Re: What would the Devil have driven?

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donquijote1954 wrote:
> Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
> let's debate now what the Devil would have driven...

Since when was it decided that the son of god would have ridden a bike.
Personally I don't believe in any of the whole supreme being deal or the
devil for that matter. But if I did I would say the devil would have
driven something with an evil sounding name like "Viper"

"Just A User" <ken@up-yours-spammer.net> wrote in message
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> donquijote1954 wrote:
> > Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
> > let's debate now what the Devil would have driven...
>
> Since when was it decided that the son of god would have ridden a bike.
> Personally I don't believe in any of the whole supreme being deal or the
> devil for that matter. But if I did I would say the devil would have
> driven something with an evil sounding name like "Viper"
>

Actually God drove a Plymouth, because it says in the bible, "And in his
Fury he drove them out."

In rec.bicycles.misc Just A User <ken@up-yours-spammer.net> wrote:
> donquijote1954 wrote:
> > Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
> > let's debate now what the Devil would have driven...

Hoo sez the Devil doesn't exist! I saw him just the other day, driving
a six-wheeled Ford F-350, all alone, tailgating and talking on a cell
phone.

Bill

__o | A tyrant must put on the appearance
_`\(,_ | of uncommon devotion to religion.
(_)/ (_) | - Aristotle

Someone writes:

>> Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
>> let's debate now what the Devil would have driven...

> Since when was it decided that the son of god would have ridden a
> bike. Personally I don't believe in any of the whole supreme being
> deal or the devil for that matter. But if I did I would say the
> devil would have driven something with an evil sounding name like
> "Viper"

Oh, you mean like most athletic teams: Raiders, Cougars, Cheetahs,
Outlaws, Wranglers, Pirates, Bears, Orcas... It's all too macho for me.

Even my Jordan Jr. High, named after David Starr Jordan, an
ichthyologist, were naturally the Dolphins, but were recently
rechristened to the Cheetahs, the former name being to soft.

Team sports are America's unifying religion. Just watch what men read
first after buying a newspaper before boarding the train/bus/trolly.
The fiercer the better, but we weren't always that way. Some older
teams kept their civilized names like Orioles, man what a namby pamby
name. How can you follow the exploits of such a team.

Gino Bartali vs. Lance Armstrong, the all American boy! Oops that was
Jack Armstrong.

Jobst Brandt

"Just A User" <ken@up-yours-spammer.net> wrote in message
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> donquijote1954 wrote:
>> Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
>> let's debate now what the Devil would have driven...
>
> Since when was it decided that the son of god would have ridden a bike.
> Personally I don't believe in any of the whole supreme being deal or the
> devil for that matter. But if I did I would say the devil would have
> driven something with an evil sounding name like "Viper"
>

The devil was recently seen in NY at the UN, one could still smell the
sulfur for quite some time after he left.

JS

"George Conklin" <nil@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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> "Just A User" <ken@up-yours-spammer.net> wrote in message
> news:-cidne1K9v5azRjanZ2dnUVZ_g6dnZ2d@giganews.com...
>> donquijote1954 wrote:
>> > Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
>> > let's debate now what the Devil would have driven...
>>
>> Since when was it decided that the son of god would have ridden a bike.
>> Personally I don't believe in any of the whole supreme being deal or the
>> devil for that matter. But if I did I would say the devil would have
>> driven something with an evil sounding name like "Viper"
>>
>
> Actually God drove a Plymouth, because it says in the bible, "And in his
> Fury he drove them out."
>
>

I thought he drove a Honda, because "He gathered His disciples in an
Accord".

"George Conklin" <nil@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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> "Just A User" <ken@up-yours-spammer.net> wrote in message
> news:-cidne1K9v5azRjanZ2dnUVZ_g6dnZ2d@giganews.com...
>> donquijote1954 wrote:
>> > Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
>> > let's debate now what the Devil would have driven...
>>
>> Since when was it decided that the son of god would have ridden a bike.
>> Personally I don't believe in any of the whole supreme being deal or the
>> devil for that matter. But if I did I would say the devil would have
>> driven something with an evil sounding name like "Viper"
>>
>
> Actually God drove a Plymouth, because it says in the bible, "And in his
> Fury he drove them out."

Is that with the police interceptor transmission or the regular production
transmission?

"George Conklin" <nil@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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>> Since when was it decided that the son of god would have ridden a bike.
>> Personally I don't believe in any of the whole supreme being deal or the
>> devil for that matter. But if I did I would say the devil would have
>> driven something with an evil sounding name like "Viper"
>>
>
> Actually God drove a Plymouth, because it says in the bible, "And in his
> Fury he drove them out."
>
Motorbike - "And the roar of His Triumph was heard over the land"

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