The Thread about Nothing....

[Geoff Vadar]

Originally Posted by classic1

Yeah. His insights were, well.... less than insightful when they weren't out and out wrong. BTW, he sounded Canadian to me. Seppos may get a pass on this one.

What would cunadians know about cycling? Even less than seppoes! ruddiculous!

Only $100mill life insurance payout to knock off Jacko. Nothing unusual there. i'm off to write my first conspiracy theory book.

[531Aussie]

Off 'topic' (topic? What farkin topic?):

Is it just me, or does anyone else reckon that "god" (pffft) never intended for us to spend so much farkin time recycling our farkin rubbish? Fark me! What a pain in the arses!

[matagi]

Originally Posted by 531Aussie

Off 'topic' (topic? What farkin topic?):

Is it just me, or does anyone else reckon that "god" (pffft) never intended for us to spend so much farkin time recycling our farkin rubbish? Fark me! What a pain in the arses!

Che?

You been cleaning out your garage OzMan?

[531Aussie]

Originally Posted by matagi

Che?

You been cleaning out your garage OzMan?

Man, we've gotta spend so much farkin time sorting out our **** between the refuse and the recyclable. It farkin ***** me

[531Aussie]

Originally Posted by Geoff Vadar

What .

Hey, coach, what's the supposed point of guys doing the "double bubble": training hard in the morning, then racing early evening? I don't get it.

[matagi]

Originally Posted by 531Aussie

Man, we've gotta spend so much farkin time sorting out our **** between the refuse and the recyclable. It farkin ***** me

Nah, takes no time at all if you avoid living off packaged food.

[gplama]

Worst part about the CyclingNews upgrade..... I can't click on the site and work out what I've read already and what is new. Farkin junked.

[Geoff Vadar]

Originally Posted by 531Aussie

Hey, coach, what's the supposed point of guys doing the "double bubble": training hard in the morning, then racing early evening? I don't get it.

Mostly? It's so you can sound cool and be all like...yeah yeah im farken tough and slotted home 150kay this morning so thats why i only came second in B grade tonight etc etc

I like split sessions though cos of my footy background but most super cool kid coaches in cycling dont like it - it means a delay in real recovery so your next 'good' session is further away than if you did one 'rock solid' session and begin recovery asap.

whatever.

[classic1]

Originally Posted by 531Aussie

Off 'topic' (topic? What farkin topic?):

Is it just me, or does anyone else reckon that "god" (pffft) never intended for us to spend so much farkin time recycling our farkin rubbish? Fark me! What a pain in the arses!

Fark that. I burn the friggin lot of it. Burning stuff is fun.

[Geoff Vadar]

Originally Posted by 531Aussie

Hey, coach, what's the supposed point of guys doing the "double bubble": training hard in the morning, then racing early evening? I don't get it.

Its also good for melB to Warny prep I think. Lets you get 210-220km per day without much trouble. 150 at tempo/motorpaced and then 50 at subthreshy in the crit and then 20 junkietrunkie kays while you roll it home telling everyone how farken corehard you are.

I did ask jack about this actually. He said its bull**** and crapped on about training into the wind on you way home is what counts (80 with the wind and then 80 hard into wind on the way home).

He also said never train with retarded hacks who are slower/weaker than you are. Always train with blokes 'up' the food chain so to speak.

By the way, asking me what I think is like asking wacko jacko how to raise kids. You should hit up lama for inside tips - he is the raining state Champion person.

[classic1]

Originally Posted by Geoff Vadar

I did ask jack about this actually. He said its bull**** and crapped on about training into the wind on you way home is what counts (80 with the wind and then 80 hard into wind on the way home).

They would be miles he was talking about. Them olden day cnuts did huge miles.

Tell Jack I said g'day.

You also need to ask him/get him started on about amateur world road champ Jack Hoobin or even better the story about his brand new chrome track bike getting wiped out at the nth Essendon board track back in about 1948. Comedy Gold.

[Geoff Vadar]

Originally Posted by classic1

They would be miles he was talking about. Them olden day cnuts did huge miles.

Tell Jack I said g'day.

You also need to ask him/get him started on about amateur world road champ Jack Hoobin or even better the story about his brand new chrome track bike getting wiped out at the nth Essendon board track back in about 1948. Comedy Gold.

Will do. I have heard the one about his new chrome jobie. Its the story with a few normal words sprinkled inbetween mostly...fcuk,****,shattered,pissed,cnutness,shattered,bugger,ropeable .

[EoinC]

Have a look at this Simplex front derailleur on a 1952 Rainbow at the Perth Super Dome Track Carnival today.

[bbp]

Originally Posted by EoinC

Have a look at this Simplex front derailleur on a 1952 Rainbow at the Perth Super Dome Track Carnival today.

It's farkin Eoin again.
How the **** are you Eoin?
Would you like to come to Timor with me Eoin?
Your missus can take photos if you like.
Forget about all those precious cnuts.
We'll have a great time.

[bbp]

Sorry Eoin I didn't mean to make you feel insecure.
It's just that it hasn't worked out with my True Love and I'm a bit tender and all.
You can't have everything aye?