Sorry, this is just for Matthew Marrawoski
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Dear Matthew, 'tis time for our weekly chat. And how are you, m'boy? Still angry?
You appear to have ruffled Pete's feathers on asc (Congrats! I've been trying to do that for years!)
though he seems to be convinced that you are
me. Frustrating, no? I think they were a touch miffed that you didn't 'out' me or provide a
contact address/telephone number for Fraser. Perhaps you should reconsider this policy?
I've had a couple of emails expressing concern that I have only one named stalker. Apparently one
cannot be considered a fully-fledged net personality until one has at least three. Any chance you
have some chums who'd like to join you on your crusade against evil?
What do you do for a living? You always seem to post late at night and, as I'm tucked up in bed by
ten, we never have the chance to chat. Couldn't you pop in early one evening so we'd have the
opportunity for a real-time exchange? However, if you do, I feel duty bound to warn you that I'll
expect a little more in the way of humour than the constant repetition of "> BAAAHAAAAAWAAAAAAA", so
put your thinking cap on before you reach for your keyboard.
I'll be at Meadowbank this evening if you'd like to pop down and say 'hello'. Not the running track
but the velodrome. First time on a track bike. Should be fun. Apparently the bloody bikes are fixed
wheel with no brakes. Come along and "> BAAAHAAAAAWAAAAAAA" as I zoom around the banking- the
acoustics in there should make you sound quite scary. If you can't make that we'll be popping along
afterwards to The Southsider around
10. You'll recognise our group 'cause one of the girls looks *exactly* like Cameron Diaz 'cept a
bit tubbier. And no, you can't have her, there is a queue, and I'm before you.
Roger.
Sorry, I know this was for one jogger only, but these flashes of unbridled insanity are imposible
not to read.
I don't know why you find time to taunt poor MM. As you've implied he is simple, witless and
boorish. Taunting Mr. Robbotow is, or at least it used to be, much more entertaining.
Surf
"Surf McBrowse" <asdf@zxcv.net> wrote in message
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> I don't know why you find time to taunt poor MM. As you've implied he is simple, witless and
> boorish. Taunting Mr. Robbotow is, or at least it used to be, much more entertaining.
Actually Surf, you've hit the nail square on the head. Rec.running is passing through a phase where
it has a dearth of posters worthy of teasing. Wobbot has gone soft since he was slapped about by his
ISP, Doug is becoming more grumpy and less entertaining, Timmy has run off to lick his wounds, Oz
has developed a fine sense of ironic humour and won't let me upset him anymore, Rebekki is a bore (a
dull bore, not an amusing one), Global CD is showing all the signs of 'mental strain', Anders and Mr
Common won't come and play in my playground, the O49 girlie won't talk to *anyone*, and even that
funny maths guy has gone all quiet of late.
Maybe Santa will bring me a new playmate.
Roger.
"apusapus" <apusapus@clara.co.uk> wrote in message news:1068739868.10216.0@dyke.uk.clara.net...
> Actually Surf, you've hit the nail square on the head. Rec.running is passing through a phase
> where it has a dearth of posters worthy of
teasing.
> Wobbot has gone soft since he was slapped about by his ISP, Doug is becoming more grumpy and less
> entertaining, Timmy has run off to lick his wounds, Oz has developed a fine sense of ironic humour
> and won't let me upset him anymore, Rebekki is a bore (a dull bore, not an amusing one), Global CD
> is showing all the signs of 'mental strain', Anders and Mr
Common
> won't come and play in my playground, the O49 girlie won't talk to
*anyone*,
> and even that funny maths guy has gone all quiet of late.
Sadly true. Why not have a go at MAT? I've tried to draw it in to an exchange of stinging insults
but it won't bite. It's mastered the hit and run and will, most likely, stick to it. Prizing the
pearl from it's oyster would be an achievement.
Surf
apusapus <apusapus@clara.co.uk> wrote:
> "Surf McBrowse" <asdf@zxcv.net> wrote in message
> news:DANsb.41503$xI2.762595@news20.bellglobal.com...
>
>> I don't know why you find time to taunt poor MM. As you've implied he is simple, witless and
>> boorish. Taunting Mr. Robbotow is, or at least it used to be, much more entertaining.
>
> Actually Surf, you've hit the nail square on the head. Rec.running is passing through a phase
> where it has a dearth of posters worthy of teasing. Wobbot has gone soft since he was slapped
> about by his ISP, Doug is becoming more grumpy and less entertaining, Timmy has run off to lick
> his wounds, Oz has developed a fine sense of ironic humour and won't let me upset him anymore,
> Rebekki is a bore (a dull bore, not an amusing one), Global CD is showing all the signs of 'mental
> strain', Anders and Mr Common won't come and play in my playground, the O49 girlie won't talk to
> *anyone*, and even that funny maths guy has gone all quiet of late.
Well, that's a bother. And here I thought it was because I'd killfiled him.
Matthew, if you're paying attention, perhaps you should take heed from from this - I bet more
people killfiled you than killfile the evil, nasty wabbit that you're chasing after.
> Maybe Santa will bring me a new playmate.
I think that's illegal, at least in the states.
But how's that freeuk service treating you?
-Dave (the stalkers obviously need a push in the right direction)
--
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"Surf McBrowse" <asdf@zxcv.net> wrote in message
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> Sadly true. Why not have a go at MAT? I've tried to draw it in to an exchange of stinging insults
> but it won't bite. It's mastered the hit and run and will, most likely, stick to it. Prizing the
> pearl from it's oyster would be an achievement.
MAT is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma*, and is probably best left that way. Once you
take away the smoke and mirrors even the most beautiful object looks rather plain.
No. I shall bide my time until a new chum appears. It'll probably be like waiting for a bus in
Edinburgh. You stand forlorn for an hour or so and then three come along all at once.
Roger.
*sorry, Mr Churchill, you never thought your words would be reduced to this, did you?
apusapus wrote:
> Maybe Santa will bring me a new playmate.
I've ordered you an electronic whoopee cushion for Xmas. It attaches to the underside of a chair
and makes flatulent sounds. You can then take this device to a restaurant or movie and giggle over
the sounds.
Me Grumpy? I'm having a blast. It's no fun anymore picking Willie Wanker apart.
--
Doug Freese "Caveat Lector" dfreeseS@NOBShvc.rr.com
On Thu, 13 Nov 2003 20:52:22 GMT, Doug Freese <dfreese@NOBShvc.rr.com> wrote:
>
>
>apusapus wrote:
>
>> Maybe Santa will bring me a new playmate.
>
I got him that chinese thing where you put your fingers in each end and pull, and you can't get them
out as long as you keep pulling. This should keep him busy for several days.
Surf was trying to get me to "bite" in an exchange of insults? Christ, I thought she was hitting on
me. I still can't read women.
"apusapus" <apusapus@clara.co.uk> wrote in message news:<1068715272.61007.0@lotis.uk.clara.net>...
>
> You appear to have ruffled Pete's feathers on asc (Congrats! I've been trying to do that for
> years!) though he seems to be convinced that you are
> me. Frustrating, no?
Why I am you. Pete is right.
I think they were a touch miffed that you didn't
> 'out' me or provide a contact address/telephone number for Fraser. Perhaps you should reconsider
> this policy?
>
And let you off the hook. How boring. You sweat so well.
> Any chance you have some chums who'd like to join you on your crusade against evil?
Not evil. Stupidity.
>
> What do you do for a living?
Porn star.
> way of humour than the constant repetition of "> BAAAHAAAAAWAAAAAAA", so put your thinking cap on
> before you reach for your keyboard.
I am just trying to stoop to your level.
>to The Southsider around
> 10. You'll recognise our group 'cause one of the girls looks *exactly* like Cameron Diaz 'cept a
> bit tubbier. And no, you can't have her, there is a queue, and I'm before you.
Are your sure she is not a bloke? Glad you will finally get to lose your virginity.
On Thu, 13 Nov 2003 21:37:37 -0500 (EST), High_Colonic@webtv.net (Miss Anne Thrope) wrote:
>Surf was trying to get me to "bite" in an exchange of insults? Christ, I thought she was hitting on
>me. I still can't read women.
Strange, most gay men have a good insight on women.
"Matthew Mazerowski" <one.hundred@talk21.com> wrote in message
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Matthew! Where were you last night? You never turned up! We were all SO looking forward to
meeting you.
> Not evil. Stupidity.
OK, stupidity then, like I care. But I NEED MORE STALKERS if I'm ever to become infamous.
> I am just trying to stoop to your level.
How I wish I could believe you.
> Are your sure she is not a bloke?
Oh, I'm SURE.
> Glad you will finally get to lose your virginity.
Actually, I was hoping you'd give me some advice on that. Where *exactly* do all my bits and bobs
go? Last time 'Cameron' peeked at my little chum she mumbled something about it being "too bloody
big" and that she'd need to "give birth to a 12 lb baby before that would fit in." What does she
mean? Oooh, and while we're on the subject, my current femme is given to fainting with intense
pleasure during her orgasm. Is this normal? Should I try and spoil my technique in some way, and if
so, what would you suggest? I could always scream "Oh my god, my balls have burst!" at an
inopportune moment. Would this reduce the quality of her orgasm to acceptable levels?
Roger.
Moi, une femme? Je suis flatté. I do have nice legs, but they're only about as feminine as Martina
Navratilova.
But enough about me (for now). Hmmm ... who is MAT? Lets see ... You hang out in internet cafes, in
short leather skirts, with no underwear. You think
meat packing plant. By night you satisfy the kinky fetishes of dirty old men. You are seriously
considering quitting your day job despite all the free Angus rib steaks. Most men find you rude and
scary, some find you irresistible but you don't like that type unless they're paying. In high school
you hung out with the mods and the punks before there were goths. Sometimes you think you're a
Vampire. You jog every second day, only because you can't stand the thought of your bum not being
tight and pert.
Clairvoyantly yours, Surf
"Miss Anne Thrope" <High_Colonic@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> Surf was trying to get me to "bite" in an exchange of insults? Christ, I thought she was hitting
> on me. I still can't read women.
Haruspex offers:
> Actually, I was hoping you'd give me some advice on that. Where *exactly* do all my bits and bobs
> go? Last time 'Cameron' peeked at my little chum she mumbled something about it being "too bloody
> big" and that she'd need to "give birth to a 12 lb baby before that would fit in." What does she
> mean? Oooh, and while we're on the subject, my current femme is given to fainting with intense
> pleasure during her orgasm. Is this normal? Should I try and spoil my technique in some way, and
> if so, what would you suggest? I could always scream "Oh my god, my balls have burst!" at an
> inopportune moment. Would this reduce the quality of her orgasm to acceptable levels?
The bathroom humor is priceless. Holy heretic, I must be mellowing.
--
Doug Freese "Caveat Lector" dfreeseS@NOBShvc.rr.com
In article <1068815531.8331.0@eunomia.uk.clara.net>, apusapus wrote:
> "Matthew Mazerowski" <one.hundred@talk21.com> wrote in message
> news:e40696d8.0311132022.4258b495@posting.google.com...
> Actually, I was hoping you'd give me some advice on that. Where *exactly* do all my bits and bobs
> go? Last time 'Cameron' peeked at my little chum she mumbled something about it being "too bloody
> big" and that she'd need to "give birth to a 12 lb baby before that would fit in." What does she
> mean? Oooh, and while we're on the subject, my current femme is given to fainting with intense
> pleasure during her orgasm. Is this normal? Should I try and spoil my technique in some way, and
> if so, what would you suggest? I could always scream "Oh my god, my balls have burst!" at an
> inopportune moment. Would this reduce the quality of her orgasm to acceptable levels?
You could put on a wobbot mask during the act. That should take care of the intense pleasure and
orgasm problems, but you'd still have to do something about the fainting.
Cheers,
--
Donovan Rebbechi http://pegasus.rutgers.edu/~elflord/
On Fri, 14 Nov 2003 09:00:02 -0500, "Surf McBrowse" <asdf@zxcv.net> wrote:
>Moi, une femme? Je suis flatté. I do have nice legs, but they're only about as feminine as Martina
>Navratilova.
>
>But enough about me (for now). Hmmm ... who is MAT? Lets see ... You hang out in internet cafes, in
>short leather skirts, with no underwear. You think
>meat packing plant. By night you satisfy the kinky fetishes of dirty old men. You are seriously
>considering quitting your day job despite all the free Angus rib steaks. Most men find you rude and
>scary, some find you irresistible but you don't like that type unless they're paying. In high
>school you hung out with the mods and the punks before there were goths. Sometimes you think you're
>a Vampire. You jog every second day, only because you can't stand the thought of your bum not being
>tight and pert.
>
>Clairvoyantly yours, Surf
Surf my love...
"apusapus" <apusapus@clara.co.uk> wrote in message news:<1068815531.8331.0@eunomia.uk.clara.net>...
> "Matthew Mazerowski" <one.hundred@talk21.com> wrote in message
> news:e40696d8.0311132022.4258b495@posting.google.com...
>
>
> Matthew! Where were you last night? You never turned up! We were all SO looking forward to
> meeting you.
Next time get off your couch and come out.
.
>
> OK, stupidity then, like I care. But I NEED MORE STALKERS if I'm ever to become infamous.
>
It is not stalking moron. It is trolling. You are just getting what you give. Can not take it? What
a coward. Going to cry to mommy next?
BAAAAHHHHHAAAAWAAAAA>
>
> > I am just trying to stoop to your level.
>
> How I wish I could believe you.
>
it is hard to go that low.
>
> > Are your sure she is not a bloke?
>
> Oh, I'm SURE.
Sure he is hey.
>
>
> > Glad you will finally get to lose your virginity.
>
> Actually, I was hoping you'd give me some advice on that. Where *exactly* do all my bits and
> bobs go? Last time 'Cameron' peeked at my little chum she mumbled something about it being "too
> bloody big"
Try opening your pants instead of taking off your hat dickhead. The reading glasses that make a
millimeter look like a decimeter are a nice touch though.
and that she'd need to
> "give birth to a 12 lb baby before that would fit in."
Bald spots look like that. Try that baldness cream.
> and spoil my technique in some way, and if so, what would you suggest? I could always scream "Oh
> my god, my balls have burst!" at an inopportune moment.
It will not work till you get some.
"apusapus" <apusapus@clara.co.uk> wrote in message news:<1068815531.8331.0@eunomia.uk.clara.net>...
> "Matthew Mazerowski" <one.hundred@talk21.com> wrote in message
> news:e40696d8.0311132022.4258b495@posting.google.com...
>
>
> Matthew! Where were you last night? You never turned up! We were all SO looking forward to
> meeting you.
Next time get off your couch and come out.
.
>
> OK, stupidity then, like I care. But I NEED MORE STALKERS if I'm ever to become infamous.
>
It is not stalking moron. It is trolling. You are just getting what you give. Can not take it? What
a coward. Going to cry to mommy next?
BAAAAHHHHHAAAAWAAAAA>
>
> > I am just trying to stoop to your level.
>
> How I wish I could believe you.
>
it is hard to go that low.
>
> > Are your sure she is not a bloke?
>
> Oh, I'm SURE.
Sure he is hey.
>
>
> > Glad you will finally get to lose your virginity.
>
> Actually, I was hoping you'd give me some advice on that. Where *exactly* do all my bits and
> bobs go? Last time 'Cameron' peeked at my little chum she mumbled something about it being "too
> bloody big"
Try opening your pants instead of taking off your hat dickhead. The reading glasses that make a
millimeter look like a decimeter are a nice touch though.
and that she'd need to
> "give birth to a 12 lb baby before that would fit in."
Bald spots look like that. Try that baldness cream.
> and spoil my technique in some way, and if so, what would you suggest? I could always scream "Oh
> my god, my balls have burst!" at an inopportune moment.
It will not work till you get some.
"Matthew Mazerowski" <one.hundred@talk21.com> wrote in message
news:e40696d8.0311150009.78288b07@posting.google.com...
Hey Matthew, we're on line together!
Fancy a chat?
Roger
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