Totally OT but funny (Google gags)
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Go to www.google.com and type "weapons of mass destruction"
in the search box, then click on 'I'm feeling lucky'
When you've doen that, try "french military victories"
Tim
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"Tim Downie" <timdownie2003@obvious.yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:c2pgt1$1v1cv5$1@ID-81538.news.uni-berlin.de...
> Go to www.google.com and type "weapons of mass
> destruction" in the search box, then click on 'I'm
> feeling lucky'
>
> When you've doen that, try "french military victories"
>
> Tim
>
You been lurking on the uk.telecom.mobile group by
chance Tim?!
T.A.
"Tim Downie" <timdownie2003@obvious.yahoo.co.uk> wrote
in message
> Go to www.google.com and type "weapons of mass
> destruction" in the search box, then click on 'I'm
> feeling lucky'
Wow, I can't believe that page is still up. It's been over
two years! I thought it got took down after a year or so -
maybe it got put back online....? It used to not have the
"buy shirt" thing at the bottom.
I can't believe you've never come across this before, it was
the joke of the internet ages ago.
cheers,
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David (in Hamilton, ON) www.allfalldown.org "The most
insecure people are the ones you see, putting other people
down constantly."
"Tim Downie" <timdownie2003@obvious.yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message news:<c2pgt1$1v1cv5$1@ID-81538.news.uni-berlin.de>...
> Go to www.google.com and type "weapons of mass
> destruction" in the search box, then click on 'I'm
> feeling lucky'
No such link pops up numnutz.
>
> When you've doen that, try "french military victories"
>
> Tim
"Open piper" <funkeeeeeee@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:f5d86c90.0403110818.4b489aed@posting.google.com...
> "Tim Downie" <timdownie2003@obvious.yahoo.co.uk> wrote
> in message
news:<c2pgt1$1v1cv5$1@ID-81538.news.uni-berlin.de>...
> > Go to www.google.com and type "weapons of mass
> > destruction" in the
search
> > box, then click on 'I'm feeling lucky'
>
>
> No such link pops up numnutz.
Perhaps you should get a check on your eyes before hurling
any insults... Have another *careful* look at the text on
the page that pops up...
The Admiral.
Tim is just not as fast as you, David, and at some point he'll have to
swallow the bitter pill - don't rub it in too hard
J
"SwStudio" <shhhh_secrets@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Tim Downie" <timdownie2003@obvious.yahoo.co.uk> wrote
> in message
> > Go to www.google.com and type "weapons of mass
> > destruction" in the
search
> > box, then click on 'I'm feeling lucky'
>
>
> Wow, I can't believe that page is still up. It's been over
> two years! I thought it got took down after a year or so -
> maybe it got put back online....? It used to not have the
> "buy shirt" thing at the bottom.
>
> I can't believe you've never come across this before, it
> was the joke of the internet ages ago.
>
> cheers,
> --
> David (in Hamilton, ON) www.allfalldown.org "The most
> insecure people are the ones you see, putting other people
> down constantly."
Tim is just not as fast as you, David, and at some point he'll have to
swallow the bitter pill - don't rub it in too hard
J
"SwStudio" <shhhh_secrets@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:MU_3c.5197$R37.4137@read1.cgocable.net...
> "Tim Downie" <timdownie2003@obvious.yahoo.co.uk> wrote
> in message
> > Go to www.google.com and type "weapons of mass
> > destruction" in the
search
> > box, then click on 'I'm feeling lucky'
>
>
> Wow, I can't believe that page is still up. It's been over
> two years! I thought it got took down after a year or so -
> maybe it got put back online....? It used to not have the
> "buy shirt" thing at the bottom.
>
> I can't believe you've never come across this before, it
> was the joke of the internet ages ago.
>
> cheers,
> --
> David (in Hamilton, ON) www.allfalldown.org "The most
> insecure people are the ones you see, putting other people
> down constantly."
Jonathan Sydenham wrote:
> Tim is just not as fast as you, David, and at some point
> he'll have to swallow the bitter pill - don't rub it in
> too hard
Ever the same. Always the last one to find about these
things.
Have you tried "miserable failure" (which you'll no doubt
tell me is another oldie)?
Tim
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On Thu, 11 Mar 2004 17:44:57 -0000, "Tim Downie"
<timdownie2003@obvious.yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Tim, why haven't you asked where my donation is? Or weren't
you expecting me to honour my word?
Man, I am such a dope. I had to go back a second (and
third!!) time before I realized the gag. Thanks, Tim.
Brian Jones
"Tim Downie" <timdownie2003@obvious.yahoo.co.uk> wrote in
message news:<c2pgt1$1v1cv5$1@ID-81538.news.uni-
berlin.de>...
> Go to www.google.com and type "weapons of mass
> destruction" in the search box, then click on 'I'm
> feeling lucky'
>
> When you've doen that, try "french military victories"
>
> Tim
LOL ... But I didn't call you a "miserable failure" - in fact if I hadn't
had so much respect for your endeavours as I do, I wouldn't have made my
gentle jibe in the first place ... I remember full well how hard you tried
to get under 3.30 for a marathon and I've followed your progress since then
(all your macho 5 ks seeing off the club whippersnappers) with a mixture of
amusement and admiration ...
You're all right, Tim.
J
"Tim Downie" <timdownie2003@obvious.yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Jonathan Sydenham wrote:
> > Tim is just not as fast as you, David, and at some point
> > he'll have to swallow the bitter pill - don't rub it in
> > too hard
>
> Ever the same. Always the last one to find about
> these things.
>
> Have you tried "miserable failure" (which you'll no doubt
> tell me is
another
> oldie)?
>
> Tim
>
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Carlos Jones wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Mar 2004 17:44:57 -0000, "Tim Downie"
> <timdownie2003@obvious.yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
> Tim, why haven't you asked where my donation is?
Because begging is unbecoming.
> Or weren't you expecting me to honour my word?
Well that did cross my mind but I'm hopeful that you'll
cough up *without* any prompting from me. Would you like a
better address to send your donation to? I'm not sure that
my original suggestion was such a good one.
Tim
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"The Admiral" <admiralkirk@rocketmail.com> wrote in message news:<c2q582$1v3mpe$1@ID-36948.news.uni-berlin.de>...
> "Open piper" <funkeeeeeee@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:f5d86c90.0403110818.4b489aed@posting.google.com...
> > "Tim Downie" <timdownie2003@obvious.yahoo.co.uk> wrote
> > in message
> news:<c2pgt1$1v1cv5$1@ID-81538.news.uni-berlin.de>...
> > > Go to www.google.com and type "weapons of mass
> > > destruction" in the
> search
> > > box, then click on 'I'm feeling lucky'
> >
> >
> > No such link pops up numnutz.
>
> Perhaps you should get a check on your eyes before hurling
> any insults... Have another *careful* look at the text on
> the page that pops up...
>
> The Admiral.
BTW arsehole, Tim and I go way back, he even said it's an
honor to bne called a "numbnutz" by me. So shut your pie
hole before I hunt you down and kick your ****.
"The Admiral" <admiralkirk@rocketmail.com> wrote in message
news:<c2q582$1v3mpe$1@ID-36948.news.uni-berlin.de>...
> "Open piper" <funkeeeeeee@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:f5d86c90.0403110818.4b489aed@posting.google.com...
> > "Tim Downie" <timdownie2003@obvious.yahoo.co.uk> wrote
> > in message
> news:<c2pgt1$1v1cv5$1@ID-81538.news.uni-berlin.de>...
> > > Go to www.google.com and type "weapons of mass
> > > destruction" in the
> search
> > > box, then click on 'I'm feeling lucky'
> >
> >
> > No such link pops up numnutz.
>
> Perhaps you should get a check on your eyes before hurling
> any insults... Have another *careful* look at the text on
> the page that pops up...
>
> The Admiral.
Jonathan Sydenham wrote:
> LOL ... But I didn't call you a "miserable failure"
No, no you ninny, that's another entry to try in google with
the "I'm feeling lucky" button. T'wasn't meant to be a
reference to you, me or anyone in particular.
Tim
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On Thu, 11 Mar 2004 22:24:55 -0000, "Tim Downie"
<timdownie2003@obvious.yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>Because begging is unbecoming.
Oh, I don't know. I think the beggars that one comes
across in any inner city area have a certain dignity, even
if it's only the dignity of last resort. Were I in their
shoes I expect I'd simply curl up and die quietly in some
dark alley.
> Would you like a better address to send your donation
> to? I'm not sure that my original suggestion was such a
> good one.
You're doing that to irritate me, aren't you? The second
'to' is superfluous. You could have saved your fingers some
work by simply typing 'Would you prefer an alternate
address?' Ho hum.
Your original suggestion seems fine, unless it's causing you
inconvenience. If it is, please advise me before Sat 'cause
I'm posting the thing then, so it should be there by Monday.
I apologise for the delay, I completely forgot until I
noticed your sig yesterday.
"Open piper" <funkeeeeeee@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> BTW arsehole, Tim and I go way back, he even said it's an
> honor to bne called a "numbnutz" by me. So shut your pie
> hole before I hunt you down and kick your ****.
>
Hmm. Ever considered anger management? What about an attempt
at arguing without resorting to insults?
Top-posting too! Is there no end to your talents? What's
'honor', by the way?
T.A.
The Admiral wrote:
> Hmm. Ever considered anger management? What about an
> attempt at arguing without resorting to insults?
Anger Management? Thta's like a hot water enemma to cure a
brain tumor. He does serve to define abnormal boundries.
> Top-posting too! Is there no end to your talents? What's
> 'honor', by the way?
Don't bait him, it's not worth the effort.
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Doug Freese <dfreese@NOBShvc.rr.com> wrote in message news:<zNg4c.43215$Wo2.18088@twister.nyc.rr.com>...
> Thta's like a hot water enemma to cure a brain
> tumor. He does serve to define abnormal boundries.
>
In Dougs case you are delivering the enema closer to the
right area to effect his tiny brain.
Emily Jane Bronte wrote:
>
> You're doing that to irritate me, aren't you? The second
> 'to' is superfluous. You could have saved your fingers
> some work by simply typing 'Would you prefer an alternate
> address?' Ho hum.
Not intentional I'm afraid (although I suppose I could try
harder to irritate you). No the sad truth is that sometimes
appalling drivel escapes through my fingertips and gets
posted unchecked.
> Your original suggestion seems fine, unless it's causing
> you inconvenience. If it is, please advise me before Sat
> 'cause I'm posting the thing then, so it should be there
> by Monday. I apologise for the delay, I completely forgot
> until I noticed your sig yesterday.
Actually, the address is probably okay but probably best
send it to Dr. M K Shaw as there is another Dr. Downie at
the same address and we wouldn't want it to go astray.
Regards,
Tim
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