about them, see them. What a bunch of
>> > idiots.
>>
>>
>> Don't forget -- this is also the land of funny underwear.

> No, the *magic* underwear.

From the SLWeekly:

"Most everyone I know has a good Widow's story--like the time Judy plucked the Temple garments from
the plumbing. Some honorable citizen didn't want his date to know he was already taken, so he tried
to dispose of the evidence, flooding her club." (obituary for Judy Foote, once proprietor of The
Widow McCoy, once a bar in SLC. For those cultural ignoramouses, Temple garments are handed out at
weddin' time.)

Matabala
  
I knew Utah was a bit deprived, but if that's what passes for cultural deviancy ...

"Fred Marx" <FredMarx@GreasyChainrings.com> wrote in message
news:bib86j$2vr$1@terabinaries.xmission.com...
>
>
> > You're a born tourist. :-)
>
> nah it has more to do with checkingout what the cultural deviants in our "Pretty Great State" try
> to get away with....

Clovis Lark
  
matabala <wkabout@yahoo.com> wrote:
> I knew Utah was a bit deprived, but if that's what passes for cultural deviancy ...

You might want to read up on a certain Bishop Snow who was an acquaintance of Brigham Young. Oh, for
Kirghan, he didn't ride a bike...

> "Fred Marx" <FredMarx@GreasyChainrings.com> wrote in message
> news:bib86j$2vr$1@terabinaries.xmission.com...
>>
>>
>> > You're a born tourist. :-)
>>
>> nah it has more to do with checkingout what the cultural deviants in our "Pretty Great State" try
>> to get away with....

Kirby Krieger
  
> penii and vaginae.

Close but ... you must not smoke cigars.

pe·nis (p¶"n¹s) n., pl. pe·nis·es or pe·nes (-n¶z).

For the still curious -

va·gi·na (v.-jº"n.) n., pl. va·gi·nas or va·gi·nae (-n¶).

Don't mention it,

Kirby.

"Raptor" <me@attbi.com> wrote in message news:3F48E8CC.8000003@attbi.com...
> Apparently the Snowbird hill climb is about this time. I've either missed it or will. But
> apparently some local(s) finally picked up on the Euro tradition of painting encouragement on the
> road, complete with penii and vaginae. The road is quite visible from surrounding peaks and hiking
> trails, of course. The complaints of religious ninnies and UDOT's efforts to paint over the
> "encouragement" made the local news last night.
>
> Local TV of course did not depict the imagery, but given that they used tar or black paint to
> "conceal" the white stuff, I'm sure it's possible to see what was rendered. Curiosity will
> probably drag me up there to check it out.
>
> --
> --
> Lynn Wallace http://www.xmission.com/~lawall "I'm not proud. We really haven't done everything we
> could to protect our customers. Our products just aren't engineered for security." --Microsoft VP
> in charge of Windows OS Development, Brian Valentine.

Richard Adams
  
It's the weak beer.

matabala wrote:

> I knew Utah was a bit deprived, but if that's what passes for cultural deviancy ...
>
> "Fred Marx" <FredMarx@GreasyChainrings.com> wrote in message
> news:bib86j$2vr$1@terabinaries.xmission.com...
>
>>
>>>You're a born tourist. :-)
>>
>>nah it has more to do with checkingout what the cultural deviants in our "Pretty Great State" try
>>to get away with....
>>
>

Steven L. Sheff
  
On 8/24/03 9:44 PM, in article YOURhoward-5AD803.20440624082003@netnews.attbi.com, "Howard Kveck"
<YOURhoward@h-SHOESbomb.com> wrote:

> In article <6Ye2b.188733$Oz4.51335@rwcrnsc54>, "Shayne Wissler" <thales000@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> "Nev Shea" <spamtrap@garbage.net> wrote in message
>> news:oae2b.2165$Jh2.406@newsread4.news.pas.earthlink.net...
>>> Don't forget -- this is also the land of funny underwear.
>>
>> No, the *magic* underwear.
>
>
> Magic underwear? You mean like this?
>
> <http://www.goodvibes.com/cgi-bin/sgin0102.exe?FNM=50&T1=1+2+AJ+0205&UID=20030 824
> 20405582&UREQA=5&UREQB=4&UREQC=3&TRAN85=N&GENP=>

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