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Her father dies of natural causes before the film begins. Before he dies they move to a new town and makes arrangements so that she can live independently, not telling the authorities that he is dead. People who discover this end up disappearing.

Or are you talking about the real Foster? If so, I don't know.
The real Foster. Requires some googling no doubt.

I think the Foster/incest thing is false (And apologies to Jodie if you're reading this). She did play a character who was sexually abused in a movie however. Perhaps that was what I was thinking about.

Bro. I've spent all yesterday afternoon and a lot of this morning searching the streets of Seattle, looking for the girl to work as your opposite gender colleague, Browoman.

I narrowed it down to five Candidates (I have pictures of them below, candidate 1 is on the left, then 2 is on her right and so on). I had them try on various Browoman costumes as well.


Candidate 1: Very qualified with some martial arts experience but has some questions relating to whether you provide medical and day care services, so I think that possibly rules her out.

Candidate 2: Asked her to try on a costume but thought she looked better in what she was wearing underneath. Unfortunately her day job is modelling and she said she could only work Tuesday and Thursday afternoons and definitely not on weekends. Also she has a boyfriend (shown in the background).

Candidate 3: Definitely can handle herself although she gave me the impression that she wanted to be the main item, and have you as her sidekick accomplice. Said she takes out crims in her spare time, so she can handle herself. Think you might get into a "UCI - ASO" power struggle though.

Candidate 4: Good fighter. Said she could moonlight outside of her Dreamworks contract, but I don't think she's being straight with me.

Candidate 5: Black belt in Tai Kwon Do, Cat 1 cyclist, rides a motorbike, and has no man in her life. Said she also spends a lot of time on a cycling forum like we do and goes by the handle "earth feller" or "birth dweller" or something like that. Definitely my recommendation, and I suspect your pick as well.;)

I'm not sure who would take the behind position in that relationship.:rolleyes:

Scientology must welcome them better than Christianity does.
If they have enough cash...

and John Travolta right behing him
Did you see the South Park episode about them and Scientology? It was HILARIOUS!

I don't. That idea stinks. How can we get into the shower, imaginatively speaking, if Tom's there?:mad:

And I'm speaking not just for me, but for the 400 other guys who view this thread every day but don't post.:rolleyes:
That would take a pretty big shower...:p

Which meshes with the story I got from a film producer that Nicole Kidman has had her very close "girlfriend" on the film set of a movie he produced.
Well, then she must bat both ways, because she's married now to the hottest guy in country music...or any other kind of music. No rumors about him and guys...

Which meshes with the story I got from a film producer that Nicole Kidman has had her very close "girlfriend" on the film set of a movie he produced.
Kidman doing another chick. Mmmmm. There's my good mental image of the day.

If they have enough cash...
Ahh..it's the Foxy Forum Femme herself, Natasha Nina Sexilechski.

That would take a pretty big shower...:pPretty sure that at least one of the 400 guys would be looking at Tom and not me http://cyclingforums.com/images/smilies/eek.gif

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Ahh..it's the Foxy Forum Femme herself, Natasha Nina Sexilechski.
What are you doing giving out my name like that!! :p

Did you see the South Park episode about them and Scientology? It was HILARIOUS!
Now Natasha....What's a wholesome midwest Christian girl like you doing watching South Park? Or did your minister recommend that the congregation watch that episode?

Did you see the South Park episode about them and Scientology? It was HILARIOUS!
I'm sure there's a better link to this, but it's the one I know about...

http://www.xenu.net/

you have to scroll down to the bottom of the page to find the links to the episode....it's roll on the floor funny. :)

Now Natasha....What's a wholesome midwest Christian girl like you doing watching South Park? Or did your minister recommend that the congregation watch that episode?
Uhh, umm, did I say that I saw it? I think I just said it was hilarious...yeah, I heard it from a friend, that's it...;)

Hey, about the yaggabomb...what is it? Red Bull and vodka? People drink that here, but I've never heard the Aussie nickname...and no they didn't have Red Bull back in the day...that was the era of the Fuzzy Navel, Sex On The Beach, a and Purple Hooters...and I believe the birth of the JellO shot....

Hey, about the yaggabomb...what is it? Red Bull and vodka? People drink that here, but I've never heard the Aussie nickname...and no they didn't have Red Bull back in the day...that was the era of the Fuzzy Navel, Sex On The Beach, a and Purple Hooters...and I believe the birth of the JellO shot....aahhhh fuzzy navels & sex on the beach... b52s... memories

Pretty sure that at least one of the 400 guys would be looking at Tom and not me http://cyclingforums.com/images/smilies/eek.gif

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That would be House/Casa.:p

Hey, about the yaggabomb...what is it? Red Bull and vodka? People drink that here, but I've never heard the Aussie nickname...and no they didn't have Red Bull back in the day...that was the era of the Fuzzy Navel, Sex On The Beach, a and Purple Hooters...and I believe the birth of the JellO shot....Half a can of Red Bull in a glass and drop a shot glass full of Jagermeister in there. Or two shots of Jager in a glass containing a full can of Red Bull.

aahhhh fuzzy navels & sex on the beach... b52s... memories
That's funny...my memories are a little...fuzzy, LOL. The other day I bought some gum that tastes like peach schnaaps, so that's how wild I am these days. :rolleyes: (Trident tropical splash or something...you should try it)

Two parts Red Bull and drop a shot glass full of Jagermeister in there.
Are you KIDDING ME?? You would have to already be pretty drunk to drink that...I did pretty good, then, I guessed Jaegermeister on the first try. :cool: