Can we talk about "nude" biking again???

The thread was fun before it got destroyed.



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amirm wrote:
> The thread was fun before it got destroyed.




More Nuddie News, cyclists the world over are nuddin' up,

Nude cyclists have church folk in a spin <http://www.iol.co.za/index.ph-
p?click_id=29&art_id=qw1086274440353B233&set_id=1>

Amsterdam - A planned nudist bicycle tour in the Netherlands' so-called
bible-belt has upset local churchmen who are holding their own youth
charity bike ride the same day.

They have tried in vain to get local authorities to ban the nudists to
stop them clashing with the youth chapter of the Reformed Church when
they both take to the road in the eastern town of Apeldoorn on June 12.

The nudist tour is part of the World Naked Bike Ride which also takes
place in London, Chicago, Los Angeles, Montreal, Toronto and Pforzheim
in Germany.



*Just can't envisage much nuddin' up going on in Melbourne in the next
week, too freaking cold!!!!



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amirm wrote:
> The thread was fun before it got destroyed.



Only if no-one top poosts(sic)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!





Sorry 'bout that.

Nude biking? The pedestrians on the Pyrmont Bridge would definately get
out of the way a lot quicker! On the other hand, where do I carry my
wallet and keys?

Ritch



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cfsmtb wrote:
> *Just can't envisage much nuddin' up going on in Melbourne in the next
> week, too freaking cold!!!!



Can't remember the saying, it goes like "there's ...(can't remember)...
if there's a will". My brain is already frozen in early June.

We have Christmas in July, why can't we have "nude ride down under" in
December? :



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cfsmtb wrote:
>
> amirm wrote:
> > The thread was fun before it got destroyed.
>
> More Nuddie News, cyclists the world over are nuddin' up,
>
> Nude cyclists have church folk in a spin <http://www.iol.co.za/index.ph-
> p?click_id=29&art_id=qw1086274440353B233&set_id=1>
>
> Amsterdam - A planned nudist bicycle tour in the Netherlands' so-called
> bible-belt has upset local churchmen who are holding their own youth
> charity bike ride the same day.
>
> They have tried in vain to get local authorities to ban the nudists to
> stop them clashing with the youth chapter of the Reformed Church when
> they both take to the road in the eastern town of Apeldoorn on June 12.
>
> The nudist tour is part of the World Naked Bike Ride which also takes
> place in London, Chicago, Los Angeles, Montreal, Toronto and Pforzheim
> in Germany.
>
> *Just can't envisage much nuddin' up going on in Melbourne in the next
> week, too freaking cold!!!!
>
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Maybe you could do a long-johns bike ride, get out there in your
thermals. And none of those fancy multicoloured ones so popular with
trampers and climbers, oh no, you want those daggy bone coloured ones.

Tam

"amirm" <usenet-forum@cyclingforums.com> wrote in message
news:twtxc.86180$Qr.4113@fe28.usenetserver.com...
> cfsmtb wrote:
> > *Just can't envisage much nuddin' up going on in Melbourne in the next
> > week, too freaking cold!!!!
>
>
>
> Can't remember the saying, it goes like "there's ...(can't remember)...
> if there's a will". My brain is already frozen in early June.
>


Hmm..
Might give a new meaning to the expression "frozen stiff" !!!

Marty

amirm wrote:
> The thread was fun before it got destroyed.



One important thing that hasnt been addressed for those of us 'that-way-
inclined' is...

If one is riding nude, does one 'dress to the side' or are there severe
aerodynamic considerations?



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>Originally posted by flyingdutch If one is riding nude, does one 'dress
>to the side' or are
there severe aerodynamic considerations?

Isn't nude riding what those saddles with the split/hole in the middle
were designed for?

"Tuck it in and lets begin!"

hippy w/ severe lack of blood sugar ;-)



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hippy wrote:
> Isn't nude riding what those saddles with the split/hole in the middle
> were designed for?




I always thought the split/hole was for letting the gas out without
coming off the saddle. Worked for me while I had one



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amirm wrote:
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> hippy wrote:
> > Isn't nude riding what those saddles with the split/hole in the middle
> > were designed for?
>
> I always thought the split/hole was for letting the gas out without
> coming off the saddle. Worked for me while I had one
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I thought they were ironman bike seats, for when you can't spare the
time to visit a porta-loo.

T

"hippy" <usenet-forum@cyclingforums.com> wrote in message
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>> Originally posted by flyingdutch If one is riding nude, does one
>> 'dress to the side' or are
> there severe aerodynamic considerations?
>
> Isn't nude riding what those saddles with the split/hole in the middle
> were designed for?

They act more like a bidet in the wet if you don't have a mudguard. The
water gets funnelled straight up the hole and you end up with a thoroughly
drenched rear end. Don't ask me how I know.

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hippy <usenet-forum@cyclingforums.com> wrote in news:lnwxc.71907$Pa3.33867
@fe18.usenetserver.com:

> Isn't nude riding what those saddles with the split/hole in the middle
> were designed for?
>

But just imagine coming to a sudden stop! It would be like one of those
gadgets you get for picking fruit from trees, plums perhaps :-O

Graeme

flyingdutch wrote:
>
> amirm wrote:
> > The thread was fun before it got destroyed.
>
> One important thing that hasnt been addressed for those of us 'that-way-
> inclined' is...
>
> If one is riding nude, does one 'dress to the side' or are there severe
> aerodynamic considerations?

Chuckle. I wondered when this was comeing to come up.

I usually find that one has to slide back wards onto the seat.
Suddenly dropping onto the seat causes painful compression.

YMMV {:-)

Drs wrote:
> They act more like a bidet in the wet if you don't have a mudguard. The
> water gets funnelled straight up the hole and you end up with a
> thoroughly drenched rear end. Don't ask me how I know.



eeeeewwwwww!!!!



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> Subject: Re: Can we talk about &quot;nude&quot; biking again???

F*ck! Now you've gone and put HTML in the subject line.
Is there some way we can block these lamers from posting via
cyclingforums, with their crappy web-language polluting usenet?

OK, just so long as you don't <b>top-post</b>.

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