Armstrong Is Dating Your Mother!!!!

[Dullard Trite]

MIT had been set up specifically as a counterbalance to all those schools that serviced students
from standard nuclear families, and so it was filled with only students from the most complex family
backgrounds. In order just to apply, you had to be able to prove that, at the very least, your
sister was one of your mothers, and your mother was really your grandmother.

[bdhanke]

Originally posted by Dullard Trite
MIT had been set up specifically as a counterbalance to all those schools that serviced students
from standard nuclear families, and so it was filled with only students from the most complex family
backgrounds. In order just to apply, you had to be able to prove that, at the very least, your
sister was one of your mothers, and your mother was really your grandmother. :

Egads! Is that why she won't return my calls? She knows I ride a Cannondale. Now, thanks to his sponsor-induced propaganda, she probably won't ever speak to me again. (sob)

Hmm, then again, given our track record, could that be so bad? And then there's always the possibility of scoring a date with his ex! She's hot! Anyone got her number?