Can the seppos sprint - pastiche of classic1

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Your right C'dale Girl.

She's back folks, for another whipping round.
Feeling macho in here are you thunder? Hardly back and hardly could care.

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I forgot to ask thunder, what do rotten aniseed flavoured french drinks have to do with me?

Still in 12th grade, eh? I'm not going to engage with a child.

Btw, nothing I said ever indicated I had any sort of interest in track cycling. ;)Good idea. Your lack of knowledge would become apparent and it would be very embarrassing to get schooled by a kiddie. Better let sleeping dogs lie.

Still in 12th grade, eh? I'm not going to engage with a child.

Btw, nothing I said ever indicated I had any sort of interest in track cycling. ;)Cycling, track cycling, it all falls under one banner in regards to the poor efforts of seppo sprinters.

For something that you and your percentages consider to be "hardly a sport at all" you seem to be fairly interested..

Oh, and 12th grade was last year;)

Really . . . huh? Guess maybe my numbers were off afterall. More like 99.99% couldn't care less. ;)What, and that's a good thing?

You've got shit sprinters and the reason why is right there staring you in the face, yet somehow you manage to parade it around as a vaild reason for having shit sprinters and not caring about it either:confused:

What are we supposed to rebutt? You've made our argument for us:)

What, and that's a good thing?

You've got shit sprinters and the reason why is right there staring you in the face, yet somehow you manage to parade it around as a vaild reason for having shit sprinters and not caring about it either:confused:

What are we supposed to rebutt? You've made our argument for us:)I don't understand this bashing going on. If a country doesn't care shit about a certain sport, what else do you expect anyway? A star team? Or do you want them to pull out of track cycling altogether?

Still in 12th grade, eh? I'm not going to engage with a child.

Btw, nothing I said ever indicated I had any sort of interest in track cycling. ;)Now, now.
You've entered this fray, CG, so you shouldn't be upset if some mud is thrown, lest the lady doth protest too much. It's a piss-take, shit-stirring, nothing more. It isn't personal, at least until you take offence.

Let it go.

I don't understand this bashing going on. If a country doesn't care shit about a certain sport, what else do you expect anyway? A star team? Or do you want them to pull out of track cycling altogether?
No just trying to get C'Girl to realise its a valid reason for being crap at sprinting, but its not some kind of rebuttal to classic's original post. If no one likes track then fair enough, but ya gotta accept the very balanced and well delivered constructive criticism that ya sprinters are all shit:D

I think this has been debated a little too far, but what the hey:cool:

What, and that's a good thing?

You've got shit sprinters and the reason why is right there staring you in the face, yet somehow you manage to parade it around as a vaild reason for having shit sprinters and not caring about it either:confused:

What are we supposed to rebutt? You've made our argument for us:)
I wasn't trying to NOT make your argument Jono, but in reading the thread it sure looks like you've done a lot of rebutting. ;) I was explaining to you the reason BEHIND the situation.

Tell me something Jono. How many ice rinks do you have in Oz? And, within those ice rinks, how many ice hockey teams do you have there? Afterall, I'm sure there's a huge interest in ice hockey in your tropical climate there. Why don't you guys bring one of your hockey teams on over here so we can beat the shit out of them and then brag about it. I know I for one felt awesome when the US (and just about every other country competing) beat out the Jamaican bobsledders in the Olympics. :rolleyes: (And, btw, I was being facetious there. I actually cheered for the Jamaicans and hoped they'd win. If you bring your hockey team here, I'll cheer for them too. ;) . You know what would be really cool is if you, thunder and classic could take the sport up real quick and join the team and come on over and play. I'd be conflicted on who to cheer for under those circumstances, but it'd make a great game I bet. :D )

TDL, thanks for your gentlemanly response.

Whats going on here? This thread is about me and seppos sprinters. Actually, its all about moi, classic1. Get over yourselves. Its all there in the title for you to read. The seppo sprinter part is irrelevant. It could have said unicorns or dodos or Easter bunny, coz they don't exist either. You're all jealous coz I get a thread with my own name on it. Thank you thunder for recognising my genius.

Now, now.

You've entered this fray, CG, so you shouldn't be upset if some mud is thrown, lest the lady doth protest too much. It's a piss-take, shit-stirring, nothing more. It isn't personal, at least until you take offence.

Let it go.Thanks Drongo. I don't ever dispute spelling, because, as you for one should know by now, I type faster than I think and thus misspell all the time. I was merely pointing out the humor in the sentence referencing the 12th grade ENGLISH teacher. Funny. ;)

Edit: which, btw Drongo, I for one didn't even assume that Jono's misspelling wasn't intentional. I thought he might be making a funny there and I merely pointed it out in case it wasn't intentional, because I saw it as humorous.

Tell me something Jono. How many ice rinks do you have in Oz? And, within those ice rinks, how many ice hockey teams do you have there? Afterall, I'm sure there's a huge interest in ice hockey in your tropical climate there. Why don't you guys bring one of your hockey teams on over here so we can beat the shit out of them and then brag about it. I know I for one felt awesome when the US (and just about every other country competing) beat out the Jamaican bobsledders in the Olympics. :rolleyes: (And, btw, I was being facetious there. I actually cheered for the Jamaicans and hoped they'd win. If you bring your hockey team here, I'll cheer for them too. ;) . You know what would be really cool is if you, thunder and classic could take the sport up real quick and join the team and come on over and play. I'd be conflicted on who to cheer for under those circumstances, but it'd make a great game I bet. :D )
.You lost?
Does this look like an ice hockey forum to you??

C'dale Girl, would you like to make an apology to all non-seppos in this thread for offending us with your seppo drivel.

C'dale Girl, would you like to make an apology to all non-seppos in this thread for offending us with your seppo drivel.
Nah thunder . . . wasn't it you who said I had nothing to apologize for?

Come on man. You're the self-proclaimed king of the banter. As such, surely you aren't offended, previously, presently or ever. Surely you can take it, right?

I'm pretty sure the other big boys here aren't offended. They seem to handle dishing it out and taking it just fine. ;)

Nah thunder . . . wasn't it you who said I had nothing to apologize for?

Come on man. You're the self-proclaimed king of the banter. As such, surely you aren't offended, previously, presently or ever. Surely you can take it, right?

I'm pretty sure the other big boys here aren't offended. They seem to handle dishing it out and taking it just fine. ;)
where is seppo madness for a voice o' reason

where is seppo madness for a voice o' reason
Good God, it is absolutely, positively, physically impossible for you not to respond to a post of mine. Now go ahead and prove me wrong. Please. I'm begging you. Do us ALL the favor. I'm pretty sure others would welcome the silence as well. If you don't prove me wrong now, then . . . well . . . you prove me right. And, you wouldn't want that now would you thunder?

. you prove me right. And, you wouldn't want that now would you thunder?ahhhh well played, it's a win win for you now:D

Thunder, you're on ya own:D

ahhhh well played, it's a win win for you now:D

Thunder, you're on ya own:D
I think we gots another Kathy Watt here on the forum Jono.

Luckily enough, I dont think she has a shop in Black Rock.

Yeh but Kathy Squat ain't fulla shit:D

You know, C, if they want to be proud of their Aussie sprinters...let'em. Poor blokes..what else have they got? I mean they don't even have the croc guy, what's-his-name, anymore. :(


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