The Thread about Nothing....

[parawolf]

According to twitter, Simon Gerrans is not riding the Tour.

[classic1]

Originally Posted by parawolf

According to twitter, Simon Gerrans is not riding the Tour.

WTF? The bloke has one stages in the last two GT's he has competed in.

Three riders confirmed: Heinrich Haussler, Thor Hushovd and Carlos Sastre.

Six riders to be selected from: Inigo Cuesta, Xavier Florencio, Simon Gerrans, Volodymir Gustov, Andreas Klier, Brett Lancaster, José Angel Gomez Marchante, Gabriel Rasch and Hayden Roulston.

[stevebaby]

Originally Posted by bbp

'I like lion shaped teddy bears. And paris hilton dogs. Hmm I might dye my hair blond so I sound AND look like her. Chiara and I could make a sextape...yeah where are ya mates ya woosy Spaniard? Why won't you take a turn? Oh ****. He's gone. Why won't anyone else take a turn so I can catch him?'

Sorry Cadel, although the sextape is a good idea. Please?

Cmon Vadar let's go terrorise the neighbours. Get away from whitey culture for a bit of an adventure.

I reckon Chiara should jump out in front of Sastre and flash the chest-puppies when he's on a mountain stage.
He's probably a gheylord though.
Chiara= utterly, utterly luscious.

[gplama]

Originally Posted by Geoff Vadar

Hey Classic do you think Contador is vulnerable at the Tour de France? How should Evans play his cards? Maybe lama can pipe up too? Or anyone who likes ice cream really.

'Lil Cnutador's TTing is out of this world for his little munchkin size. He's smacking TT specialists all over the shop. His weight means he is a climber, but add blistering TTing to that... unbeatable. Not a huge fan of the guy but those two credentials are all it takes to keep winning tours.

Cadel... hmm... Its his climbing that seems to let him down.. right when the **** goes down he's already dipped into the handbag of hurt. His TT at the Liberation of Dolphins was sweet.. very low cadence too. I'm going to review all the TT footage I have of him and see if he bogs along on a big gear when there are hilly stages on the horizon. Spinning a TT at 110rpm aint no good for 85rpm hill climbs.


Topic Change:

Over dinner last night I had someone who could not believe I didn't go over to SA to "See Lance". "I'm sure you've got a lot of respect for someone who has done so much for the sport, just to spend a few minutes chatting with him". Interesting take I guess... but my reply... "Well, I respect what he'd doing for the sport... but nothing I could say to him or talk to him about would make me any quicker on a bike". The dinner guest was a little confused... "but.. just to talk to the guy?"... Me, "About...?..".. Maybe he was more into fanboi'ing than me? Dunno.

[531Aussie]

^ Hee hee

My parents were gunna buy me a trip over there as a Christmas present. I said something like: "thanks, but FARK OFF!!"

I didn't even bother to go to the Comm Games race, even though a mate knew a guy whose 2-story house was on the course. I told him I'd rather be riding, coz it was a nice day

[531Aussie]

And......

yeah, I'm sure talking to a couple of club-level cyclists is just the type of thing Armstrong loves doing, coz he's never done it before. I once said g'day to Phil Anderson down at St Kilda Beach, and the horrified "oh-****,-another-'80s-dickhead-on-a-bike-is-talking-at-me" look on his face made me realize I'd stuffed up.

[classic1]

http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/?pg=fullstory&id=7177

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[Thylacine]

Originally Posted by classic1

http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/?pg=fullstory&id=7177

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Looo-sehr-hrrrrrrr

[Jono L]

Christ, not much setback there.

[531Aussie]

Probably even fuglier than the stars and stripes Cannondale.
I nearly bought, and I was gunna paint over the stars

[bbp]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrghghghghghhgghhggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
20 hours sitting down playing MYOB in the last 48 hours and still no end in sight.
Anyone need anyone sorted out? I need to punch on.
Must continue and receive $900 for passing Go or I can't afford to go to Timor.
I can see why I don't do this more often. Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrk

[thunder]

Originally Posted by Geoff Vadar

Hey Classic do you think Contador is vulnerable at the Tour de France? How should Evans play his cards? Maybe lama can pipe up too? Or anyone who likes ice cream really.

Obviously consistency is his big weapon but he has to also look to take time too (easier said than done). I hope its windy as all fcuk on those non radio days. That would be awesome.

Should Evans be trash talking Contador in the press too about how he is the 'Astana orphan' and nobody wants him? And in the bunch from day 1 too 'where are ya mates? huh? where are ya mates? Do Spanish dogs get raybees? I like ice cream. My name is Cadel. Suk it.'

I reckon Contador is a bit insecure about his team and he is very very young in the head so he should be susceptible to a good head fcuk no?

I am also hoping lllyody gets the nod (is that confirmed). Cadel needs to send guys forward more on some of these key mountain days - find a way to stop getting done over 3 to 1 on the bergs.

bbp - trip sounds good. I still think a TAN Warny race would be the most rewarding!

Vadar, Evans wont make the podium. He needs to add 40 watts on the finishing climbs, and 40 in the chrono. The only way he can do that is if he gets blood refills and sees Cecchini. Possible, but dont think it will happen.

Those Belgian cnuts are pretty hardcore and ambitious, and will help him with that medical program if it means winning Le Tour.

[thunder]

Originally Posted by 46kgToDate

Hmmm
reclusive slight of build

should this man have given away the Utes for cycling????

dead ringer for either Brooklyn/Israel or the Triplets of Belleville.

caricature of himself!

[thunder]

Originally Posted by 531Aussie

And......

yeah, I'm sure talking to a couple of club-level cyclists is just the type of thing Armstrong loves doing, coz he's never done it before. I once said g'day to Phil Anderson down at St Kilda Beach, and the horrified "oh-****,-another-'80s-dickhead-on-a-bike-is-talking-at-me" look on his face made me realize I'd stuffed up.

lolz

[Geoff Vadar]

“Libraries raised me,” Mr. Bradbury said. “I don’t believe in colleges and universities. I believe in libraries because most students don’t have any money. When I graduated from high school, it was during the Depression and we had no money. I couldn’t go to college, so I went to the library three days a week for 10 years.”

Awesome.