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Thank you for your gracious contribution, CH. It's an honor to have you here. That being said, never use the words "Al Gore" on this thread again, got it? ;)
Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize. I like it simply because it pisses so many people off.

Now, on to TV.
Shows/sports I watch:
Mythbusters
The Office (both versions)
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
The Colbert Report
Southpark
NFL
College football
College basketball (the best sport period, IMHO)
Cycling
Almost anything on National Geographic
Almost anything on The History Channel
Law and Order
NASCAR (hate if you will, but I grew up in NC, sue me)
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy (kids show or not, that show is great)
Family Guy

ok, my shot, in no particular order:

Seinfeld, Simpsons, Cheers (dated now), Blackadder, Family Guy, American Dad, Duck Man, South Park, The Office (US version! wow, hey? :p), Young Ones.....

can't think of any more at the moment

ok, my shot, in no particular order:

Seinfeld, Simpsons, Cheers (dated now), Blackadder, Family Guy, American Dad, Duck Man, South Park, The Office (US version! wow, hey? :p), Young Ones.....

can't think of any more at the moment
I used to be a pretty big fan of Iron Chef, but now the Food Network only plays their crappy USA version, which always seems to feature the country's biggest jackass chef, Bobby Flay. In fact the Food channel has gone downhill. The only good thing about it is Alton Brown's Good Eats.

The whole of cable TV has really gone to hell in the last five years. The Arts and Entertainment channel shows real estate flipping reality shows, the American Movie Classics channel shows "classics" such as Catwoman, The Learning Channel shows Hollywood movies, The Outdoor Life Network has shown the Jean Claude Van Damme movie Bloodsport, The Sci Fi Channel has professional wrestling, the premium channels hardly ever show movies that are more than ten years old. It is now a wasteland that is just as bad as top 40 radio.

Whoever thought up the idea of reality TV programs needs to be shot.

Wow, that's a craptastic list, Cranky. :p I think you left out Nightrider, The Fall Guy, Matt Houston, BJ and the Bear, Jake and the Fatman, The Dukes of Hazard, Riptide, Tales of the Gold Monkey, Buck Rogers, The A Team, a bunch of other stuff I cannot remember, and reruns of Scooby Doo, featuring Shaggy, the coolest cat around.

Talking about TV shows, what was up with Friends? I never understood its popularity. The show was never funny; at most it rose to mildly amusing on the rare ocassion.. The actiing varied from barely adequate (Aniston and Perry) to downright embarassingly bad (Kudrow, Leblanc, Schwimmer). The only thing I can come up with is that people were addicted to the show so they could see what happened to the characters, much like gossip about their own friends, sort of a soap opera effect.Couldn't agree more about Friends. If it didn't come on after Seinfeld it never would've made it.

Best comedy on now is Curb Your Enthusiasm

The Outdoor Life Network has shown the Jean Claude Van Damme movie Bloodsport
How dare you sir, how dare you! Write that sentence with reverence or face the consequences.:)

How dare you sir, how dare you! Write that sentence with reverence or face the consequences.:)
Also, Deadwood is freaking great.

How dare you sir, how dare you! Write that sentence with reverence or face the consequences.:)
I generally don't have a problem with Van Damme movies (I am easily entertained) but, come on, Bloodsport on OLN/Versus? I guess it's not as bad as U-571; I think I saw that being played on the History channel.

Best Van Damme movies:
Bloodsport
Maximum Risk (Directed by Ringo Lam :))
Timecop
Sudden Death

He had a nice career there for awhile. Thing to remember: Alimony to four women and an addiction to coke may derail your future.

Hey TFF.... good to see ya. Where you been the last few weeks? Running interstate to buy water?



Also, Deadwood is freaking great.

The funniest/most ironic/disgusting thing I saw on cable was someone being arrested for not feeding their dog on "Animal Planet - Pet Detectives" then I flipped to OLN and saw a guy shoot a deer with an arrow and only maim it as it ran away, and he's like "Shucks....Looks like I just wasted a good arrow"

One thing I have noticed recently, and when cycling I tend to have a lot of time to think about it, there are a lot of really fugly cars and trucks these days. What's up with that? Have Americans lost any taste (if they ever had any)?

Trends that need to be stopped:

Huge grills. They look pretty stupid on big trucks, but at least one can argue that they are proportional to the vehicle. When put on cars, they look ridiculous. The size of some of these things is comical.

Chrome wheels, huge wheels, and huge, chrome wheels. In the case of huge wheels, the proportion of the vehicle is messed up.. They look stupid. In the case of way too shiny chrome, the wheels look gauche. They are like pinky rings or gold chains with unbuttoned shirts. Flash with no taste.

CUVs. The unholy spawn of a minivan and SUV. Every single one is ugly, really ugly. They look like a vehicle made for those who need a minivan but are too gutless to buy one. The rear visibility must be crap with the huge C pillars and sloped roofs on these things.

Note to self: Alimony to four women and an addiction to coke may derail your future.

Hey TFF.... good to see ya. Where you been the last few weeks? Running interstate to buy water?Death in the family. Just getting back to feeling like writing.

They are saying that, if things don't improve, next summer we may not have drinking water???!!!! I can buy bottled water, but I guess I better get used to rank odor.

One thing I have noticed recently, and when cycling I tend to have a lot of time to think about it, there are a lot of really fugly cars and trucks these days. What's up with that? Have Americans lost any taste (if they ever had any)?

Trends that need to be stopped:

Huge grills. They look pretty stupid on big trucks, but at least one can argue that they are proportional to the vehicle. When put on cars, they look ridiculous. The size of some of these things is comical.

Chrome wheels, huge wheels, and huge, chrome wheels. In the case of huge wheels, the proportion of the vehicle is messed up.. They look stupid. In the case of way too shiny chrome, the wheels look gauche. They are like pinky rings or gold chains with unbuttoned shirts. Flash with no taste.

CUVs. The unholy spawn of a minivan and SUV. Every single one is ugly, really ugly. They look like a vehicle made for those who need a minivan but are too gutless to buy one. The rear visibility must be crap with the huge C pillars and sloped roofs on these things.

I remember checking out the BMW X5 a few years ago. It had the worst 4WD capabilities for any off-road vehicle. But they weren't appealing to people who actually wanted to go off-road (which SUV does anyway?). It drove like an SUV on the road however (crap cornering) and its cabin space was actually less than a 5 series sedan. The only thing I could see attracting people to buy it would be that it was an SUV that was a BMW. And that mums could feel safe driving with their heads a foot and a half higher than in a sedan.

I saw an article in the paper today that some parts of the Southeast were designated in the highest category of severe drought. One of the lakes that serves Atlanta is almost bone dry, but the fisherman are happy because you can almost scoop the fish out of the low water levels with your hands.

I am sorry to hear of your family bereavement. It is something I fear. And I never know what to say.

Death in the family. Just getting back to feeling like writing.

They are saying that, if things don't improve, next summer we may not have drinking water???!!!! I can buy bottled water, but I guess I better get used to rank odor.

I knew a lady in Cleveland who used to be a Hollywood film editor. She did a couple of Van Damme movies and told me that he was considered an A1 prick in the movie industry. She said the director got so fed up with him during the shooting of one of the films, that he brought him back for an extra day of post production scene shooting and made him get soaking wet in almost freezing cold water all day (the seasonal weather had changed by then) in an unrequired reshoot.

He also came out to Asia when I lived there for awhile to open a Planet Hollywood, and let's just say the word on the street was that he didn't mind implanting his ego on/in as many ladies as possible. No harm in that I suppose if one has the celebrity to do it.



I generally don't have a problem with Van Damme movies (I am easily entertained) but, come on, Bloodsport on OLN/Versus? I guess it's not as bad as U-571; I think I saw that being played on the History channel.

Best Van Damme movies:
Bloodsport
Maximum Risk (Directed by Ringo Lam :))
Timecop
Sudden Death

He had a nice career there for awhile. Thing to remember: Alimony to four women and an addiction to coke may derail your future.

I saw an article in the paper today that some parts of the Southeast were designated in the highest category of severe drought. One of the lakes that serves Atlanta is almost bone dry, but the fisherman are happy because you can almost scoop the fish out of the low water levels with your hands.
There may be water problems in many places in the U.S. I remember reading something a while back that said that the last hundred years or so of rainfall in the mountain states and maybe the Southwest (I can't remember) was quite a bit higher than the average over the last thousand years

I knew a lady in Cleveland who used to be a Hollywood film editor. She did a couple of Van Damme movies and told me that he was considered an A1 prick in the movie industry.
The same as Seagal then, eh.

The same as Seagal then, eh.
Except with Seagal, you don't have to be a Hollywood insider to know that.:p

Except with Seagal, you don't have to be a Hollywood insider to know that.:p
I read somewhere that Seagal was such an asshole on the set of Executive Decision that they decided to kill his character off, and that is why he dies before the movie really gets going.

I read somewhere that Seagal was such an asshole on the set of Executive Decision that they decided to kill his character off, and that is why he dies before the movie really gets going.
All I can say is that the guy must have had a lot of mob support....cause as well as being a prick...he is the worst actor I have ever seen in film.

Does anyone have a better candidate for worst/most over-hyped actor/actress ever?