The Thread about Nothing....

[Thylacine]

Jeepers Beepers, that's some full-on burnage you gots yerself there. Hope you heal fast. Go hard with the "I can't use my hands" sympathy votes with the laydies and let us know how you go.

[cs124]

Ugly sh!t I saw on Beach Rd this morning...

Muppets who hit the brakes and unpredictably swerve when there's glass on the road and nearly take down the people behind them.

A mouthy b!tch in full Katusha kit (with a nice ar5e) who knew everything, including, aparrently, that I was the cause of the aforementioned fracas because I took evasive action to avoid going up a muppet's clacker. What exactly did you want me to "ride through" dear?

My own portly reflection at mirror mountain. Yuk!

[531Aussie]

^ There's nothing quite like a yappy and bossy girl in a group ride.
There used to be one on the Thursday night hill ride who wore Richmond gear, and she was often telling someone off

[531Aussie]

This is very important, so everyone pay attention: it's good to see Valverde trying to bring short socks back into fashion.

Has Evans ever had a tan?
And, once again, tell me he doesn't look like Moe from The Simpsons!

[Wilchemy]

Originally Posted by bbp

No I guess it was my fault really. I couldn't access an isolating valve in a locked ceiling space and rather than waste a couple of hours traipsing off to a real estate to get a key, took a riskier option which could have paid off but didn't quite, ergo pain. I've got plenty of time to regret that choice now.

Holy crap beebs, that's some nasty shibit! Many healing vibes in your direction fella.

(Spose I better save some healing vibes for the father-in-law too, he had by-pass surgery on his ticker yesterday...5 artery grafts apparently. I didn't know there was that many pipes attached to the heart until now. )

[matagi]

Originally Posted by 531Aussie

This is very important, so everyone pay attention: it's good to see Valverde trying to bring short socks back into fashion.

Has Evans ever had a tan?
And, once again, tell me he doesn't look like Moe from The Simpsons!

I find the image of grown men in skin tight lycra cuddling each other vaguely disturbing.

Valverde has a nice set of pins tho'.

[matagi]

I have been traumatised! I am covered in apple juice, chocolate milk and have banana in places I'm sure it shouldn't be.

The more astute amongst you will immediately deduce that I have been looking after a toddler.

I'm having a nice glass of pinot to help me recover - I may require several more.

[Thylacine]

Originally Posted by matagi

I have been traumatised! I am covered in apple juice, chocolate milk and have banana in places I'm sure it shouldn't be.

The more astute amongst you will immediately deduce that I have been looking after a toddler.

I'm having a nice glass of pinot to help me recover - I may require several more.

Traumatised in less than a day.

Soft.

[matagi]

Originally Posted by Thylacine

Traumatised in less than a day.

Soft.

Hey! I had to change a pooey nappy too!

[Helmet Hair]

Originally Posted by matagi

I have been traumatised! I am covered in apple juice, chocolate milk and have banana in places I'm sure it shouldn't be.

The more astute amongst you will immediately deduce that I have been looking after a toddler.

I'm having a nice glass of pinot to help me recover - I may require several more.

...and you reckon I put up a howler.....

[matagi]

Originally Posted by Helmet Hair

...and you reckon I put up a howler.....

Pfft! At least I didn't break my cervix.

[Helmet Hair]

Originally Posted by matagi

Pfft! At least I didn't break my cervix.

I want to go there, I really want to, but I know if I do I'm going to get hammered.....

[Jono L]

Off to China now for some bike race acctttion! Yeha. Cannot wait, at least I've had a couple of hot days in melbs do get me used to it. cheers all have fun.

[Thylacine]

Knee How!

[classic1]

jono, bring me back cheap consumer goods.

the rest of u, where are u? Entertain me.