Jerseys at the Tour de Poitou-Charentes

[Robert Chung]

From: http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/?id=2003/aug03/aug26news

"The Tour is also known for awarding more prizes and jerseys than just about any other tour. In
addition to the General Classification (white jersey), there are also the Points (green jersey),
Mountains (polka dot), Intermediate Sprints (blue jersey), Inter Tour 86 (golden jersey), Young
Rider (fluoro green), Combination (red jersey), Teams (Credit Agricole cap), Best Division II rider
(light blue jersey), Most Combative (trophy), Fair Play (trophy) and Best Team Rider (trophy)
classifications."

Seems to me they're missing some jersey opportunities. Suggestions?

[Kurgan Gringion]

"Robert Chung" <invalid@nospam.com> wrote in message news:3f4af10c$0$16538$626a54ce@news.free.fr...
> From: http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/?id=2003/aug03/aug26news
>
> "The Tour is also known for awarding more prizes and jerseys than just about any other tour. In
> addition to the General Classification (white jersey), there are also the Points (green jersey),
> Mountains (polka dot), Intermediate Sprints (blue jersey), Inter Tour 86 (golden jersey), Young
> Rider (fluoro green), Combination (red jersey), Teams (Credit Agricole cap), Best Division II
> rider (light blue jersey), Most Combative (trophy), Fair Play (trophy) and Best Team Rider
> (trophy) classifications."
>
> Seems to me they're missing some jersey opportunities. Suggestions?

That's obvious -

The Fattie Jersey

to whomever looks like they have the softest ass.

[Robert Chung]

Kurgan Gringioni wrote:
> "Robert Chung" <invalid@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:3f4af10c$0$16538$626a54ce@news.free.fr...
>> From: http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/?id=2003/aug03/aug26news
>>
>> "The Tour is also known for awarding more prizes and jerseys than just about any other tour. In
>> addition to the General Classification (white jersey), there are also the Points (green jersey),
>> Mountains (polka dot), Intermediate Sprints (blue jersey), Inter Tour 86 (golden jersey), Young
>> Rider (fluoro green), Combination (red jersey), Teams (Credit Agricole cap), Best Division II
>> rider (light blue jersey), Most Combative (trophy), Fair Play (trophy) and Best Team Rider
>> (trophy) classifications."
>>
>> Seems to me they're missing some jersey opportunities. Suggestions?
>
> That's obvious -
>
> The Fattie Jersey

That was easy, but you left out the description of the jersey. I would think perhaps a crop top.

[Benjamin Weiner]

Robert Chung <invalid@nospam.com> wrote:
> From: http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/?id=2003/aug03/aug26news

> "The Tour is also known for awarding more prizes and jerseys than just about any other tour. In
> addition to the General Classification (white jersey), there are also the Points (green jersey),
> Mountains (polka dot), Intermediate Sprints (blue jersey), Inter Tour 86 (golden jersey), Young
> Rider (fluoro green), Combination (red jersey), Teams (Credit Agricole cap), Best Division II
> rider (light blue jersey), Most Combative (trophy), Fair Play (trophy) and Best Team Rider
> (trophy) classifications."

> Seems to me they're missing some jersey opportunities. Suggestions?

You missed out the jersey (white with blue veins) worn by the rider who can name the most varieties
of cheese made in the Region de Poitou-Charentes.

If they are going to have a fluoro green Best Young Rider jersey, they should at least have jerseys
for best 30+, 35+ , etc. The jerseys would be that remarkably dayglo yellow Pearl Izumi jacket
color, or perhaps from Primal Wear.

[Andrew Swan]

Robert Chung wrote:
> From: http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/?id=2003/aug03/aug26news
>
> "The Tour is also known for awarding more prizes and jerseys than just about any other tour. In
> addition to the General Classification (white jersey), there are also the Points (green jersey),
> Mountains (polka dot), Intermediate Sprints (blue jersey), Inter Tour 86 (golden jersey), Young
> Rider (fluoro green), Combination (red jersey), Teams (Credit Agricole cap), Best Division II
> rider (light blue jersey), Most Combative (trophy), Fair Play (trophy) and Best Team Rider
> (trophy) classifications."
>
> Seems to me they're missing some jersey opportunities. Suggestions?
>
>
Brown jersey and matching knicks for the rider who takes the fewest "natural breaks" (as Phil
calls them)?

&roo

[Robert Chung]

Benjamin Weiner wrote:
> You missed out the jersey (white with blue veins) worn by the rider who can name the most
> varieties of cheese made in the Region de Poitou-Charentes.

Hmmm. I think that jersey might go to the rider who smells most like cheese.

[Matabala]

le maillot faible

"Robert Chung" <invalid@nospam.com> wrote in message news:3f4af10c$0$16538$626a54ce@news.free.fr...
> From: http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/?id=2003/aug03/aug26news
>
> "The Tour is also known for awarding more prizes and jerseys than just about any other tour. In
> addition to the General Classification (white jersey), there are also the Points (green jersey),
> Mountains (polka dot), Intermediate Sprints (blue jersey), Inter Tour 86 (golden jersey), Young
> Rider (fluoro green), Combination (red jersey), Teams (Credit Agricole cap), Best Division II
> rider (light blue jersey), Most Combative (trophy), Fair Play (trophy) and Best Team Rider
> (trophy) classifications."
>
> Seems to me they're missing some jersey opportunities. Suggestions?

[Robert Chung]

matabala wrote:
> le maillot faible

Very good. Would Laurence Boccolini be the podium girl?

[Howard Kveck]

In article <3f4b21e4$0$1159$626a54ce@news.free.fr>, "Robert Chung" <invalid@nospam.com> wrote:

> Benjamin Weiner wrote:
> > You missed out the jersey (white with blue veins) worn by the rider who can name the most
> > varieties of cheese made in the Region de Poitou-Charentes.
>
> Hmmm. I think that jersey might go to the rider who smells most like cheese.
>
>

Would that be just his feet, or the overall smell?

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[Matabala]

both of them

"Robert Chung" <invalid@nospam.com> wrote in message news:3f4bc45f$0$16524$626a54ce@news.free.fr...
> matabala wrote:
> > le maillot faible
>
> Very good. Would Laurence Boccolini be the podium girl?

[Howard Kveck]

In article <3f4b141d$1@news.ucsc.edu>, Benjamin Weiner <bjw@mambo.ucolick.org> wrote:

> Robert Chung <invalid@nospam.com> wrote:
> > From: http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/?id=2003/aug03/aug26news
>
> > Seems to me they're missing some jersey opportunities. Suggestions?
>
> You missed out the jersey (white with blue veins) worn by the rider who can name the most
> varieties of cheese made in the Region de Poitou-Charentes.
>
> If they are going to have a fluoro green Best Young Rider jersey, they should at least have
> jerseys for best 30+, 35+ , etc. The jerseys would be that remarkably dayglo yellow Pearl Izumi
> jacket color, or perhaps from Primal Wear.

It'd have to be the Primal, the most popular jersey seen worn inside a set of bib shorts. Another
jersey suggestion: best use of hair care products. No idea what color to make that one.

--
tanx, Howard

"Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?" Animal House

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