Galloway and Daniels
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Someone reminded me of this the other day. I wrote (and posted) it 2
1/2 years ago when I was bored and kind of tired of the runners versus joggers threads. Enjoy.
Galloway and Daniels
Racers, Runners, Joggers, lend me your HRM's; I come to bury Galloway, not to praise him. The evil
he hath done shall live after him; The good is oft interred with his walking; So let it be with
Galloway. The noble Daniels Hath told us Galloway is a slacker: If it is so, it is a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Galloway answer'd it. Hear, the advice of Daniels and the rest-- For Daniels is
an honorable man; So are they all, all honorable men-- Come I to speak at Galloway's funeral. He was
my Coach, trainer and nice to me: But Daniels says he was a slacker; And Daniels is an honorable
man. He hath coached many to personal records Whose abilities were not obvious: Did this in Galloway
seem like slacking? When that the weak have walked, Galloway hath compassion: Slacking should be
made of sterner stuff: Yet Daniels says he was a slacker; And Daniels is an honorable man. You all
did see that at the marathon I thrice was forced to a walking gait, Which he thrice praised me for:
was this slacking? Yet Daniels says he was a slacker; And, sure, he is an honorable man. I speak not
to disprove what Daniels spoke, But here I am to speak what I do know. You all did follow him once,
not without cause: What cause withholds you then, to train like him? O people! thou art slow like
newbie joggers, And USA goes medaless at The Games. Woe is me; My walking methods are in alignment
with Galloway, And I must walk till I can run the entirety.
"TenKMan" <Fred@Fred.com> wrote in message
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> Someone reminded me of this the other day. I wrote (and posted) it 2
> 1/2 years ago when I was bored and kind of tired of the runners versus joggers threads. Enjoy.
>
>
> Galloway and Daniels
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> O people! thou art slow like newbie joggers, And USA goes medaless at The Games. Woe is me; My
> walking methods are in alignment with Galloway, And I must walk till I can run the entirety.
So where's the part where somebody dies?
TenKMan wrote:
> Someone reminded me of this the other day. I wrote (and posted) it 2
> 1/2 years ago when I was bored and kind of tired of the runners versus joggers threads. Enjoy.
>
>
> Galloway and Daniels
>
oh, drat, I thought you said Gallo and Jack Daniels ;)
Dot
--
"Success is different things to different people" -Bernd Heinrich in Racing the Antelope
could have been Gall and Daniels ( johnny , charlie) plodzilla
Dot wrote:
>
> TenKMan wrote:
> > Someone reminded me of this the other day. I wrote (and posted) it 2
> > 1/2 years ago when I was bored and kind of tired of the runners versus joggers threads. Enjoy.
> >
> >
> > Galloway and Daniels
> >
>
> oh, drat, I thought you said Gallo and Jack Daniels ;)
>
> Dot
>
> --
> "Success is different things to different people" -Bernd Heinrich in Racing the Antelope
Dot wrote:
> oh, drat, I thought you said Gallo and Jack Daniels ;)
I can't remember if it was Ernest or Julio that ran through the grape vineyard. Jack could never
distill his thoughts and always came across like sour mash.
They both have their place especially with food.
--
Doug Freese "Caveat Lector" dfreeseS@NOBShvc.rr.com
In article <CtidnXa5JKesxZbdRVn-hA@comcast.com>, TenKMan
<Fred@Fred.com> wrote:
> Someone reminded me of this the other day. I wrote (and posted) it 2
> 1/2 years ago when I was bored and kind of tired of the runners versus joggers threads. Enjoy.
Nice.
Gallia est divisa in tres partes.
As for Daniel. If you were in a lions' den, you'd run fast also.
Ozzie
Doug Freese <dfreese@NOBShvc.rr.com> wrote in message news:<VUOOb.228044$0P1.111704@twister.nyc.rr.com>...
> I can't remember if it was Ernest or Julio that ran through the grape vineyard.
Little known fact: Ernie ran threw the fields naked, collecting pollen on his pubies until he had
collected enough for his bees, who rapidly grew fat and lazy from just laying around the hive all
day. Soon arteriosclerosis took it's toll, and Ernies bees started dieing from heart attacks.
> They both have their place especially with food.
Ernies pubes are what gives Gallo wine that "special flavor" that they are known for.
Hmm. It did not improve with age...
>Someone reminded me of this the other day. I wrote (and posted) it 2
>1/2 years ago
On Mon, 19 Jan 2004 15:52:54 GMT, Ozzie Gontang
<gontang215@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>Gallia est divisa in tres partes.
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally
important groups.
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