The Thread about Nothing....

[matagi]

Originally Posted by jock.c

Essendon for wooden spoon! Unfortunately their at almost unbackable odds.

Unfortunately I won't be arguing with that. (goes into deep mourning)

[jock.c]

Originally Posted by matagi

Unfortunately I won't be arguing with that. (goes into deep mourning)

Perhaps next time you might refrain from tinkering with the fragile mind of a Collingwood supporter in pain

[matagi]

Originally Posted by jock.c

Perhaps next time you might refrain from tinkering with the fragile mind of a Collingwood supporter in pain

Bah! Next time I'll really put in the boot.

[jock.c]

Originally Posted by matagi

Bah! Next time I'll really put in the boot.

I think you're having yourself on.... there won't be a next time!

[matagi]

Originally Posted by jock.c

I think you're having yourself on.... there won't be a next time!

Where there's life, there's hope.

Of course, I could be plain delusional, who knows.

[classic1]

Originally Posted by Thylacine

Wait til he says his first 'F' and 'C' words. You'll be so proud!

He's already dropped the F word. Must get it from his mother.

'Sh1t' was really early in the piece, like when he was two! At least we don't get that one too often. He also doesn't 'wee', he 'goes for a piss'. Unfortunately we get that one all the time.

[classic1]

Originally Posted by Wattsy Rules

Then I'm a proud father cause my bloke (6 1/2) dropped the 'F' bomb in the back of the Father in Laws car the other day. Went something like...car cuts the FIL off. FIL says, "you're a dill mate." Son says, "He's a f*cking idiot Grandad isn't he". The FIL immediately assumed I was the guilty one, but I rarely swear in front o the kids.

What a crack up. My sister tells a near identical story about my neice, who was about five at the time.. My sister was driving. She reckoned she was snorting snot bubbles out her nose in a vain attempt not to laugh out loud.

[flipper]

Originally Posted by classic1

He's already dropped the F word. Must get it from his mother.

'Sh1t' was really early in the piece, like when he was two! At least we don't get that one too often. He also doesn't 'wee', he 'goes for a piss'. Unfortunately we get that one all the time.

I was told off by t'missus when 4yr old daughter said she was "going fer a dump"

[matagi]

Originally Posted by classic1

He's already dropped the F word. Must get it from his mother.

'Sh1t' was really early in the piece, like when he was two! At least we don't get that one too often. He also doesn't 'wee', he 'goes for a piss'. Unfortunately we get that one all the time.

Wait until he's 17, then you will get an announcement every time he (1) farts, (2) needs to take a piss (3) needs to take a dump. And I thought I'd missed out on all this fun by avoiding reproduction - alas, our nephews (14 & 17) think their aunt and uncle are really cool and reward us by regularly spending the weekend here, usually with a couple of their friends, so we get all the above x2 or x3.

[classic1]

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=218944

Post 15. Just a litle dig at our old friend ABH

He may have even had a point about us picking on Seppos but he was partly wrong. We only make exceptions in special cases.

[matagi]

Originally Posted by classic1

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=218944

Post 15. Just a litle dig at our old friend ABH

He may have even had a point about us picking on Seppos but he was partly wrong. We only make exceptions in special cases.

Cheeky!

But..... WTF is it with this triple vs double thing? Someone care to explain why real cyclists only ride doubles and why triples and compacts are for purse carrying nancy boys?

[classic1]

Originally Posted by matagi

Wait until he's 17, then you will get an announcement every time he (1) farts, (2) needs to take a piss (3) needs to take a dump.

LOL. There's a point to this? Blokes don't really ever grow out of this stage, we just get better at hiding it.

[matagi]

Originally Posted by classic1

LOL. There's a point to this? Blokes don't really ever grow out of this stage, we just get better at hiding it.

Actually the classic was when he was 15 and spending a couple of weeks with us over the school holidays and proudly announced he had just grown a "snail trail" (the line of hair from belly button down, in case this is an uncommon term).

[classic1]

Originally Posted by matagi

Cheeky!

But..... WTF is it with this triple vs double thing? Someone care to explain why real cyclists only ride doubles and why triples and compacts are for purse carrying nancy boys?

Don't ask me. I reckon even 39 chainrings are for soft****s.

[Wilchemy]

Originally Posted by classic1

He's already dropped the F word. Must get it from his mother.

'Sh1t' was really early in the piece, like when he was two! At least we don't get that one too often. He also doesn't 'wee', he 'goes for a piss'. Unfortunately we get that one all the time.

My 2yo daughter said sh1t when she dropped something & my wife tells her "we don't use that word" to which Miss 2yo replies "daddy does!"....
Wife says "no he doesn't" (coz I'm pretty careful not to) and daughter explains "Yes he does, he said it when he crashed his bike" -referring to when I drove (with her in the car) under a carport with the MTB on the car roof!! Bloody smart alec kids