Miss Ann Thrope Dies in Cheetos Mishap

[NotTactful]

Tragedy, like lightning, can strike twice. While TBR was being hit by a car, MAT choked on her bag
of Cheetos upon hearing the sad news. The episode of "Love Boat" she was watching from her sofa
apparently was insufficient to cause her to vomit up the offending junk food. Let this be a lesson
to you other couch potatoes: next time eat fried pork rinds -- they're greasier and will come back
up more easily! Moreover, a stronger urge to regurgitate could probably be counted on from Fantasy
Island re-runs.

[Miss Anne Throp]

You wouldn't know clever, if a crate of the stuff fell on your pointy head. Leave the witty banter
to people more capable of slinging it than you......like mimes.

[Tellit Likeitis]

nottactful@aol.com (NotTactful) wrote in message news:<20031212200851.14309.00000759@mb-m14.aol.com>...
> Tragedy, like lightning, can strike twice. While TBR was being hit by a car, MAT choked on her bag
> of Cheetos upon hearing the sad news.

Um, your info is incorrect, partially at least. It seems that Bill and Ann were having a *private
party* at Bills place, where he hosts several of these a year (most of you here have attended,
twice)at his private villa known as "Le Chateau De La Trailer Park". As we all know Ms Anne has a
thing for erotic assfixiation (not a misspell) and was busy choking down Bills "caber" (telephone
pole-like log)and tickilin' his ass with a feather, when Bills neighbor in the next trailer, er I
mean "Chateau" began fighting with his *****. The neighbor then jumped on his Harley to escape his
'ol lady (who by this time was loading the shotgun)and in his haste to escape her rammed the rear of
his pickup truck which was then propelled forward into (through actually) Bills chateau. Apparently
Miss Anne nearly survived because she was hanging upside down from the chandelier which broke her
fall. However the jolt caused her to bite down ob Bills caber, causing Bill to jump up suddenly, and
unplugging his electric butt plug. Wanting not to waste the video tape that was running, Bill
decided to plug it back in, and try to continue. Upon plugging it back in he was electicuted from
the urine that coated his body (watersports) causing his weiner to electrocute Anne. They say the
heat of the electricity on Bills caber fused itself right into Ms Annes mouth, and it could not be
removed (closed casket). Ahh the humanity of it all...

[Kitznegari Thin]

miss anne thrope said:

>You wouldn't know clever, if a crate of the stuff fell on your pointy head. Leave the witty banter
>to people more capable of slinging it than you......like mimes.

what i don't understand is how you can post things like this KNOWING that everyone is laughing their
butts off at you for having a webtv email address.

- k i t z - now posting with a fever of 102 degrees. http://spinning_plates.tripod.com (http://spinning_plates.tripod.com/)

[Miss Anne Throp]

Because my dear, you don't need expensive computer equipment to goof on joggers. Take you for
instance. With minimal effort, and my embarrassing web-tv address, I got you to take time out of
your busy day, to write to a total stranger....not once, but twice. And correct me if I'm wrong, but
AOL is also widely considered to be a trailer park of the internet. Pull up a chair.

[Jonathan Sydenh]

I could tell right away that this was not a genuien post. It was the
mistaken use of the word "tragedy" that gave the game away.
And anyway, I'd miss MAT.
Merry MATmas.
J
"NotTactful" <nottactful@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20031212200851.14309.00000759@mb-m14.aol.com...
> Tragedy, like lightning, can strike twice. While TBR was being hit by a
car,
> MAT choked on her bag of Cheetos upon hearing the sad news. The episode
of
> "Love Boat" she was watching from her sofa apparently was insufficient to
cause
> her to vomit up the offending junk food. Let this be a lesson to you
other
> couch potatoes: next time eat fried pork rinds -- they're greasier and
will
> come back up more easily! Moreover, a stronger urge to regurgitate could probably be counted on
> from Fantasy Island re-runs.

[TopCounsel]

>what i don't understand is how you can post things like this KNOWING that everyone is laughing
>their butts off at you for having a webtv email address.

This comment is a tad uncharitable, isn't it? Absent WebTV, how could MAT post her witticisms
without missing her cherished "Fantasy Island" and Love Boat" re-runs? Don't be so selfish -- you
ask too much.

[NotTactful]

>And anyway, I'd miss MAT.

Yes -- well, they say that even Adolph Eichmann was missed by his drycleaner.

[Arbor77]

>You wouldn't know clever, if a crate of the stuff fell on your pointy head.
Leave the witty banter to people more capable of slinging it than you......like mimes.

Methinks the "lady" doth protest too much.