P0rn, adidas shoes, viagra, russian chicks want to marry you coz your a stud etc

Give me money and I'll see what I can do about the above. I'm getting on the bandwagon. I'm not typing this from *****ia so its legitimate. You can trust me.

LOL

Cool, it's good to have a contact we can trust. I need one of these.....

Do you want cash up front or do you just need my credit card details?

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Its obvous where you swipe the credit card.

Might take a few tries to get it though.....

I need all of the above .....but i aint sending you any money until you also tell me that I've won an overseas lottery that I've never entered, had some long lost relative die & leave me 'mullions', or you wanna smuggle billions of *****ian Oil money into my account...c'mon, you know you wanna!

I have to keep my 'excellent honest top quality original products/hot Russian bride make sexy time with you' spam above all the dishonest 'cheap Bangladeshi knock-off products and ugly Kazak and Uzbek mail order bride with festering bungholes and herpes' spam.

You can't trust them bastards but you can trust me.

That Ward17 dude forgot to bump my totally legitimate spam thread. You pay cash I do you good deal. Totally legitimate. You can trust me. I sell you woman. Genuine 18yo virgin. From Frankston if you can believe that. Last one available in whole town. Hurry hurry for this never to be repeated offer. Rarer than dodo ****. Get it while it lasts.

So what deformities does she have?

And if she's not good enough for her family, she's not good enough for me

Doesn't matter. The cherry popped yesterday. She's a demo model now.

Thats like $877,062.158 Aussie, ay bro!

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I was wondering why you were all so restrained during my absence, now I see you were just trying to be sneaky and conceal the evidence.

Nice to know you're all still the non-PC dirty old men you always were.

Do you always look at the porn threads ma! I just knew you checked them out on the sly.

Blame Thylo!

My post-age brings all the girls to the yarrrrrrrd

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