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Carol Hague
  
Today's trundle takes us to the exciting destination of Gilberdyke Post Office :-)

We do have a P.O. in the village, but it only opens two days a week, neither of which is Friday, so
off I pootle to Gilberdyke with my parcel.

There are three possible routes.

The main road isn't busy by comparison with many urban roads, but it's busy enough to be not much
fun, and frankly the traffic calming measures through Newport (no not that one :-)) and Gilberdyke
itself don't help much.

Sustrans Route 65 passes our house and at the end of our road turns left and becomes a gravel track
for a bit. Although "gravel" is stretching it a bit - more like baby boulders in places. Probably
fine on a knobbly-tyred MTB, and actually doable on the trike, but somewhat hard on the bones.

So I usually opt for the inbetween route that goes past the tile factory. Despite this it's actually
quite pretty. The first bit out of the village runs parallel with the canal - I've seen herons there
in summer. A lone pot marigold by the side of the road looks lovely in the sunshine that's filtering
through the mist. It's cold, but not miserably so - just enough to encourage vigorous pedalling,
which can only be a good thing.

Just past the tuning on to the tile factory road is a large pond/small lake. I don't know, but I
suspect this is a spent clay pit, which would explain why the factory is out here in the middle of
nothing much.

In the summer, the fields on the other side of the road were full of lapwings, but now the only
birds visible are seagulls.

No trailer today as I'm only taking a small parcel and picking up a few odds and ends, so I'm going
fairly fast (for me) and trying to go faster (next year's racing to think of :-)).

Past the row of mature oak trees, some of which lean at slightly rakish angles thanks to the strong
winds in these parts. No squirrels today, they must be tucked up in their dreys trying to remember
where they buried the acorns...

Right on to the road that leads back to the main road and on to the level crossing (you can't get
far out of our village without crossing the railway lines). Sometimes i'm lucky and there are no
trains coming, but not today. But at least the gates come down when I'm a couple of hundred yards
away so there's plenty of time to gear down before I stop. And it's only a passenger train in each
direction. Sometimes there are massive goods trains with 25-30 trucks and you can feel the ground
vibrate as they pass.

Up past the farm on the left, keeping an eye out for horses, which sometimes take exception to the
trike. I always stop and demount the flag, when I meet horses. I talk to them too. If they seem
really nervous I stand up as well, so that they can see for themselves that I'm a person and not a
horse-eating monster.

Left past the garden center and the field where the PYO strawberries live in the summer (yum!). This
road emerges on a 90 degree bend in downtown Gilberdyke. Not normally a problem, as the sightlines
are pretty good, but there are roadworks to the left of the junction (in the direction I need to go)
and the road emerges between the traffic lights and the "stop here when lights are red" board.

They are indeed red when I get there, so I stop and signal left while I wait for them to change.
Meanwhile a car trundles up behind me, apparently totally fails to see the traffic light (and no, I
wasn't obscuring it) and merrily proceeds onwards - until the driver spots the car coming towards
them, whereupon they stop, let the other car past and carry on, all while the light is still red....

When the light is green I scoot along to the Post Office, where I find my average for the outward
trip is 9.0mph, which represents definite progress.

I exchange "good mornings" with three other cyclists including a chap on an upright trike with
20-inch wheels - possibly a Di Blasi, but I didn't get a good enough look at it to tell.

On the way back the sun is getting a bit stronger but hasn't dissipated all the mist yet, as the
mournful hooting of the foghorn attests (thanks to the foghorn we know if it's foggy before we get
out of bed here, which can be handy). There are swans visible on the tile factory pond.

The only thing even vaguely resembling a hill on this route is the bridge over the canal, which even
my Ernie Wise-style legs can cope with easily. The slope on the other side gives a nice speed boost
though and I'm trundling quite rapidly towards home, where I'm pleased to find the average has
increased to 9.2. I don't think Ben needs to look to his laurels just yet though :-)

Right, that's all three of my most frequently used routes written up. Now I'll have to find
somewhere else to go. Oh, the humanity! :-)

--
Carol Hague "I was just being a little teapot. It's a bad habit of mine"
- Wyvern, Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)

Dirtylitterboxo
  
So there's at least two of us who've had a decent day cycling then!

Cheers, helen s :-D

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Dirtylitterboxo
  
So there's at least two of us who've had a decent day cycling then!

Cheers, helen s :-D

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Dirtylitterboxo
  
So there's at least two of us who've had a decent day cycling then!

Cheers, helen s :-D

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David Hansen
  
On Fri, 5 Dec 2003 17:20:12 +0000 someone who may be carol@wrhpv.com (Carol Hague) wrote this:-

>No squirrels today, they must be tucked up in their dreys trying to remember where they buried the
>acorns...

I gather much research has been done on this, though no conclusion has been reached.

>Up past the farm on the left, keeping an eye out for horses, which sometimes take exception to
>the trike.

I imagine that to a horse it seems even more like some dangerous large cat than an upright bike.

>They are indeed red when I get there, so I stop and signal left while I wait for them to change.
>Meanwhile a car trundles up behind me, apparently totally fails to see the traffic light (and no,
>I wasn't obscuring it) and merrily proceeds onwards - until the driver spots the car coming
>towards them, whereupon they stop, let the other car past and carry on, all while the light is
>still red....

<uk.transport> But, but, but, we know that cyclists always ignore red lights. Hard working,
oppressed motorists would never do something like that!!!!! You must be lying!!!! </uk.transport>

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Simonj
  
> <uk.transport> But, but, but, we know that cyclists always ignore red lights. Hard working,
> oppressed motorists would never do something like that!!!!! You must be lying!!!! </uk.transport>
>
Is somebody trying to troll the troll? Better luck next time, and I think you meant <uk.rec.driving

Carol Hague
  
David Hansen <SENDdavidNOhSPAM@spidacom.co.uk> wrote:

> On Fri, 5 Dec 2003 17:20:12 +0000 someone who may be carol@wrhpv.com (Carol Hague) wrote this:-

> >Up past the farm on the left, keeping an eye out for horses, which sometimes take exception to
> >the trike.
>
> I imagine that to a horse it seems even more like some dangerous large cat than an upright bike.

Some riders I've spoken to think it's the flapping flag the horse reacts to, but some of them remain
nervous even when I take the flag down and put it on the ground, so I doubt it's that, or at least
that it's *only* that.

The horses in the fields near the village barely turn a hair when I go by these days, so they've
obviously got used it, whatever it is :-)

--
Carol Hague "Sadistic little buggers, squirrels. I've always said so. Mind you, rabbits are worse.
Bastards!"
- Simon R. Green, _Beyond The Blue Moon_

Just Zis Guy
  
On Fri, 5 Dec 2003 17:20:12 +0000, carol@wrhpv.com (Carol Hague) wrote:

>Up past the farm on the left, keeping an eye out for horses, which sometimes take exception to the
>trike. I always stop and demount the flag, when I meet horses.

It's not the flag, it's the bike. I have the same problem, especially with young inexperienced
horses who have just been spooked by a cager.

Guy
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Carol Hague
  
Just zis Guy, you know? <outlook.bugs@microsoft.com> wrote:

> On Fri, 5 Dec 2003 17:20:12 +0000, carol@wrhpv.com (Carol Hague) wrote:
>
> >Up past the farm on the left, keeping an eye out for horses, which sometimes take exception to
> >the trike. I always stop and demount the flag, when I meet horses.
>
> It's not the flag, it's the bike.

I'd pretty much come to the same conclusion, but a lot of the *riders* think it's the flag, and it's
not a major inconvenience.

> I have the same problem, especially with young inexperienced horses who have just been spooked by
> a cager.

I think the confidence of the rider counts for a fair bit too - we had a nasty experience many
moons ago when Rob had his Ross Trice. A clearly nervous young lady tried to force her horse past
him (instead of letting it have a good look and realise he wasn't dangerous) and it panicked and
ran her into a barbed wire fence. (She and her friend declined our offers of assistance,
understandable really).

This incident is a big part of why I'm *very* careful around horses....

--
Carol Hague "I was just being a little teapot. It's a bad habit of mine"
- Wyvern, Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased).

Just Zis Guy
  
On Sat, 6 Dec 2003 16:03:02 +0000 (UTC), "SimonJ" <me@mine.net> wrote:

>I think you meant <uk.rec.driving>

I would have thought that much more a uk.tosspot comment, but what do I know?

Guy
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David Hansen
  
On Sat, 6 Dec 2003 17:17:27 +0000 someone who may be carol@wrhpv.com (Carol Hague) wrote this:-

>> I imagine that to a horse it seems even more like some dangerous large cat than an upright bike.
>
>Some riders I've spoken to think it's the flapping flag the horse reacts to, but some of them
>remain nervous even when I take the flag down and put it on the ground, so I doubt it's that, or at
>least that it's *only* that.

A bike is a bit bigger than a large cat, it also moves swiftly and silently like a large cat. I
think that to a horse seeing something like that generates an instant flight or fight response.
Almost anything else it experiences on the road will make a noise so the horse can evaluate it.

>The horses in the fields near the village barely turn a hair when I go by these days, so they've
>obviously got used it, whatever it is :-)

You are not in the same space. If you were cycling through the fields I would expect a
different response.

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Carol Hague
  
David Hansen <SENDdavidNOhSPAM@spidacom.co.uk> wrote:

> On Sat, 6 Dec 2003 17:17:27 +0000 someone who may be carol@wrhpv.com (Carol Hague) wrote this:-
>
> >> I imagine that to a horse it seems even more like some dangerous large cat than an upright
> >> bike.
> >
> >Some riders I've spoken to think it's the flapping flag the horse reacts to, but some of them
> >remain nervous even when I take the flag down and put it on the ground, so I doubt it's that, or
> >at least that it's *only* that.
>
> A bike is a bit bigger than a large cat, it also moves swiftly and silently like a large cat.

I think that's the only time I've ever been described as moving swiftly and silently - I may print
it out and frame it :-)

I know what you mean though.

>I think that to a horse seeing something like that generates an instant flight or fight response.
>Almost anything else it experiences on the road will make a noise so the horse can evaluate it.

That's why I talk to them, so that they can tell I'm just another silly human bean.
>
> >The horses in the fields near the village barely turn a hair when I go by these days, so they've
> >obviously got used it, whatever it is :-)
>
> You are not in the same space. If you were cycling through the fields I would expect a different
> response.

The ones I meet on the road seem to get used to me - when I meet them on subsequent occasions
they're usually less nervous - " Oh, it's *that* one....didn't bite last time...maybe it's OK...".

You're right though, in that I wouldn't voluntarily get into the field with them, just in case.

Some horses are rock solid even when seeing the trike for the first time, which I think is probably
partly temperament and partly rider confidence - when I was living at my parents-in-law's house last
year I was extra careful in the lanes because racehorses are regularly exercised in the area and
they can be even more unpredictable than the normal sort.....

--
Carol Hague "The glassblower's cat is bompstable"
- Dorothy L. Sayers, _Clouds of Witness_

Dave Kahn
  
carol@wrhpv.com (Carol Hague) wrote in message news:<1g5m5ay.1ap6ukk9bg24N%carol@wrhpv.com>...

> That's why I talk to them, so that they can tell I'm just another silly human bean.

Agreed. I always call out a "cyclist behind you" warning. I think it helps both the rider and the
horse. As I go past though, I sometimes have a lingering suspicion that the horse is thinking, "Huh,
call that a cyclist?"

--
Dave...

David Hansen
  
On Sun, 7 Dec 2003 20:21:23 +0000 someone who may be carol@wrhpv.com (Carol Hague) wrote this:-

>I think that's the only time I've ever been described as moving swiftly and silently - I may print
>it out and frame it :-)

I always do my best to oblige ladies:-)

>You're right though, in that I wouldn't voluntarily get into the field with them, just in case.

My father was convinced that the word mad always went before the word horse.

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