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Step Right Up...Guess Yer Weight

B. Lafferty
  
Looks like Jan and Krispy are both sporting some Winter weight, though no too much. Jan admits to be
five kilos over his ideal. Will an intrepid reported ask God how much Crow helped him gain? Frankly,
I can't ever recall seeing Krispy with anything approaching a roll like this. When he retires he
could become a great Fatty Master. Perhaps O'Grady can send him a jersey??

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage2/cycling-tourofmurciaar-63

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage2/cycling-tourofmurcia-u-64

DISCLAMER FOR ALL TIFOSI-- It's still early March. :-)

Steve Robertson
  
On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 18:08:17 GMT, "B. Lafferty"
<Magni@Italia.com> wrote:

>Looks like Jan and Krispy are both sporting some Winter weight, though no too much. Jan admits to
>be five kilos over his ideal. Will an intrepid reported ask God how much Crow helped him gain?
>Frankly, I can't ever recall seeing Krispy with anything approaching a roll like this. When he
>retires he could become a great Fatty Master. Perhaps O'Grady can send him a jersey??
>
>http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage2/cycling-tourofmurciaar-63
>
>http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage2/cycling-tourofmurcia-u-64
>
>DISCLAMER FOR ALL TIFOSI-- It's still early March. :-)
>

Ullrich in 2003 Tour de France
http://grahamwatson.com/gw/imagedocs.nsf/images/03tdfSt12/$file/10.jpg

Ullrich in 2004 Vuelta a Murcia http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage2/cycling-
tourofmurcia-u-64

doesn't look so bad - I expect that there is no panic at all in the Telekom camp

Dan Connelly
  
B. Lafferty wrote:

> Looks like Jan and Krispy are both sporting some Winter weight, though no too much. Jan admits to
> be five kilos over his ideal. Will an intrepid reported ask God how much Crow helped him gain?
> Frankly, I can't ever recall seeing Krispy with anything approaching a roll like this. When he
> retires he could become a great Fatty Master. Perhaps O'Grady can send him a jersey??
>
> http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage2/cycling-tourofmurciaar-63
>
> http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage2/cycling-tourofmurcia-u-64
>
> DISCLAMER FOR ALL TIFOSI-- It's still early March. :-)
>
>

Don't be silly -- "rolls?" It's called exhaling.

Dan

B. Lafferty
  
"Dan Connelly" <djconnel@i_e_e_e_._o_r_g> wrote in message
news:hFL1c.33574$345.15702@newssvr25.news.prodigy.com...
>
>
> B. Lafferty wrote:
>
> > Looks like Jan and Krispy are both sporting some Winter weight, though
no
> > too much. Jan admits to be five kilos over his ideal. Will an intrepid reported ask God how much
> > Crow helped him gain? Frankly, I can't ever recall seeing Krispy with anything approaching a
> > roll like this. When
he
> > retires he could become a great Fatty Master. Perhaps O'Grady can send
him
> > a jersey??
> >
> >
http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage2/cycling-tourofmurciaar-63
> >
> >
http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage2/cycling-tourofmurcia-u-64
> >
> > DISCLAMER FOR ALL TIFOSI-- It's still early March. :-)
> >
> >
>
> Don't be silly -- "rolls?" It's called exhaling.
>
> Dan

Stomach breathing. Next thing Fergie will be doing WeightWatchers commercials with both of them.

pedalchick
  
Originally posted by Dan Connelly
B. Lafferty wrote:

> Looks like Jan and Krispy are both sporting some Winter weight, though no too much. Jan admits to
> be five kilos over his ideal. Will an intrepid reported ask God how much Crow helped him gain?
> Frankly, I can't ever recall seeing Krispy with anything approaching a roll like this. When he
> retires he could become a great Fatty Master. Perhaps O'Grady can send him a jersey??
>
> http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage2/cycling-tourofmurciaar-63
>
> http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage2/cycling-tourofmurcia-u-64
>
> DISCLAMER FOR ALL TIFOSI-- It's still early March. :-)
>
>

Don't be silly -- "rolls?" It's called exhaling.

Dan

Don't you mean INhaling? When I exhale, my tummy doesn't expand...
Mmmm. rolls. that's another thing NYC does really well. There's nothing like a hoagie roll with that nice crust on top. There must be something about the water that makes great bread up there...
Damn. I have to stop reading this ng after riding. Everything makes me think of food.

Dan Connelly
  
pedalchick wrote:
> Don't you mean INhaling?

I was just testing :).

Dan

> --

Per ElmsäTer
  
B. Lafferty wrote:
> "Dan Connelly" <djconnel@i_e_e_e_._o_r_g> wrote in message
> news:hFL1c.33574$345.15702@newssvr25.news.prodigy.com...
>>
>>
>> B. Lafferty wrote:
>>
>>> Looks like Jan and Krispy are both sporting some Winter weight, though no too much. Jan admits
>>> to be five kilos over his ideal. Will an intrepid reported ask God how much Crow helped him
>>> gain? Frankly, I can't ever recall seeing Krispy with anything approaching a roll like this.
>>> When he retires he could become a great Fatty Master. Perhaps O'Grady can send him a jersey??
>>>
>>>
>
http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage2/cyc ling-tourofmurciaar-63
>>>
>>>
>
http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage2/cyc ling-tourofmurcia-u-64
>>>
>>> DISCLAMER FOR ALL TIFOSI-- It's still early March. :-)
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Don't be silly -- "rolls?" It's called exhaling.
>>
>> Dan
>
> Stomach breathing. Next thing Fergie will be doing WeightWatchers commercials with both of them.

Ahh. Finally I understand what this stomach breathing is. And stupid enough I was, to think
it was air.

--
Perre

You have to be smarter than a robot to reply.

Art M
  
"pedalchick" <usenet-forum@cyclingforums.com> wrote in message
news:O4M1c.16551$2A3.503@fe11.usenetserver.com...
> Dan Connelly wrote:
> > B. Lafferty wrote:
> > > Looks like Jan and Krispy are both sporting some Winter weight,
though
> > > no too much. Jan admits to be five kilos over his ideal. Will an intrepid reported ask God
> > > how much Crow helped him gain? Frankly, I can't ever recall seeing Krispy with anything
> > > approaching a roll
like
> > > this. When he retires he could become a great Fatty Master. Perhaps O'Grady can send him a
> > > jersey??
> > >
> > >
cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage2/cycling-
> > > tourofmurciaar-
> > >
cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage2/cycling-
> > > tourofmurciaar-63
> > >
> > >
cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage2/cycling-
> > > tourofmurcia-u-
> > >
cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage2/cycling-
> > > tourofmurcia-u-64
> > >
> > > DISCLAMER FOR ALL TIFOSI-- It's still early March. :-)
> > >
> > >
> > Don't be silly -- "rolls?" It's called exhaling. Dan
>
>
>
> Don't you mean INhaling? When I exhale, my tummy doesn't expand...

Anyone who's ever seen my brother inhale his lunch can attest to that.

> Mmmm. rolls. that's another thing NYC does really well. There's nothing like a hoagie roll with
> that nice crust on top. There must be something about the water that makes great bread up
> there... Damn. I have to stop reading this ng after riding. Everything makes me think of
> food.

Tell me about it. When I go up to visit my sister I stock up on what I call Jersey bread. They're
actually Portuguese rolls from some oversized supermarket next to the Garden State Parkway. Damn,
that crusty stuff is good. Slice it up, stick it on the grill, turn it into pan con tomate (plus
olive oil, garlic rub, maybe a slice of roasted red pepper or sopresata) and it's to die for.

--Art

Donald Munro
  
pedalchick wrote:
> Don't you mean INhaling? When I exhale, my tummy doesn't expand...
> Mmmm. rolls. that's another thing NYC does really well. There's nothing like a hoagie roll with
> that nice crust on top. There must be something about the water that makes great bread up
> there... Damn. I have to stop reading this ng after riding. Everything makes me think of
> food.

Warning - if you continue introducing a food theme into every thread you will be inducted into the
RBR fat masters hall of fame.

Didier A. Depir
  
B. Lafferty <Magni@italia.com> wrote:

> http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage2/cycling-tourofmurciaar-63

> http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage2/cycling-tourofmurcia-u-64

Good belly breathing. Intelligent.

Didier

--
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http://neurobiology.umaryland.edu/depireux.htm Anatomy and Neurobiology Phone: 410-706-1272 (off)
University of Maryland -1273 (lab) Baltimore MD 21201 USA Fax: 1-410-706-2512

mt_biker
  
Originally posted by B. Lafferty
Looks like Jan and Krispy are both sporting some Winter weight, though no too much. Jan admits to be
five kilos over his ideal. Will an intrepid reported ask God how much Crow helped him gain? Frankly,
I can't ever recall seeing Krispy with anything approaching a roll like this. When he retires he
could become a great Fatty Master. Perhaps O'Grady can send him a jersey??

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage2/cycling-tourofmurciaar-63

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage2/cycling-tourofmurcia-u-64

DISCLAMER FOR ALL TIFOSI-- It's still early March. :-)

I wish I was that fat!

Going for most increased award at this year's fatty masters banquet.

Jim Gravity
  
"B. Lafferty" <Magni@Italia.com> wrote in message news:<lgK1c.32785$hm4.28791@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net>...
> Looks like Jan and Krispy are both sporting some Winter weight, though no too much. Jan admits to
> be five kilos over his ideal. Will an intrepid reported ask God how much Crow helped him gain?
> Frankly, I can't ever recall seeing Krispy with anything approaching a roll like this. When he
> retires he could become a great Fatty Master. Perhaps O'Grady can send him a jersey??
>

Dude, it's clear that he's been doing lots of cross country skiing over the winter. Lots of pros do,
and they always gain upper body mass that slows them down in the early season.

Ronaldo Jeremia
  
jim_gravity@my-deja.com (jim gravity) wrote in message news:<febcdd69.0403050846.5916fec9@posting.google.com>...
> "B. Lafferty" <Magni@Italia.com> wrote in message
> news:<lgK1c.32785$hm4.28791@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net>...
> > Looks like Jan and Krispy are both sporting some Winter weight, though no too much. Jan admits
> > to be five kilos over his ideal. Will an intrepid reported ask God how much Crow helped him
> > gain? Frankly, I can't ever recall seeing Krispy with anything approaching a roll like this.
> > When he retires he could become a great Fatty Master. Perhaps O'Grady can send him a jersey??
> >
>
> Dude, it's clear that he's been doing lots of cross country skiing over the winter. Lots of pros
> do, and they always gain upper body mass that slows them down in the early season.

Gravity Boy -

This IS a joke, right?

-RJ

Howard Kveck
  
In article <O4M1c.16551$2A3.503@fe11.usenetserver.com>,
pedalchick <usenet-forum@cyclingforums.com> wrote:

> Dan Connelly wrote:

> > Don't be silly -- "rolls?" It's called exhaling. Dan
> Don't you mean INhaling? When I exhale, my tummy doesn't expand...Mmmm. rolls.
> that's another thing NYC does really well. There's nothing like a hoagie roll
> with that nice crust on top. There must be something about the water that makes
> great bread up there... Damn. I have to stop reading this ng after riding.
> Everything makes me think of food.
> --

I can't believe nobody has mentioned the Carnegie Deli yet. I hear they have
some good food...

--
tanx, Howard

"Food plus heat equals cooking"
Alton Brown

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

Sam
  
Perhaps eating Crow causes a weight gain.

(Could not resist)

"B. Lafferty" <Magni@Italia.com> wrote in message news:lgK1-
c.32785$hm4.28791@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...
> Looks like Jan and Krispy are both sporting some Winter
> weight, though no too much. Jan admits to be five kilos
> over his ideal. Will an intrepid reported ask God how much
> Crow helped him gain? Frankly, I can't ever recall seeing
> Krispy with anything approaching a roll like this. When he
> retires he could become a great Fatty Master. Perhaps
> O'Grady can send
him
> a jersey??
>
>
s.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage2/cycling-
tourofmurciaar-63
>
>
s.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage2/cycling-
tourofmurcia-u-64
>
> DISCLAMER FOR ALL TIFOSI-- It's still early March. :-)

Jim Gravity
  
ronaldo_jeremiah@yahoo.com (Ronaldo Jeremiah) wrote in
message
> Gravity Boy -
>
> This IS a joke, right?
>
> -RJ

Oh no. Dead serious. Haven't you seen the photographic
evidence?

This must be on the cat 3 climb, Valverde can be seen on
the right,

this a race or a walk in the park?"s.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage3/cycling-
tourofmurcia-a-65

Now Valverde has had enough, has come to the front, and he
just said, "¿Quién es más macho, Alejandro Valverde o Lanza
Brazofuerte?" before easily riding away from the beefcake.

s.com/photos.php?id=photos/2004/mar04/murcia/stage3/cycling-
tourofmurcia-v-57

Lance, not to be outdone and fueled by fat and physics on
the downhill and flats, comes to the front again to bring
back the offending party. Notice the belly breathing,
another sure sign of a season of cross country skiing.

http://grahamwatson.com/gw/imagedocs.nsf/images/04murciaSt3-
/$file/6.jpg

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