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A former UNC Graduate noticed one day that he heard the UNC fight song coming from a cow he had just bought.. He listened more carefully and heard the UNC fight song again coming from the cow. The UNC Grad walked to the side of the cow and heard it louder and then he walked to the cows rear and heard it even louder. He called his vet and asked him to come listen to his cow. The vet got to the house and listened to the strange sound coming from the cows rear and said he will be alright. The owner said isn't this real strange to hear that coming from a cow?
The vet said he was a 3rd generation NC State Vet and that he had heard the UNC fight song coming from ass holes his whole life.

What does a UNC girl do first thing in the morning?

A. Walk home

Crankster is on a roll!

What does a UNC girl do first thing in the morning?

A. Walk home
A couple of Duke grads are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

The vet said he was a 3rd generation NC State Vet State isn't called Moo U for nothing.

What does a Duke girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles.

What is the difference between a Duke girl and a bowling ball? You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.

What do you get when you cross a Duke girl with an ape? Don't know. There is only so much an ape can be forced to do.

What is the difference between a Duke girl and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.

A couple of Duke grads are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
ROTFL. Like the jokes TFF.

How do you get Carolina fans out of your backyard?

A. Paint it like an end-zone.

Why doesn't the Carolina football team have its own web-site?

A. They can't string three "W"'s together in a row.

Come on ....just two more posts dudes and gals.

And Klodifan's buying us all champagne!!!!

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Come on...someone take us over the line...it can't be me...I've already got 351 posts in here which is almost worthy of a thread masturbation diagnosis.

And Klodifan's buying us all champagne!!!!

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How the hell did you get up to 934, Cranky? This is totally unfair. Some of us have to work you know!

Hello everyone, thanks for the Thanksgiving salutation Cranky!
Hey nns1400, I drove through Missouri last week and you would have thought the 2nd coming was happening last Saturday the way people were talking about that game. Good for your team and the win. Unfortunately for me, Tenn pulled it out over KY and my Dogs wont play for the SEC Championship.....or a national championship for that matter...freakin' Vols......

Oh well, get to move on to my favorite sport anyway, gimme a T A R H E E L S.

Can I just say that I hate Satan, I really do, but just under him, I hate DUKE. I serioulsy HATE them. I hear or read their name and I uncontrollably spit. Mike Krzyzewski....or is it Kryzweaseleski...or Kryzratfukski.....whatever, he and his band of whiney little geeks are the epitome of pure evil. The school name shouldn't be Duke anyway. It is the University of New Jersey South; in fact, the land on which the school resides should be NJ state property, and they should send an ambassador to NC...of course we would expell him/her immediately......Did I mention that I hate Duke?

Wow, kind of went off into hatredland there a little, sorry 'bout that.

Hope you all have a great holiday season!
Missouri winning was, in fact, a religious experience.

LOL, about U of NJ South! My family lives in NC...I know exactly what you're talking about....and no apologies to any damn Yankees reading this...

How the hell did you get up to 934, Cranky? This is totally unfair. Some of us have to work you know!YEAAHHHHH!!!!!!! 1000 replies in "The forum is dying" thread.

PS. you better get to 1000 posts personally today NNS because I'm there tomorrow. "Cyclingforums Post Augmenter" is my new job title. I'm now a CPA.

YEAAHHHHH!!!!!!! 1000 replies in "The forum is dying" thread.

PS. you better get to 1000 posts personally today NNS because I'm there tomorrow.
You, my friend, will be the rotten egg!! I only have 7 more to go after this post, and you'll get carpal tunnel trying to beat me to it today....I guess you'll be ahead tomorrow though. :mad:

(slacker...)

damn it, I step away to take care of real life stuff (like work) and look what happens!

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damn it, I step away to take care of real life stuff (like work) and look what happens!

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Well, you must work a lot, girlfriend, because you hardly EVER come to visit anymore! And Klodifan is even worse about showing up...what kind of posse is this?? And according to Cranky, she is supposed to be buying the champagne. :p

(Can you imagine this crew on champagne?)