The Thread about Nothing....

[bbp]

so there's a school of thought that says when you break up with someone you leave them alone
and another school that says draw them close that thou may learn the error of thy ways.

Suggestions?

Wilchemy's socks to the wittiest answer.

[jock.c]

Originally Posted by bbp

so there's a school of thought that says when you break up with someone you leave them alone
and another school that says draw them close that thou may learn the error of thy ways.

Suggestions?

Wilchemy's socks to the wittiest answer.

Those old school theories are sooooo passe. You, my furry little friend, need to go for schlock value these days. Frock up, fishnets, high heels, sequined backless top: the whole shebang. Then head on over to her place to ask if you can borrow some mascara for your new hot date. If I'm right then she won't bother you any more after that. Good luck.

[bbp]

Originally Posted by jock.c

Those old school theories are sooooo passe. You, my furry little friend, need to go for schlock value these days. Frock up, fishnets, high heels, sequined backless top: the whole shebang. Then head on over to her place to ask if you can borrow some mascara for your new hot date. If I'm right then she won't bother you any more after that. Good luck.

Mate this is Darlinggghurst, she'd lap that **** right up.
She saw me in that getup on the TAN and asked for a hi res copy.
Anyone got some decent advice?

[Thylacine]

Ummmm......... ask Wattsy Rules?

[classic1]

Originally Posted by bbp

so there's a school of thought that says when you break up with someone you leave them alone
and another school that says draw them close that thou may learn the error of thy ways.

Suggestions?

Wilchemy's socks to the wittiest answer.

Like Boz Scaggs said in that song

'One more for the road'

Then change all your locks and get a silent number.

[bbp]

Originally Posted by Thylacine

Ummmm......... ask Wattsy Rules?

Yes I realise a new TiC Thylacine and a Triumph Daytona
are reasonable Choices
but I'm not going for 50%
so we have to be even more reasonable here.

[bbp]

Originally Posted by classic1

Like Boz Scaggs said in that song

'One more for the road'

Then change all your locks and get a silent number.

So just to mix it up I should go for the AVO?

[classic1]

Originally Posted by bbp

So just to mix it up I should go for the AVO?

Why not? You don't know that she's not a psycho chicken. Better play it safe and get the AVO - just in case. After you've rooted her one last time.

I should have a farkin 'love and relationships' column in the paper.

[DamianM]

Originally Posted by classic1

Why not? You don't know that she's not a psycho chicken. Better play it safe and get the AVO - just in case. After you've rooted her one last time.

[bbp]

Originally Posted by classic1

Better play it safe and get the AVO - just in case. After you've rooted her one last time.

You mean that time we went sailing?

[classic1]

Originally Posted by bbp

You mean that time we went sailing?

You've been on a yot? Was it full of seaman? Anyways, whats with all this toffy nosed poncey rich barstid la-di-da farkin yot stuff today? Who do you lot thing you are, farking Alan Bond or Jamie 'fudge' Packer?

[bbp]

crikey I've shot meself in the foot again
a quich searck through just the last five odd pages unearthed at least 25 regular stalkers.
Does a refresh really cound as a view?
Where are the farkin mods when you really need them?

[bbp]

Originally Posted by classic1

You've been on a yot? Was it full of seaman? Anyways, whats with all this toffy nosed poncey rich barstid la-di-da farkin yot stuff today? Who do you lot thing you are, farking Alan Bond or Jamie 'fudge' Packer?

No no no
It's quite alright that sailing ****
it has a very nice whoosh about it
with much respect for echelons

and quite complementary to your skills
except that you pedal with your hands

[Wilchemy]

You could bang her sister (if she's got one) or maybe even her mum at a pinch.
Prolly more fun than an AVO - at least for a few minutes

[bbp]

Originally Posted by Wilchemy

You could bang her sister (if she's got one) or maybe even her mum at a pinch.
Prolly more fun than an AVO - at least for a few minutes

Bludy elle I think you just won your socks again.
However her mum hasn't been well lately so it's hardly appropriate.
No sisters. Just a gay brother