Flab ( Ed ) is a liar

Here he is quoted:

"The last four days has seen me and the team going over the 2003 Tour de France official itinerary
in extreme detail.

How's this for a sample of big league talk, I've decided my prime stage will be stage 7 on July 12 -
Lyon-Morzine. This comes the day after the Nevers-Lyon time trial and the day before the
Sallanches-L'Alpe D' Huez stage, both targeted by Lance.

Now I know on Saturday's 12th stage one of Lance's Postal boys will come up to me early after the
start, probably before we pass the 20km mark at Loyettes and try to make a deal with me to just ride
tempo and not to launch any of my noted attacks.

Well guess what, this year Lance is going to have to work for his number five win, I'm planning on
attacking at the base of the Cote de Crueseilles with 89km to go, I should have about a ten minute
lead built up by the base of the Col de la Ramaz with only 22km to go to the finish at Morzine. With
10 minutes on the Ramaz and Cote des Gets climbs I can hold my lead to the end!

The officals are predecting me to do this 230km stage with an average speed of 38kph!

If you want to see me before the start be at the Place Bellecour before 10 a.m or at the finish on
Anenue Jean Jaures in Morzine."

A quick check of the list of racers ( http://espn.go.com/oly/tdf2003/s/2003/0703/1576267.html )
doesn't show an ed whitebone ( or whatever his name really is ) and the only Fabrizio is Fabrizio
Guidi from Italy. So Ed, you piece of kack wanna be, times up. Still have the route map from last
year? I'll even let you pick a day and then we'll just put you in your place once and for all. Man
enough, or won't Mamma let you out to play?

Mo must be edykated coz e writed:

>
> A quick check of the list of racers ( http://espn.go.com/oly/tdf2003/s/2003/0703/1576267.html )
> doesn't show an ed whitebone ( or whatever his name really is ) and the only Fabrizio is Fabrizio
> Guidi from Italy. So Ed, you piece of kack wanna be, times up. Still have the route map from last
> year? I'll even let you pick a day and then we'll just put you in your place once and for all. Man
> enough, or won't Mamma let you out to play?
>
>
There is an Eddie Mazzolini. Maybe the bastard love child of the gay couple Ed Whitebone and
Fabrizio Mazzolini?

Ian

"Mo" <mdoornberg@frythespam.telus.net> wrote in message net...

> whitebone ( or whatever his name really is ) and the only Fabrizio is Fabrizio Guidi from Italy.
> So Ed, you piece of kack wanna be, times up. Still have the route map from last year? I'll even
> let you pick a day and then we'll just put you in your place once and for all. Man enough, or
> won't Mamma let you out to play?
>
Look Mo, Fab has just completed his prologue ride and still at the finish at the Ecole Militaire, I
don't know if he will be posting on this board today, but if he does I think you better run and hide
under your bent.

What the heck kind of lame name is Mo?

"Fabrizio Mazzoleni" <chipomard@lfdd.ca> wrote in message
newsnINa.391262$Vi5.10082910@news1.calgary.shaw.ca...
>
> >
> Look Mo, Fab has just completed his prologue ride and still at the finish at the Ecole Militaire,
> I don't know if he will be posting on this board today, but if he does I think you better run and
> hide under your bent.
>

Fab,

Your shtick is old and lame. Not funny anymore. Besides, you're on your third team in three weeks?
Sounds like even you have problems keeping the story straight.

Typical poseur.

Tom Thompson

"Tom Thompson" <toomanybikes@comcast.net> wrote in message .de...
> Fab,
>
> Your shtick is old and lame. Not funny anymore.

Yep, going on two years and three months, never was suppose to be funny, Tom, what makes you think
this is a comedy newsgroup?

Anyway, we just rode off the prologue today at Pont d' Lena in Paris, three more weeks to go.

"Tom Thompson" <toomanybikes@comcast.net> wrote in message ...
>>
> Your shtick is old and lame. Not funny anymore.

Tom, if you want lame and sad, get this, Mo actually checked the Tour de France start list to see if Fab
was on it!

Now that's not funny.

On Sun, 06 Jul 2003 00:04:07 GMT, "Fabrizio Mazzoleni" <chipomard@lfdd.ca> wrote:

>
>Tom, if you want lame and sad, get this, Mo actually checked the Tour de France start list to see if Fab
>was on it!
>
>Now that's not funny.

Fab rides under another name, and uses a disguise. But I'm on to him.

He's the one wearing sunglasses.

Originally posted by Fabrizio Mazzol
"Tom, what makes you think this is a comedy newsgroup?"

Anytime you post its hilarious Fab. Its comedy at its best and funnier than a circus monkey riding a unicycle.

JetLegs

In article <da82365567f09ed2196d99145c853af2@free.teranews.com>, Zippy the Pinhead
<uce@NOSPAM.ftc.gov> wrote:

> Fab rides under another name, and uses a disguise.

He posts the same way - from made up domains. I'm getting a nice collection in my killfile.

Hey Fab! Quit changing your damn address. You're nothing but an annoying little troll. Stay in the
killfile where you belong.

"Fabrizio Mazzoleni" <chipomard@lfdd.ca> wrote in message
news:XHJNa.365757$ro6.8895613@news2.calgary.shaw.ca...
>
> "Tom Thompson" <toomanybikes@comcast.net> wrote in message ...
> >>
> > Your shtick is old and lame. Not funny anymore.
>
> Tom, if you want lame and sad, get this, Mo actually checked the Tour de France start list to see if Fab
> was on it!
>
> Now that's not funny.
>
Agreed there. Runor has it that CSC-Tiscali is testing M5 Carbon lowracers with 24" rear wheels for
time trial use. The smaller rear wheel makes the bike UCI legal for non-mass start events.

Tom Thompson

"Carl" <carl@peladon.com> wrote in message .com...
>>
> Hey Fab! Quit changing your damn address. You're nothing but an annoying little troll. Stay in the
> killfile where you belong.

Carl, you seem to have a lot to say for yourself considering that you're a nobody.

No wonder roadies like me ignore you types when we pass you out on the road.

Fabrizio Mazzoleni wrote:
>
> "Carl" <carl@peladon.com> wrote in message .com...
> >>
> > Hey Fab! Quit changing your damn address. You're nothing but an annoying little troll. Stay in
> > the killfile where you belong.
>
> Carl, you seem to have a lot to say for yourself considering that you're a nobody.
>
> No wonder roadies like me ignore you types when we pass you out on the road.

What Fabrizio forgets to mention is that all the recumbents he passes are going the other
direction.

Tom Sherman - Quad Cities USA (Illinois side)

"Fabrizio Mazzoleni" <chipomard@lfdd.ca> wrote in message
news:e1ZNa.369241$3C2.10095349@news3.calgary.shaw.ca...
> No wonder roadies like me ignore you types when we pass you out on the road.

Please ignore us here, mr. supreme roadie.

"Tom Thompson" <toomanybikes@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:be9h2m$2jk3s$1@ID-163254.news.dfncis.de...
> Agreed there. Runor has it that CSC-Tiscali is testing M5 Carbon
lowracers
> with 24" rear wheels for time trial use. The smaller rear wheel makes the bike UCI legal for
> non-mass start events.

That would make me even more proud to be a Dane!

Torben

Tom Thompson wrote:

> Agreed there. Runor has it that CSC-Tiscali is testing M5 Carbon lowracers with 24" rear wheels
> for time trial use. The smaller rear wheel makes the bike UCI legal for non-mass start events.

USCF yes. UCI no.

The UCI rules have a very long section on what constitutes a "bicycle" and no recumbent,
irrespective of length, layout or wheel size, is anywhere close.

Dave Larrington - http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/
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