Safe Dogs NOT Dog Limits

[Colin Blackburn]

I have just read a story in the Telegraph (I don't buy it, honest mister) about a woman convicted of
driving with 27 dogs in here car. Those registered to use the Telegraph website or time on their
hands to look on other news sites might be able to find more details.

Anyway, she was taking here 27 dogs 100 miles to Skegness so that they could have a walk on the
beach. She had one dog on her lap, four in the passenger seat and 22 in the back. When the police
signalled her to stop she had a fag in one hand and a can of coke in the other and the windows were
steamed up. She didn't stop for 15 minutes until a second patrol car helped to box her
off---apparently she hadn't done anything wrong so she didn't see the need to stop.

Why am I telling you this, well she got a 12 month ban, quite rightly
IMO. I mean, She could have killed someone.

I'd take this to uk.tosspot but I haven't the strength.

Colin

[Eddie Dubourg]

"Colin Blackburn" <colin.blackburn@durham.ac.uk> wrote in message
news:3E2EA3E5.3070206@durham.ac.uk...
> I have just read a story in the Telegraph (I don't buy it, honest
yadayada
> Why am I telling you this, well she got a 12 month ban, quite rightly
> IMO. I mean, She could have killed someone.

I was going to post this because /she/ got a ban - the ones who /do/ kill tend to drive away from
the trial.

> I'd take this to uk.tosspot but I haven't the strength.

Ah- gwangwangwangwan.....

E

[Daniel Wilcox]

Colin Blackburn wrote:
> I have just read a story in the Telegraph (I don't buy it, honest mister) about a woman convicted
> of driving with 27 dogs in here car. Those registered to use the Telegraph website or time on
> their hands to look on other news sites might be able to find more details.
>
> Anyway, she was taking here 27 dogs 100 miles to Skegness so that they could have a walk on the
> beach. She had one dog on her lap, four in the passenger seat and 22 in the back. When the police
> signalled her to stop she had a fag in one hand and a can of coke in the other and the windows
> were steamed up. She didn't stop for 15 minutes until a second patrol car helped to box her
> off---apparently she hadn't done anything wrong so she didn't see the need to stop.
>
> Why am I telling you this, well she got a 12 month ban, quite rightly
> IMO. I mean, She could have killed someone.
>

If only she'd thought to run down a cyclist she would have been able to keep her licence,
silly woman.

Daniel.

[Elyob]

"Eddie Dubourg" <eddie@lung.ed.ac.uk> wrote in message news:b0m8go$d6e$1@scotsman.ed.ac.uk...
>
> "Colin Blackburn" <colin.blackburn@durham.ac.uk> wrote in message
> news:3E2EA3E5.3070206@durham.ac.uk...
> > I have just read a story in the Telegraph (I don't buy it, honest
> yadayada
> > Why am I telling you this, well she got a 12 month ban, quite rightly
> > IMO. I mean, She could have killed someone.
>
> I was going to post this because /she/ got a ban - the ones who /do/ kill tend to drive away from
> the trial.
>
> > I'd take this to uk.tosspot but I haven't the strength.
>
> Ah- gwangwangwangwan.....
>

I laughed when I read it. Unbelievable. Actually, very believable. I thought the funniest bit was
when the police approached the car, they had to back off due to the stench.