Can the seppos sprint - pastiche of classic1

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1 Hilton Clarke (Toyota-United Pro Cycling Team) 33.51
2 Menzies Karl (Health Net presented by Maxxis) 0.00
3 Caleb Manion (Toyota-United)
4 Chad Hartley (The Jittery Joes Pro Cycling Te) 0.01
5 Peter Dawson (Rock Racing) 0.01
6 Evan Elken (The Jittery Joe's Pro Cycling T) 0.01
7 Richard England (Bissell Pro Cycling Team) 0.01

5 of the first 7. The entire podium. Where are the seppos. How ghey!

No they farkin carnt. Look at those results. Even aussies who cant sprint win sprints in the US. Aussies have been going to seppoland for decades to skool them and pwn them, since Alf Grenda and Reggie McNamara went ova to show them how to ride on the track and fight properly without using guns and nunchukkers and stuff. The only decent sprinter those cnuts have had since major taylor was that davis phinney cnut. major taylor was pretty good but he got better when he got taught by aussies and anyway was really an aborigine, and (little known fact) davis phinney is actually half aussie coz his mum rooted an aussie when his dad wasn't looking. That big seppo Nothstein who won the olympics was pretty fast but was actually shit coz he was no good in the six days. No good in the sixes means you are shit, like Alby Davis, who must be turning into a seppo he is so bad as a six day rider. he must have caught seppo off Lance Armstrong and discovery. Seppo is still > than ghey tho, unless you are a ghey seppo.

You seppos need to ride more track carnivals so ya can learn how to ride ya bikes proper and sprint like Aussies.

No they farkin carnt. Look at those results. Even aussies who cant sprint win sprints in the US. Aussies have been going to seppoland for decades to skool them and pwn them, since Alf Grenda and Reggie McNamara went ova to show them how to ride on the track and fight properly without using guns and nunchukkers and stuff. The only decent sprinter those cnuts have had since major taylor was that davis phinney cnut. major taylor was pretty good but he got better when he got taught by aussies and anyway was really an aborigine, and (little known fact) davis phinney is actually half aussie coz his mum rooted an aussie when his dad wasn't looking. That big seppo Nothstein who won the olympics was pretty fast but was actually shit coz he was no good in the six days. No good in the sixes means you are shit, like Alby Davis, who must be turning into a seppo he is so bad as a six day rider. he must have caught seppo off Lance Armstrong and discovery. Seppo is still > than ghey tho, unless you are a ghey seppo.

You seppos need to ride more track carnivals so ya can learn how to ride ya bikes proper and sprint like Aussies.
when Trent Wilson starts to beat seppos in sprints, you gotta worry.

No they farkin carnt. Look at those results. Even aussies who cant sprint win sprints in the US. Aussies have been going to seppoland for decades to skool them and pwn them, since Alf Grenda and Reggie McNamara went ova to show them how to ride on the track and fight properly without using guns and nunchukkers and stuff. The only decent sprinter those cnuts have had since major taylor was that davis phinney cnut. major taylor was pretty good but he got better when he got taught by aussies and anyway was really an aborigine, and (little known fact) davis phinney is actually half aussie coz his mum rooted an aussie when his dad wasn't looking. That big seppo Nothstein who won the olympics was pretty fast but was actually shit coz he was no good in the six days. No good in the sixes means you are shit, like Alby Davis, who must be turning into a seppo he is so bad as a six day rider. he must have caught seppo off Lance Armstrong and discovery. Seppo is still > than ghey tho, unless you are a ghey seppo.

You seppos need to ride more track carnivals so ya can learn how to ride ya bikes proper and sprint like Aussies.
As if 99.98% of the American population gives a flying f### about track cycling. 90% probably don't even know what it is. And, the only time they give a rat's ass about Australians in general is when Olympic swimming comes around once every four years. ;)

But, make sure and keep telling us what all we should be doing. Oh, and btw, since you're so concerned about all things gay, Americans as a whole consider the entire cycling "sport" to be . . . . gay. . . . and hardly a sport at all. But, keep on with your rants man . . . :rolleyes:

As if 99.98% of the American population gives a flying f### about track cycling. 90% probably don't even know what it is. And, the only time they give a rat's ass about Australians in general is when Olympic swimming comes around once every four years. ;)

But, make sure and keep telling us what all we should be doing. Oh, and btw, since you're so concerned about all things gay, Americans as a whole consider the entire cycling "sport" to be . . . . gay. . . . and hardly a sport at all. But, keep on with your rants man . . . :rolleyes:
Sorry honey but you can't use the 'cycling is gay' line when you're are a cycling fan yourself. If you are not a real fan, yet choose to hang out in a cycling forum, then you, my dearest, need help.

Sorry honey but you can't use the 'cycling is gay' line when you're are a cycling fan yourself. If you are not a real fan, yet choose to hang out in a cycling forum, then you, my dearest, need help.
Well sweetypie . . .

First, I mentioned the approximated percentages. Notice, none of the stats included 100%. ;)

Second, I'm into cycling for my own ride, not anybody else's. :cool:

As if 99.98% of the American population gives a flying f### about track cycling. 90% probably don't even know what it is. And, the only time they give a rat's ass about Australians in general is when Olympic swimming comes around once every four years. ;)

But, make sure and keep telling us what all we should be doing. Oh, and btw, since you're so concerned about all things gay, Americans as a whole consider the entire cycling "sport" to be . . . . gay. . . . and hardly a sport at all. But, keep on with your rants man . . . :rolleyes:Its not my problem you seppos have not farkin idea. Fark I hate patronising lezzos, especially seppo ones.

Its not my problem you seppos have not farkin idea.. Lezzo.
Do you wanna watch?

Do you wanna watch?No, keep your boiler suit on please.

Sorry honey but you can't use the 'cycling is gay' line when you're are a cycling fan yourself. If you are not a real fan, yet choose to hang out in a cycling forum, then you, my dearest, need help.

classic, jono learnt from the best, take a bow:D

it appears that all Aussies are crying wheel suckers, not just Cadel

No, we just feel sorry for youse lot.

Chocolate milkshake drinkers the lot of 'em. :)

Well sweetypie . . .

First, I mentioned the approximated percentages. Notice, none of the stats included 100%. ;)

Second, I'm into cycling for my own ride, not anybody else's. :cool:Dig up stupid.

The point here is, regardless of your percentages, that it is inherently stupid, and dare I say it, Septic; to even consider using some kind of argument that 90 whatever percent of Americans don't care about track cycling when you clearly are the minority who does give some sort of a shit.

Thunder: I learn from know one but my year 12 english teacher:D

Dig up stupid.

The point here is, regardless of your percentages, that it is inherently stupid, and dare I say it, Septic; to even consider using some kind of argument that 90 whatever percent of Americans don't care about track cycling when you clearly are the minority who does give some sort of a shit.

Thunder: I learn from know one but my year 12 english teacher:D
alternatively, one could deduce, that the 90% who are not interested, are idjits.

Which would about fit right 90% of the country +1 are idjits. :D

As I've mentioned before, there are only about one dozen cycling tracks in the whole of the USA.

Slowly we delve into the core of the problem;)

As I've mentioned before, there are only about one dozen cycling tracks in the whole of the USA.
Really . . . huh? Guess maybe my numbers were off afterall. More like 99.99% couldn't care less. ;)

Dig up stupid.

The point here is, regardless of your percentages, that it is inherently stupid, and dare I say it, Septic; to even consider using some kind of argument that 90 whatever percent of Americans don't care about track cycling when you clearly are the minority who does give some sort of a shit.

Thunder: I learn from know one but my year 12 english teacher:DStill in 12th grade, eh? I'm not going to engage with a child.

Btw, nothing I said ever indicated I had any sort of interest in track cycling. ;)

Still in 12th grade, eh?
Your right C'dale Girl.

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