The Thread about Nothing....

[Thylacine]

"Fellas, than green is completely the wrong shade for this season."

[531Aussie]

He could probably smash all those guys, even if they worked turns together

[Jono L]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2 weeks straight of indoor training. kiill me

See me blog I am so lazy i cbf even doing the old copy paste.

[matagi]

Aw! Poor little Jono!

You've just got to stop breaking things.

[Jono L]

Originally Posted by matagi

Aw! Poor little Jono!

You've just got to stop breaking things.

I know. god darnit.

[bbp]

Interesting day.

Firstly, the Riot Squad do have a sense of humour, although I don't recommend resting your hands on their shoulders while you're talking to them.

Secondly, it's good to finally run into someone you have loved, and perhaps have disrespected in a poor moment; and yet still respect; and apologise to them.

Thirdly, it's good to tell the Riot Squad they're parked illegally and they should move their vehicles as you're ponceing off.

Fourthly, don't ever buy a Fisher and Paykel washing machine. Piece of ****.

[swampy1970]

Originally Posted by gplama

Tour of Spain you homosapians!

Fabian is odds on to take the 4.5k prologue....


Fabian: "Disc wheels in training boys? Yeah, good luck with that."
Liquigheys: "Fark off Spartipuss, thanks to Ivan, we're all wired on Brillo juice"

Spinal Tap was wrong - mine goes down to 10... Who needs an 11, do they still pay you to ride so slow?

[swampy1970]

The rain in Spain stays mainly on...

... the Vuelta prologue start ramp.

Freestylin' beeyatch!



You put the left leg in, you pull the left leg out, in, out and you shake....

Sparticus1, Dumbfcukus 0

[matagi]

Originally Posted by bbp

....... don't ever buy a Fisher and Paykel washing machine. Piece of ****.

European front-loaders FTW!

My preference is either Asko or Miele.

[Thylacine]

Geez, if a washing machine can't hack a single guys one a week washing habit, it would stand no chance against a couple with a 2 year old. Our farken thing runs 24/7.

[531Aussie]

Originally Posted by swampy1970

The rain in Spain stays mainly on. 0

The rain is Spain sprays all over his frame.

Excuse my iggorance, but does he get a re-start for that?

[Jono L]

A good response to whining wendy
Take Pity On Wendy

[gplama]

Originally Posted by Jono L

A good response to whining wendy
Take Pity On Wendy

A link to the TAN? What the?

[Jono L]

That link goes to cycling tips does it not?

[swampy1970]

Originally Posted by 531Aussie

The rain is Spain sprays all over his frame.

Excuse my iggorance, but does he get a re-start for that?

I think he's S.O.L.

I should have added "... the Vuelta prologue start ramp in Amsterdam".

I would have thought it would have been Cocaino Tom falling over the edge of the start ramp after a night out in the drug capital of Europe...