Spinning Jenny - Page 2

Zoom <maybe@nowhere.com> wrote in news:df6tti$i3d$1@nnrp.waia.asn.au:

> BrettM wrote:
>> TimC <tconnors@no.spam.accepted.here-astro.swin.edu.au> wrote in
>> news:slrn-
>> 0.9.7.4-21903-11813-200509012103-tc@...si.swin.edu.au:
>>
>>
>>>On 2005-09-01, Kathy (aka Bruce (aka Dave))
>>> was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
>>>
>>>>For anyone interested the wind at hotham the other day oficially
>>>>qualified as a cat 3 cyclone. Seriously
>>>
>>>As in the pressure was below 1000, and .... something else I can't
>>>remember...?
>>>
>>>I've got a 2 cat cyclone in my loungeroom. Why do they keep running
>>>into the bike and knocking it over when I am asleep?
>>>
>>
>>
>> 1. Because you're asleep?
>>
>> 2. Because they can?
>>
>> 3. Because their felines?
>>
>> Cats aren't meant to be nice, they're here to punish us for our sins
>> whether you've actually committed any or were thinking about
>> committing any or committed some in a previous life and are now
>> living an enlighted Buddist lifestyle.
>>
>> But they're never boring.
>>
>> Cheers
>>
>> BrettM
>
> I got told by a Chinese girl that if you look after a cat then in your
> next life they will come back as a woman and look after you.
>
> Zoom

Does this work for all the cats you look after. I mean three women
could be hard to handle (the cats might be easier)

But I like the theory.

Cheers

BrettM

Hey, does this work the other way? I mean, do Cat Ladies know they're onto a sure bet in the next life?

BrettM wrote:
> Zoom <maybe@nowhere.com> wrote in news:df6tti$i3d$1@nnrp.waia.asn.au:
>
>
>>BrettM wrote:
>>
>>>TimC <tconnors@no.spam.accepted.here-astro.swin.edu.au> wrote in
>>>news:slrn-
>>>0.9.7.4-21903-11813-200509012103-tc@hexane.ssi.swin.edu.au:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>On 2005-09-01, Kathy (aka Bruce (aka Dave))
>>>> was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>For anyone interested the wind at hotham the other day oficially
>>>>>qualified as a cat 3 cyclone. Seriously
>>>>
>>>>As in the pressure was below 1000, and .... something else I can't
>>>>remember...?
>>>>
>>>>I've got a 2 cat cyclone in my loungeroom. Why do they keep running
>>>>into the bike and knocking it over when I am asleep?
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>1. Because you're asleep?
>>>
>>>2. Because they can?
>>>
>>>3. Because their felines?
>>>
>>>Cats aren't meant to be nice, they're here to punish us for our sins
>>>whether you've actually committed any or were thinking about
>>>committing any or committed some in a previous life and are now
>>>living an enlighted Buddist lifestyle.
>>>
>>>But they're never boring.
>>>
>>>Cheers
>>>
>>>BrettM
>>
>>I got told by a Chinese girl that if you look after a cat then in your
>>next life they will come back as a woman and look after you.
>>
>>Zoom
>
>
> Does this work for all the cats you look after. I mean three women
> could be hard to handle (the cats might be easier)
>
> But I like the theory.
>
> Cheers
>
> BrettM

I was thinking the same thing and I actually typed the word "threesome"
and then I felt guilty and deleted the post.

Zoom

cfsmtb wrote:
> BrettM Wrote:
>
>>Does this work for all the cats you look after. I mean three women
>>could be hard to handle (the cats might be easier)
>>
>>But I like the theory.
>
>
>
> Hey, does this work the other way? I mean, do Cat Ladies know they're
> onto a sure bet in the next life?
>
>
My question too!

Kathy wrote:
>
>
> cfsmtb wrote:
>
>> BrettM Wrote:
>>
>>> Does this work for all the cats you look after. I mean three women
>>> could be hard to handle (the cats might be easier)
>>>
>>> But I like the theory.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Hey, does this work the other way? I mean, do Cat Ladies know they're
>> onto a sure bet in the next life?
>>
>>
> My question too!
>

Oy you.

You are on a sure thing in this life