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Champagne! I likee bubbles...

Champagne! I likee bubbles...
Y'know, Edie, we could really have some fun around here if we both tipped up a few glasses of the bubbly...we could torture these guys for sure....:p ;)

Y'know, Edie, we could really have some fun around here if we both tipped up a few glasses of the bubbly...we could torture these guys for sure....:p ;)
Maybe my Mizzou avatar is too boring though....I have to think about it, and keep posting until I get to 1000....not far now...

Maybe my Mizzou avatar is too boring though....I have to think about it, and keep posting until I get to 1000....not far now...
I knew that somewhere, I had a picture of me drinking champagne...:p

(Can you imagine this crew on champagne?)Well.....I'll try.

>Bro Deal would be sipping it and surreptitiously posting on the forum, using his internet phone, whilst everyone was distracted.
>Cranky would have half a glass-full down the front of his shirt and trying to balance the empty glass on his head
>TFF (thoughtforfood) would be drinking it straight from the bottle.
>Edie (earth dweller) would be in the bathroom bathing in it.
>NNS would be on the floor semi-comatosed.
>Limerickman would be watching everyone make fools of themselves and drinking Guinness on the side.
>Helmut would be spiking Klodifan's drink (after already overdoing it with NNS's dosage).
>Klodifan would be wondering how the heck she got roped into paying for all this.
>Frigo would be asking how long it is until Het Volk.
>Gregers would be wondering how he became part of this group of misfits.
>Felt would be saying "no" to the drink offers cause he's getting up at 4:30am the next morning to go for a ride.
>thunder would be telling us that he thinks we're all idiots, but if it turns out we aren't, then we are all really smart.
>wolfix would be talking about Lance's new girlfriend and telling us that the champagne he serves in his bar is much better than this crap.
>poulidor would be explaining that this American grape juice is not legally allowed to call itself "Champagne"
>Carerra would be drinking vodka instead and doing Putin impersonations.
>jhuskey would be making everyone laugh with one-liners whilst pretending to drink.
>cyclingheroes would be taking pictures to post on his web-site
>whiteboytrash would be just happy he was invited, but acting like it was his party
>matagi would be telling us that this choice of champagne is not an ideal compliment to the hors doeuvres
>and Casa (House) would be standing alone in one corner wondering why nobody wants to argue with him

Okay, I only have two posts to go...surely post padding is allowed at this juncture....my avatar surely isn't getting any complaints at this point...so I ought to be able to post it a few more times....

(I think this means I need to get a real life...:rolleyes: )

Well.....I'll try.

>Bro Deal would be sipping it.
>Cranky would have half a glass-full down the front of his shirt and trying to balance the empty glass on his head
>TFF would be drinking it straight from the bottle.
>Edie would be in the bathroom bathing in it.
>NNS would be on the floor semi-comatosed.
>Limerickman would be watching everyone make fools of themselves and drinking guiness on the side.
>Helmut would be spiking Klodifan's drink.
>Klodifan would be wondering how the heck she got roped into paying for all this.
>Frigo would be asking how long it is until Het Volk.
>Gregers would be wondering how he became part of this group of misfits.
>Felt would be saying "no" to the drink offers cause he's getting up at 4:30am the next morning to go for a ride.
>thunder would be telling us that he thinks we're all idiots, but if we weren't then we would be all really smart.
>Wolfix would be talking about Lance's new girlfriend and telling us that the champagne he serves in his bar is much better than this crap.
>Carerra would be drinking vodka instead
>jhuskey would be making everyone laugh with one-liners whilst pretending to drink.
>matagi would be telling us that this choice of champagne is not an ideal compliment to the hors doeuvres
>and Casa (House) would be standing in one corner wondering why nobody wants to argue with him
LOL...there...that should be 1,000 :D

Well.....I'll try.


>Edie would be in the bathroom bathing in it.
and xxx would be washing my back

and xxx would be washing my backYou mean:

"and Tom would be washing my back."

[The Quickstep sprinter that is.]

You mean:

"and Tom would be washing my back."

[The Quickstep sprinter that is.]sure, I can live with that http://cyclingforums.com/images/smilies/cool.gif

sure, I can live with that http://cyclingforums.com/images/smilies/cool.gifSo who were you referring to then.....:rolleyes: ?

I knew that somewhere, I had a picture of me drinking champagne...:pOh wouldn't Jennifer Anniston like to get that makeover like you just did.

[so this post makes sense later - since NNS changes her avatar before every meal - she has previously used Jenny as her avatar, and now, probably for a brief moment, she is using Angelina with a glass of Champers in her hand]

Well.....I'll try.

>Bro Deal would be sipping it and surreptitiously posting on the forum, using his internet phone, whilst everyone was distracted.
>Cranky would have half a glass-full down the front of his shirt and trying to balance the empty glass on his head
>TFF (thoughtforfood) would be drinking it straight from the bottle.
>Edie (earth dweller) would be in the bathroom bathing in it.
>NNS would be on the floor semi-comatosed.
>Limerickman would be watching everyone make fools of themselves and drinking Guinness on the side.
>Helmut would be spiking Klodifan's drink (after already overdoing it with NNS's dosage).
>Klodifan would be wondering how the heck she got roped into paying for all this.
>Frigo would be asking how long it is until Het Volk.
>Gregers would be wondering how he became part of this group of misfits.
>Felt would be saying "no" to the drink offers cause he's getting up at 4:30am the next morning to go for a ride.
>thunder would be telling us that he thinks we're all idiots, but if it turns out we weren't, then we would all be really smart.
>wolfix would be talking about Lance's new girlfriend and telling us that the champagne he serves in his bar is much better than this crap.
>poulidor would be explaining that this American grape juice is not legally allowed to call itself 'Champagne"
>Carerra would be drinking vodka instead
>jhuskey would be making everyone laugh with one-liners whilst pretending to drink.
>cyclingheroes would be taking pictures to post on his web-site
>whiteboytrash would be just happy he was invited, but acting like it was his party
>matagi would be telling us that this choice of champagne is not an ideal compliment to the hors doeuvres
>and Casa (House) would be standing alone in one corner wondering why nobody wants to argue with him
Wow...does cycling forums throw a great party or what?

conga line !!

hey look, it's flyer mumbling to himself about nike while wearing a lampshade.....

what a party!

and flyer is mumbling to himself about nike while wearing a lampshade.....I was trying to get him in there...but it didn't make any sense that we would invite him (like the rest of it makes sense:rolleyes: ). So good effort, of course, he gatecrashed secretly, a day before the party started, he set himself up under the lamp-shade. But what is his purpose....how is he going to get his message out?

I was trying to get him in there...but it didn't make any sense that we would invite him (like the rest of it makes sense). So good effort, of course, he gatecrashed secretly, a day before the party started, he set himself up under the lamp-shade. But what is his purpose....how is he going to get his message out?
Personally, I think he would be picketing the party...with a big sign...and we'd all be wearing Nikes......:p

Personally, I think he would be picketing the party...with a big sign...and we'd all be wearing Nikes......:pAnd he would throw rocks with messages tied around them through the window every 20 minutes.

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PS. Can I please come to your party?

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This thread took a long time to reach a thousand posts. We have no chance of beating the aussies. :( Maybe next year's season will goose the post rate.

This thread took a long time to reach a thousand posts. We have no chance of beating the aussies. :( Maybe next year's season will goose the post rate.
Bro...cheer up man...even if the Aussie's slowed down to half their rate of growth ...it would take us years to catch them....we just have to keep building our thread-about-almost-nothing...and maybe they'll get bored and go back to bikeforums or something...or we'll get Helmut to write some software that can post conversations while we sleep. Heck it wouldn't have to be that complicated a program to duplicate the usual NNS-Cranky-Edie-Bro-TFF banter.

What are you doing up at 5:00am, Miss Matt-a-ghee?
Actually it was closer to 7:00am, and I was just killing time before heading off to work. :)